chakacun HELLO - September 30, 2009 add/view comments (2)

I never knew there would be a better tomorrow
But you've come into my life and taken away all my sorrow

My days of sadness are a thing of the past
Because I have found true love at last

My days of emptiness are gone for good
Because you fill a void in my heart that you should

You've opened a window
You've shown me the light
And my love for you will continue to burn bright.

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The Sex Fairy

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't
change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

1.) Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make
love they produce amounts of the hormone oestrogen, which makes hair shine
and skin smooth.
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2.) Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.
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3.) Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
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4.) Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5.) Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a
feeling of well-being.
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6.) The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7.) Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world.
IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8.) Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes
decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9.) Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10.) A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is
in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around
the world nine times.

Now sex has been sent to you. The 'Hot Sex Fairy' will visit you within
four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.

If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of
your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot
and fall off.
Oh yeah, I am absolutely sending this one on. I am NOT taking any chances, lol!