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Forget what you thought, this is how it is... My name is Charles, I'm 26 years wise. I'm 5'11 & 175 lbs I'm a graduate from UNF (University of North Florida) with a degree in CIS (Computer information Systems) that's right, I'm young but not dumb. I currently work for the Goverment. I have a good relationship with my mother; I have all my teeth, fresh clothes and clean shoes! In spite of everything I live in a reality filled with excitement, adventure, and non-stop laughter. I look at life as one big action packed adventure, and try to live every moment as if it where my last. I don't have to go to the gym, I get enough exercise pushing my luck. I live the life most dream of, but can't have. Nevertheless, if you're lucky enough, you too may see how it feels to be wit a "G".
*The Rules of ENGAGEMENT* Below are a set of Rules I use to weed out the GOOD woman from the BAD so if you agree with these rules please by all means contact me else please goto the next profile as this one is not for you... 1) We must be having fun period! I keep my life filled with fun, adventure and laughter, I enjoy traveling and anything new, so if your life is as boring as a snail race don't contanimate mine. 2) I just say NO to gold digging! I make enough money to buy most things I desire from cars to clothes, so I don't mind splurging on anyone. However, only if I know they would do the same for me. 3) Leave the baggage at the door, This means no drama, come with level head, and calm postive attitude. In fact, the only baggage I want to see you carrying is louis vuitton. 4) Cleanliness is next to godlyness, I like a woman that dresses and smells at least as good as I do. So if your weave smells like carpet, your toes look like a koala, and and you smell like a wet dog don't even try me, Because i'll ride on your stank ass, like a cowboy on a bull. 5) Must have a sense of humor, I love to make people laugh and enjoy entertaining. so if you always have a proverbiale mean mug painted on your face, please try a diffrent make up... 6) I'm a first class type of guy, so i don't settle for second class behavior. Don't play games with me, just be real and i'll do the same... 7) I'm a day walker not a vampire, I don't mind going to the club and other dark places. However, I do enjoy scenes with light such as: the beach, parks, malls, cook outs and day trips. So if the dark is your idea of a perfect scene, do yourself a favor, and light up, before your join my team... 8) Must be Loyal, I've always said, a person who chases two rabbits catches none. So if your trying to play me with someone else in the background choose the other person. Because I will not chase you, I will replace you. 9) Must be a flexiable giver, I desire a women that will massage my neck after a long day, unlocks the driver's door, and springs for the check once in a while. In other words, someone that can bring something to the table, not just take from it. 10) Must have Integrity, I need a women that can TRUST. Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by, and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
Some of my favorite quotes I've said: "if you aren't having fun around me, you might want to check yourself." "when a person enters your life, their either going to bring something to the table or take something from the table... what can you bring to the table?" "obstacles are only seen, once you take your eyes off your dream!" "sometimes you must risk going too far to discover just how far you can go." "i want you to be happy!" "don't worry about me, i'll be alright.." "if I see it, want it, i'll buy it, and own it!" "you ain't gotta front me %#&@$!, if I want it i'll buy my own.." "if life's a %#&@$!, treat her right and you might get rich..." "life's a dick, if it gets hard, %#&@$! it.." "its lonely at the top, but your eat better!" "never look down on a man, unless your going to help him up..." "i'm a respecter of people, not things!" "i don't settle unless its what's I want..." "if they hit my car, i hope they got insurance.. and i ain't talking about auto!" "i'm insured with, Florida YOUR fault!" "you riding!!!!" "is my car, worst than walking?" "if you ain't in the car, by the time i crank up... i hope you ran a marathon before..." "this is your pc? oh boy.. we going to have to upgrade!" "what it do?" "ok???" "I'm ryding clean, join the team!" "ryding clean, welcome to the team!" "if you going to do it, then do it!" "are you sucka-free?" "what's for dinner?" "I'm a put them out of business.." "you get +1 point" "are you a debt hoe?" "in order to get on my level, u going to need a ladder..." "the wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead!" "haters going to hate, because that's what they do!" "oh boy!" "ohh really!" "whoa!" "now thats tight!" "you go against me, your %#&@$!ed!" "i'm built to last, step to me, and that yo %#&@$!!" "party like a rockstar!" "my rims are way bigger than yours..." "i'll make you feel good like the 1st and the 15th.." "i'll buy $300 dollar shoes, just to let you know what i stand on..." "i don't move fast, i just stick to the script..." "everybody get a chance to shine, this is mine!" "i put in work overtime, grinding for this spinach..." "i'm a leave you %#&@$!, punch-drunk like a 5th of Hennessey!" "i'm young, but not dumb!" "i hope that not what i think it is..." "people that look down to me, only to ask where i got my shoes.." "rain, sleet or snow.. gotta make that money.." "i have the heart of a lion, nuts of a elephant.." "if you can't convince them, confuse them." "if you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it." "never miss a good chance to shut up!" "never mess up an apology with an excuse. " "how do u tickle a rich girl... say Gucci, Gucci, Gucci!" "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an %#&@$!." "your gene pool could use a little chlorine..." "if you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything." "i'm like a blood hound, i can smell money!" "i'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar." "i'm the author of then book, yah a genius wrote it" "a hard head, make a soft %#&@$!..." "experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. " "bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks..." "100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? wow!" "GAME OVER!" "i hope you don't expect me to act like a trick?" "you ain't all that, but u act stuck up.." "i'm the definition of romantic" "give the women want she wants!" "just ask about me, i'm well respected..." "she likes me.." "can u make it clap?" "show me how u work that thing!" "you know me, take the good with the bad!" "i stay fresh from kicks to cap!" "i'm rolling solo.. i'm not cripple.. i don't need a crutch!" "your eyes got that glazed look, you been eating donuts???" "with a wig splitter, you can define the definition of pain!" "respect it, and keep my name out you mouth.." "if i wanted it, i would already have it!" "its time for a upgrade!" "what the hell!" "ohh k.. k.. k.. "nothing to eat? well its time to go!" "do you wanna walk.. up an down the street, sporting gangster boots on your feet!" "if a women wanted to seduce me, she would have dinner ready, and then call.." "i hate to tell you this, but you suck!" "i hope u didn't spend money on that!" "if i wanted you opinion, i would have read your mind..." "back to the drawing board, with that one!" "your childish comebacks, humor me!" "what it is, what it do?" "we going to break out of here like a rash!" "if your mouth was about big as your dick, you wouldn't be sitting with all these dudes!" "for a long time i had no friends, only associates.." "mind yo business!" "i'm strong as a untamed gorilla!" "i'm real and you wack!" "awww, do u want a cookie..." "is that your best pick up line?" "%#&@$! the crab legs, where the lobsters!" "if i wanted popcorn, i would have put your foot in the microwave!" "i eat like a Iraqi hostage!" "is that all you got?" "your breath smells, dickey! what u been doing? "why don't u act like bad report card.. and get lost!" "who put a hold on your reality check?" "is that the big crazy ride everyone's scared to get on??? let's get on it!!!" "tell me a story..." "sammy wammy!" charlie wally!" "a saint is just a sinner, who fell down... and then got up.." "when can i see you again..." "you could use some sexual healing.." "all you gotta do is say yes!" "did somebody say cookies n' cream?" "i'm the first and last of my kind!" "i'm not cocky, i'm confident!" "my time is valuable, so spit it out!" "schedule it for 6 but i'll show up at 8.. "who?? what?? huh?? nigga talk english!" "i never worked a day in my life... i enjoy my job!" "you need to chill out!" "don't forget, the name is charlie..." "if it don't make sense, it don't make dollars" "they trying to catch me ryding dirty!" "if it don't make sense it won't make dollars!" "i'm a certified booty guard!" "caution don't touch!, i'm dressed to sharp to be touched.. you might get cut!" "i'm the ready deal, theses other niggas imposters..." "i don't need punch lines, or riddles... pimpn all about attitude" "cheer up, the worst is yet to come..." "I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours." "tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it." "i think your Reality check bounced. " "i love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my family members do you want?" "i'm everything your suppose to be!" "i got all eyes on me like a microscope.." "i'm ok, but my car is SICK!" "i'm the last of a dying breed..." "i seen niggas come and go, %#&@$! the whole world seen i done before..." "i was born in it, not sworn in it!" "get your mind right..." "am i on the air?" "i got people calling me like a telethon..." "i keep my money stacked up in brinks.. like a contractor...." "no lie my %#&@$!s tight, got people stopping and looking like a stop light..." "i got chicks sweating me like a gym class..." " niggas play alot of games, but not with us..." "opinions are like a %#&@$!s, everyone's got one!" "got people calling me Pringles, because how i stack my chips..." "niggas get content with a pair of Jordan's, i get content when i make paper like Jordan." "better get down, or lay down!" "some say i lucked up, i call it perfect timing!" "how can i lose, when the whole city is behind me!" "i got million dollar dreams, and hundred dollar nightmares.." "trying me was your first mistake!" "ain't nothing changed, but my clothes..." "making an %#&@$! out of me, is the same possibility of winning the power ball lottery!" "i'm a florida boy, nothing more nothing less" "you disrespect, or test what i say, its ryding on yah ass till %#&@$! goes my way!" "what you know about that..." "i shine like how the chrome glow.." "you choose to oppose me, who the %#&@$! you suppose to be?" "i'm the head honcho!" "does your man treat you like dairy queen? he treats you right..." "i keep home girl, popping like bubble gum..." The Neweast quotes: -The same wind blows on us all, the differences in arrival is the set of the sail... -When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. -Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. -When life throws you a curve ball, swing the bat... -Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate. -A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success. -Successful people are allergic to being broke. -Just because you won't, doesn't mean no one else will. -Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. -Remember, you can earn more money, but when time is spent is gone forever. -We will either find a way, or make one... -Always look at what you have left, never what you have lost. -It's 11 o'clock have you got your hot donuts yet? -Why have a plan B when plan A should work.. -Items are less likely to sell, when they focus on what they won't do... -It's better to buy a car with many options and not use them, than to buy a car with few options and want more... -You can't complain, if you don't vote... -It's always easier to shoot down an idea then it is to present one. -It's better to explore the cause than to criticize the action. -Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds. -Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story. -Live life where you kids will say “Daddy I wanna be just like you, when I grow upâ€. -It takes luck to find a good man/woman, but skill to keep him/her. -Relationships are never set it, and forget it... -Buying an expensive item lets people know you "had" money, maintaining and expensive item lets people know you "have" money... -Theres no romance, without finance... -Sometimes you do, because its your duty... -Drink a red bull, you can't sleep on life... -Haters hate you while your alive, and love you when your dead... -Goals not written down, are nothing more than wishes... -The people you meet in your life are going to be weights or floats, its up to you to decide which they are... -Someone once asked me how much money do you need to be happy? I said take your current weight and add 3 zeros behind it... -I got a dirty mouth, but my car is clean... -Theres no such thing as good or bad, only effective or non-effective... -No one every remembers second place, so always go for number one... -All I have is my balls and my word, I don't break them for no one... -Relationships are nothing more than simple economics, if the reward out weights the risk.. do it... -You'll never gain much, unless sometimes your willing to risk it all... -People never miss a good thing, until its gone... -Envy and jealousy, are simply bi-products of success... -Women will always notice a mans shoes, so if there not tight, neither is your game... -Never look down on a man, unless your going to help him up... -Someone once asked me whats the difference between being poor and broke. Broke is not have money right now, but poor is not having money ever... -Someone once asked me whats the difference between a want and a need? I simply replied money... -Give a man a dollar and he'll eat, give a man a job, and he'll take you out to eat... -A fool with money is just like a hooker, both are looking to get screwed.. -The road to finding a solution to a problem starts with "How to"... -In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king... I'm don't try set trends, but I was the first child in my family to own a Benz... -Some people eat 2 to 3 carats a day, I prefer to wear them... -Haters want to assassinate my character, but I'm not acting.. -There are two types of people, predators and prey. However, I'm a predator for success and I pray for more... -They say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, I say the blacker the rims, the sweeter the coupe.. -I'm the young bob barker, I set the prices right.... -All I know is the sky is blue, and my Benz is too... -You can't help but spend it if you getting it right... -Someone once asked me what would your ideal house be made of? I simply replied bricks of money! -A rich man will keep anything you sold'em, but a broke man will return anything you show'em.. -Some are content with a pair of jordans, i'm content when I got money like jordan's.. -If your broke as %#&@$!, ask me for the toilet $$$ paper... -My work week includes sucker free Sundays, and martini Mondays... -I live my life like a Benz, classy, stylish and full of drive... -Some say i'm slow, but the super-charger says i'm fast... -I forget more, than most haters ever learned! -I'm like a fly, only $$$ paper can catch me! -I used to give a damn, but I never gave a buck... -I make more paper than the times union... -My doctor said I gained 10lbs, I replied weight me again this time without my wallet... -My money like bread I make it, your money like gum you blow it! -It's a blessing to find a girl, as genuine as a diamond and rare as a Pearl. -Someone asked why my shoes look new all the time? I replied when you making money thats how they suppose to look.... -My watch got so much ice, you'd think time froze... -What may be a drought to you maybe a bargain to me... -Pressing pause on my cd, is the only way you can stop me... -They call me the %#&@$! like i don't piss... -When you carry lots of money, you can't wear belts only suspenders... -I make money like it grows on trees, so i'ma stop calling it money start calling it leaves... -I got money in my pocket, and my mind on some more! -People say why my hands are so cold, I say its from the ice on my wrist... -People don't respect guns, they respect bullets.. -I carry my BIG faces to store in small places. -I stay fresh like green bananas! -You may run out of money chasing women, but you never run out of women chasing money... -Before I sell my soul i'll sell everything... -Why be in it, if you ain't going to win it... -I've been though everything like a lab rat... -I've got so much game, i'll have a veggie trying to eat my meat... -Life is cheap until you pay the price.. -I stay cleaning then laundry mats.. -The money keeps calling, I gotta change my number... -Whats the use of living, if your not moving full speed... -When a person enters your life, their either going to bring something to the table or take something from the table... what can you bring to the table? -Sometimes you must risk going too far to discover just how far you can go." -Don't worry about me, i'll be alright.. -If I see it, want it, i'll buy it, and own it! -You ain't gotta front me %#&@$!, if I want it i'll buy my own.. -i'll buy $300 dollar shoes, just to let you know what I'm standing on... -People that look down to me, only to ask where i got my shoes.." -Stay tuned, more to come... |
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