Today I will act like I know that the difference between try and triumph is a little umph. Today I won't be playing. Signed, The Man Who Wears The Cologne Of Accomplishment Called Sweat. It's been a minute since we last spoke. Back to the basics....I was in a relationship, and now I'm back at square one. Things didn't work out. I tried, and at the end of the day if you can honestly say...you did all you could to make it work and you came up short..I can live with that. I am truely single....wow!!!!! In the words of T.I (I'M BACK) :)
Can I take a few minutes and pour out my soul? Just a few minutes to address the public if you will. I just wanted to let everybody know.....I'm frustrated!!!!!!! I remember a time when BP was the shizzle. Now, I don't know why I get on here. The quality of heterosexual women are slim to none and slim left town along time ago. Example: Just say you see a nice looking chic on here.....by the time you send her a note....some nuckle head has already filled her box up with 25 messages saying "Damn, mami you so fine can I stick my , blah, blah, blah." Then these wanksta's have these photos on their page with their shirt off and guns and weed in the background....how ungangsta is that. Studio clowns. Women on here taking naked photos and get upset when a guy approaches them the wrong way...Ladies, what do you expect? Express yourself mami but keep your clothes on...I'm starting to think that's all you have is those D's...no substance, no style....OK Got it out. Let me return back to my normal self.
What do I find sexy in a woman?
I like when a woman is comfortable, comfortable in her womanhood, herself and where she is in life. When she is happy with herself, I think that radiates and that`s very sexy to me.
Did I find that in someone now or am I single?
I`m happy and thats the most important thing...lol (smiling)
Describe what your perfect romantic evening would be?
Spending it with someone obviously that you care about. Probably a nice dinner on the beach somewhere. Maybe a walk on the beach. A lot of laughing. a lot of smiling and a lot of I don`t know, what else?
What is the one thing that your people would be surprised to know about you? About your personality?
I`m very shy. A lot of people don`t know that about me. I`m very shy.
Who are your favorite music artists?
I like Jay-Z, Michael Jackson, Prince, D`Angelo, Lenny Kravitz, Dwele, Andre 3000, Tina Marie, Donny Hathaway. I love everything from reggae to classical music. Growing up I played piano, so I was exposed to that. I love everything.
Location?
Houston.
Kids?
None.
Job?
Hell yeah.
Cologne?
Burberry Touch
Have you seen these people?
CAPTAIN WORKOUT:
This guy spends all week in the gym and needs little or no reason to take off his tight azz shirt, revealing an even tighter one, so tight you can see his heart beating, and parades around the club like Mr. Universe. Lives with his momma, in that small azz crib, pulling the cons out in the basement.
SAMANTHA SPANDEX:
You know her 300 lbs, size 48, buys a size 6 red and yellow spandex outfit and to the horror of others, she wears it to the club.
JOHNNY ONE DRINK:
Takes three hours to finish one drink, then tries to fool everyone for another hour with a glass full of ice water & a straw. Has $3.50 in his pocket and a token.
THE O.G.`s:
Stands for "Old Guys". These guys just can`t get over the fact that they are TOO OLD to be at the club. Their clubbing days are so far behind them their kids can legally buy alcohol. They try to be down with the younger generation by wearing gold fronts and try to speak slang using phrases like "What`s up money!" and "That`s fresh!"
THE OOOH GIRL:
She`s that girl that`s basically doing the two step dance, until her song comes on and she screams to her girlfriends "OOOH GIRL, THAT`S MY SONG!!!". From this point on it`s shake what your momma gave ya and she will dance with what ever is in front of her, guy, girl, bar, wall, speakers, etc.
WASTE OF TIME WILLY:
This is the one that buys anew outfit for the club; travels miles from home, at night to the club; pays $15.00to get in the club; and when he`s finally in the club . . . he just stands against the wall sipping on a cup of Pepsi fronting like it`s Rum-n-Coke.
BILLBOARD BILLY:
Stepped out of the latest rap video, he feels the need to let everyone in the club know what name brand designer clothing he`s wearing, down to his socks because he must have that one pant leg up. It may be pitch black in the club, but he`s got $300 Versace sunglasses on. He`s also the one making a call from the noisy dance floor on his cell phone, with a bottle of MOET (with the label facing outward so everyone can see) in his other hand.
THE 1st AND 15th POSSE:
We only see them in the club around these dates...
TOUCHY FEELY TYRONE:
He`s the guy that loves to walk all over the club when it`s crowded squeezing through girls and getting his free feels.
ROBIN LEECH:
Not the TV host, this girl has no money, but somehow gets some nicca to buy her drinks all night---usually BILLBOARD BILLY (see above for details).
LOCKDOWN LENNY:
Has been in and out of jail so many times, he has no clue as to what is in or out of style. He shows up in a "Malcolm X" cap, goldfronts, an "Eight Ball" leather Jackets and a silk polka dot shirt.
SHEILA STROBELITE& CO.:
They look good in the club, but outside..... AHHH DAMN!! And I bought you a drink??
Y ALL QUIT ACTING LIKE YOU AIN T NEVER ENCOUNTERED/ARE GUILTY OF BEING ONE OF THESE PEOPLE.
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