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src="http://www.nick.com/ turbonick/syndicated/index.jht ml" width="319" height="328" quality="high" wmode="transparent" name="syndicated_player&q uot; type="application/x-shock wave-flash" flashvars="uri=/syndicate d/default/flash&videoid=14 4607&host=www.nick.com&quo t; />The one and only FIRST DUDE It's the Casadore Estallionado with the OFFICIAL ORDER TO THE WHITE HOUSE ADMINISTRATION, KITCHEN STAFF AND PERSONNEL AND To ALL MY LOVELY LADIES I'm trying to do my due dilegence here and stay up on my G.A.M.E. As far as my horses go, I think you will do well on my Gold Palamino, or maybe my White Arabian. I have a Red Bone Quarter Horse named Lightning who some times acts a fool. And depending on how well you do, the Stallion I bred to Candy, the White Arabian. A horse named Casadore.As far as dinner? I'm a self made Chef. How ya' wannit? Veegan? Okay. Bok Choy! but I don't eat beets.You want beef? I Got milk You want Diamonds that's a whole different game. You wanna play games I got'ta sand box out in the back. Built it for for my son when he was three and now he's twenty two. I got'ta mind set that says you. But I dont like some money so what you wanna do? Im more like Jay Z I dont believe in all that chrome. So if showing out is your fame. I got'ta another game for you.You want Pork I'll buy you half a pig, without the lipstick of course.. You want Lamb. Sorry Mary ran away with my cuzin. I found her about three weeks ago under a lemon tree. Fresh squeezed and pimped out by a crack head. First thing she said to me was, It's hot and the orange's are suffering, so I knicknamed her Sunny Delight. Took her home, let her take a bath you know that Zest fully feeling and then I gave her a ride to San Pablo. That's right, back to the streets and have a nice life. You want fish, Lobsters out and I don't pay for tail. Salmon cost to much and one never knows what the Mercury level is so I guess I'll leave that up to Charlie. You know the- the big tuna of the sea. Last I heard he cracked out and ended up in New Orleans. Funny thing is he tried to run some game down there and his a$$ ended up on some one's plate. So now, you gotta tell me what you really want to eat. I look forward to your phone call. And yes Im real, I'm the Dalvin and yes it's cozy safe. Per his recollection and Under direct orders from the New President:(VOTE FOR ME) Enough is enough!!!We will no longer be serving Regular Kracka's. My people. That's Black, Indian, Asian, Mexican, Italian, African and White,. We want our money back. Crack is out and all that double budget buffet spending is truly a word of the past. Our new menu will consist of real Saltines and Dinner Rolls w/Butta. And our Greens will have some flavor with the addition of Salt and Pepper and other seasonings. (Rock the Bells) Low fat dressings will now be considered optional, as we will now be serving original Ranch, Blue Cheese, Vinagrette and Italian. Onions/Vegetables, Smothered Potatoes, and Chitterlings will be available upon request. (:-----------) I am pleased to announce the Grand opening of my new school here in the Bay Area. : Academic Studies: MIND AND BODY. Curriculumn: BARE BACK, ENGLISH, WESTERN and SIDE SADDLE. Name of School : U&I ********** To all of my Lovely Ladies: From near and from afar and Gentlemen , Please play close attention as these -Ladies-Respect -we are to-Respect these Ladies-we ought to. Come on and have some different kind of fun for a change. You never know, it might inspire some of that great poetry of yours. Gentlemen repeat after me. No I'm not a pig. Nor a Pig with Lipstick. Just showing you some love. In fact I'm very appreciative. I need some perspiration. No, no, no. CUT: See what had happened was. I mean what I meant to say wuz, I mean. Inspiration. I need some inspiration. My next few paragraphs might be about butterflies and wings and things, you know those butterflies that come from feelings we hold in. Those butterflies, with wings, that carry them away. Ok, now I'm getting a little carried away. 'Sounds, as if, you found your man. If not, May I apply: You're glowing and I just want you to know that. I sense your inner beauty. How much I 'gotta spend. NEVER. I'm just trying to make sense of it. It's not always about the booty, That subjects always a little sensitive. I ain't out committin' no crimes. Always jumpin' over fences, always runnin' out the back. Morals, ever oh so empty, running in and out the back door. I, me. I'd rather confront you at the front door. Say hello, come in and get comfortable. Nervous, Never, delightful. Handcuffs? To much like shackles. Shackles on my feet? Not!!!!My right hand across my heart. I cross my heart and I'm standing at attention. No, I'm not Fred Sanford. My attack is more like subtle. In it I'm with it and with it I get it, I win. In it I'm with it and with it I get it, I Win. Get it. To the hands that write these beautiful lines that rhyme in time about me. Is the true essence of where your heart leads your hands to write these things about me? And I in turn shall bless you with more than writing could ever tell? You'll know in your mind, your heart, and soul that some things are better left untold. The Aura you'll have around you will surely tell the story, every moment I look in your eyes will add to God's great glory. For one thing for sure, I'll know that it is his glory that brought us together to live in this life. A never ending story that, no ink could ever tell. Just the two of us and our little one's as one big happy family. Sometimes I move to fast and sometimes I move to slow. Hopefully we'll find a happy medium and let this story unfold. A happy medium, a loving new start. Where? Right There. Right There in the middle. As you, Bling all through the night. Ahh, a night in Paris. Paris, a Knight in me. I'm not from where you're from, nor have I ever been, but I 'gotta tell 'ya. Ain't nothin' like a kiss, I kiss, A kiss from where you're from, I know. I'm on Blackanese. I might send you some kisses back but first I have to go to the hospital. I just fell out of my chair and broke my____ Anyway, they said that I would still remember you when I wake up so all I can say is many kisses back to 'ya. I thought I had turned Asian cuz my eyes tightened up when I saw 'ya. 'Til I saw 'dem jeans and all that was in them JEEZE. I know, I know, the ebonics. Not cool. Not cool. But I'm so not Black in language that I like to make fun of it every now and 'den. Well then. I don't rightly know what to say there pilgrim. Exceptin' that I'm might fine greatful to have received this here honor from such a fine woman as in yourself. I don't know wetter I think of you as one of those cute little Mountain Lion cubs the white girls always fallin' 'fer. you know the ones who follow the cubs into the brush. Look Johnbob a cute little mountain kitty And why she always gotta involve Bob or John anyway. I'm always lookin 'fer 'er leats whutz left a er when Im 'aridin my sidekick Lightnin' on 'da trails up o'er yonder. They be crackin me up. And why. why all dem girls in da movies always gotta fall. Cain't not one a dem ever get away. I'm 'er wetter den a ticks belly after a cigarette burn. I am a little kid playing in the field chasing that great big ole colorful butterfly though. Speaking of butterflies and even though you said you was only her lookin fer a few good friends. I'm startin''ta fell somethin' like them der butterflies. Damn your fine. That's my country talk, but I really talk rather proper, for real. My whole entire life. You'll see. Now my poetry: I floweth with thee and do acknowledge the strenght in thee. God has truly blessed you and it shows by the glow that you have around you. A Halo only meant for me to see. And they say that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and now I'm truly beholdin. Some of you are really special and others as equally important and I just wanted to Thank you all and Black Planet's where it's at. Some I have admired and some I'd wish come true. Some are not my type and some I'd wish come through. Thank you all Black Planet Team, gentlemen and all my Lovely ladies. May the Lord give you continued guidance and forever watch over you. Your good, But, not that good? I saved my drafts to you. And now I see that I did inspire thee. I can be so swift: as the dancing butterflies that flow down below. So many of them, they make your stomach rumble: as the poetry still flows: from me to you and you to me as we both take turns expressing what True talent the Lord has truly gifted us. I like a little fat on my meat. Neckbones, OxTails, Cornbread and Greens. And don't forget that Sour Cream witda' Mac and Cheese. It's gravy. That's how I roll. (:------------) A nice long horse back ride wit' mee freens. Smith and Wesson and sometimes, I take Browning. Yah, I might come back wit' some. G. A. M. E. (:-----------) A deer, a bear, some pheasant, some quail, a wild boar and you, but I don't do coon. My woman, she's no fear, always aware, so pleasant, so nice, great body and more. Stop contemplating, it's way too soon. It's hard, but it's fair and you can't lick it by being soft.************************O ff the top. Is it Candles, Sparkles or Thizzle? Or all of the above? (:-----------) Your beauty is so raw. Like a fresh diamond out 'da ground. Your parents, they did well. They polished you and now you're ready. (:-----------) The Man!!! I am your Setting. Black Sapphire is the backdrop, and White Gold is where you'll be mounted. Right there. There in the middle. The center of your attention as you Bling!!! all through the Night. And Yes I'm taking orders for a brand new wife. I'm not out there looking. I just know that one day I'll run into that "Phat A$$ Charro". That one! That Gurly girl who changes her own oil, performs her own tuneup on that ole Chev or Ford. That female over there under the hood of that Maserati. She told me to give her a few more minutes cuz when she's done with the Maserati she needs to calibrate a field test. She looks good in that Red Ferrari. She sends me to the auto parts store for spark plugs and a condenser. I don't know about you but that kinda sparks up my ignition. No I'm not out there looking. Charro, maybe, that is you. Not neccesarily the Golden Senorita. She could be Black like you. White girl and or Asian I really aint trippin off you, but if it melts in my mouth and makes me shout. Out loud I'll make the statement. In front of yo momma I'll make the statement. In front of Yo daddy I'll make the statement and your brothers and yo uncle will always have a place with me. A Gurly girl who can saddle her own horse and ride for more than twenty minutes. A White gurl, maybe Asian? No matta'I've been on Blackanese. Blaxican or Mexican or maybe Black like you(:-----------) I'm not like M&M's. I really don't melt in your mouth, and those nuts I really don't need them, I've got my own, maybe you would like to knead them. I'm more like what your momma ordered for 'ya. I'm more like Cambell's soup. I carry my own label and my own brand, so stop off at your local grocery store on your way home from work and pick up ugh, a 750 mil. will do. Go home and open one up and see what it'll do. Relax and 'joy, the sunshine. I'll Remynisce on you. I'm not like M&M's, you know, the Green one's as a kid. I'm more like Cambells soup, you know. Say it. I'm HMMM! HMMM! GOOD!. The skin, it's so chocolate, you're smacking your lips, noughet so goowy, I'm making your jaws work. Thick as a Snickers packed with P nuts, caramel so chewy it makes your jaws hurt. I once was lost but now I'm found, White Chocolate's where it's at. I remember you telling me how my scent had just stayed with you. All day long you kept smelling me, wishing me there with you! ! ! ! ! ! (:-----------) I remember my visit there, that was a week a go. I picked it up in the air and set it down gentle. I played with it and then pushed up weight on it. That was a week a go and today is the day. We take it to another level. Discussing possibilities of making a baby and I whisper in your ear. I want to taste it. You say it's okay. Then you laugh and I laugh 'cause we both know it's just another line to add to this page and I appreciate your input as I put in your input. I'll be there for you when know one else is. I'll step up to the plate, strike one, strike two, third swing and I'm well over the bases. Center field homerun, In the form of a diamond, I cover all bases. Right down the middle. Where? Right there, There In The Middle. A Rose is an amazing thing. It doesn't matter, whether you're sad or happy. It still has the same affect on you. Kinda' like your smile. (:-----------) A Flower symbolizes love, peace, longevity and the Lord above. That is why I am now sending you this Rose. Still looking. Why? It's right there. There in the middle. (:------------) U&I. For every move you make, I'll fall in line, I'll follow.To the top with ease, in ecstasy, my love for you will reveal itself, ever so patiently. And even when I get to the point where I can't move. I'll take it down low, I'll comprimise. I'll follow the lines, I'll fall in line. For my love for you is so heavenly. I'm honored by his nature, and if you look. You too, shall be Blessed. I'm not so much Green Peace, yet a Peace of Green is where I'm at. Protecting the Lords creations, our mindset: where we should be at. And though and so, our seeds, we sow. We often forget to protect with neglect. No mercy for the things we grow and the food we eat. And even if it's not to eat, just one look and it's heavenly. Like the view at the top of the mountain after you've worked so hard, so diligently, to work your way to the top and now you're there. Is it Green Peace or a Peace of the Green that your heart desires? If you could flow like the wind between every flower and all that green you see. Wouldn't it be grand to have a few more concerned souls like yours to see exactly what you see? I'd whisper in your ear, but you're too far away. So I'll just send you this Rose. It's right there. There. There in the middle. Okay, maybe it's a little offset. A little to the left. Yah! right there. Put your hand on it. Feel it? It's pounding. Your Heart!!! From the beauty I see you're heavenly. Like the moment I looked into your eyes. I knew instantly God had sent you to be by my side. Like the moment when I look into your eyes. You'll know instantly that God has sent you to be by my side. And I, I'll fall in line. For every move you make, I will fall in line. My love for you will reveal itself ever so patiently. And even when I get to the point where I can't move: down low,as long as I can breathe, I'll comprimise, I'll follow the lines, breathe in, breathe out, I'll fall in line. For my love for you is so Heavenly!!!! I wanted to express some things that have been on my mind lately. Like creases and sheets. Two warm bodies and nakedness. Kisses of passion: Our minds devour. Thoughts of now and how. Feelings that flow so softly. Because you look like the pillow that I lay my head on when I lay myself down to sleep. Your body golden, yet, not to white, enlightning, slight tan, yet, not to bright, never that milky look, enchanting, mysterious, your glowing. No secret, I admit, Im curious. You look so gentle to the touch. Your hair is nice and trimmed. Your lips: So small, yet cool. Your hips. Like that,they're Phat! Your eye's they sparkle. I'd like to look into closer. And then, run my fingers through your hair. It's like fine silk not meant to wear.And the hair that's underneath your wear, Hmmm! The thought is truly tempting. I'd like to fill my mouth with hairs that are underneath your wears and everything else that's there. Then I'll move on to other passions. Your breasts. I'll camp out on those big mountains.Ahh!!! Long walk: I finally made it. I reached the peak. Deep Breathe. Succulent tender thoughts as I carry on to your neck. Then without a mark, a trace or bruise. Deep throat is where I'm at. I'm not lost. I trust, I thrust. Entering subtle valleys Hmm!!! Your stomache trembles. I'm in and I know it. Because I feel the sweet poignant trembling, the rumbling of true love. Right there. There in the middle. It's growing thick. Just look and you will see. You'll grow curious and start to shake. It's not that you're afraid. It's the temptation, the feeling, It's much too great. You'll be thinking of one of those western movies. Where you're the star. ( Corral Scene: Take Two:) I'm the rider and you're the bronc and your buckin. Your pretty tough though. Legs all in the air as you thrust girl. You're trying to throw me, but I can't be thrown girl. 'cuz I'm the best 'ya know! I Gotta tight grip, I'm right wit ya' when you come down. 'Still ridin': On top when you slam down. Then you'll stop convulsing and kiss me on my lips, knock need, knock your knees, walk it out, clap your hands and tell me how much you Love me. From the Author and Producer of The Caballo Negro, Casadore Estallionado, Momma's Casadore, The Caballo 1 (:-----------) Copyright 2008 BayAreaCowboysandCowgirls.com All Rights Reserved. |
