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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

Written by Queen Moron

NO...YOU ARE NOT READING THIS BLOG TITLE WRONG!!! I AM QUEEN MORON...SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM PREVIOUS BLOG POSTS THAT MADE YOU LAUGH OR CRY..OR BOTH!! BUT NOW...I JUST WANT TO SIT DOWN WITH YOU AND EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY...I....QUEEN MORON...FEEL AS IF WE NEED "SEXUAL HARASSMENT" IN THE WORKPLACE. I FOR ONE...AND I'M SURE SOME OF YOU CAN AGREE...HAVE HAD A CO-WORKER THAT I WANTED TO TAP LIKE AN ELEVATOR BUTTON GOING UP!! BUT...NNNNNOOOOOO!!! MR. "JOHNNY LAW" SAYS THAT I... (continue reading)

So, I'm going to start writing a story but I dont know how it should go. This is where everyone else comes in. Your free to write anything you want. It can be funny, scary, stupid, or even romantic. So, lets get started.

NOTE: PLEASE ENTER YOUR PART OF THE STORY IN THE COMMENT BOX AND NOT IN MY NOTES. THIS IS THAT OTHERS CAN START WHERE YOU LEFT OFF.

I woke up early on a sunny Friday morning around 10. This was usually the day I slept in but I was excited to start my day. The week... (continue reading)