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WARNING: The following message is over 9 1/2 years old and was written when I was a wild young man. So it may no longer reflect my current mindsets, values & perspectives. It may also be confusing since some facts are off now (i.e. age, # of children, etc.). But I am too lazy to rewrite the thing, and it`s really for a bunch of strangers anyways right?! But, I did update the photos of my "Mini-Me", "Minnie-Me" and "(Mini) Mini-Me" just so y`all could be blessed. With that said...We now return to our previously scheduled broadcast: Wadup Black folks (And other interested parties), and welcome to the page of the sorriest bastard on "The Planet". I don`t really have much to say so I just pulled a few quotes from my collegeclub account. I figured nobody really cares what I have to say anyway since people only send me notes on how cute my kids are. I`m the quintessential Gemini so I usually have everyone thinking something different about me. But their usual consensus is that I`m a "trip". There`s nothing I enjoy more than laughing. Well, I do have 2 kids, but had there been a new Chris Tucker movie showing. . . . I don`t have a set preference for women or how to treat them because every girl I have ever known was different, had to be treated differently and treated me differently. I usually try to keep a conversation going and I got jokes for weeks, so I can usually keep a woman entertained. If that doesn`t work I talk dirty to them. And if that doesn`t work I`ll try to make`em talk dirty to me. As you can tell by my friends list I like women, especially pretty/sexxxy ones. And no, not all pretty women are sexy and not all sexy women are pretty. "Pretty" is just a physical characteristic, while sexuality is an attitude. You can be pretty but not carry yourself well and lose a lot of sexy points. And you don`t have to be wearing a 2-piece string bikini or be in a video to be sexxxy either. Just don`t go to any extremes. Yeah I know I`m a picky bastard. No, I`m not conceited either (But I am kinda arrogant... And a bit of an *sshole), I just know what I like. Hey, all women are beautiful in one way or another- a good personality counts more in the long run `cause all that physical sh*t can only get you so far. You could look like one of them "Fatty Girls" video chicks (told'ja this sh*t was old), but if your attitude is f*cked up then you gots to get the f*ck from `round me. I`m always thinking about life. Creation, learning, growing, experiences and death. Sometimes I`m a little morbid about it..other times I just feel good to be alive. And when I look at my son and daughter I get overwhelmed by the fact that I took part in the creation of the life of another human being. Someone who will grow up one day and be "Daddy", and someone who will be "Mama". Hell, I`m only 24 and I`ve already got plans on how to make my grandkids piss off my children and my kids can`t even walk yet. I`m involved with several organizations that I took part in founding, including but not limited too: N*gga Phi N*gga, D*ck`em Down Boys (DDB), The Trilogy (We tear *ss on the spades table), F*ckin` Wit Us (F.W.U.) and any otha organization dedicated to the exercising of our un-inhibited and un-adulterated rights to raise hell, kick *ss and generally start some sh*t. If that`s what you`re into. Here are some of my basic philosophies on life- To each his own as long as it doesn`t directly affect or disrespect me or mine. Keep it real, F*ck haters and Get `Bout It. Don`t spit into the wind and always wash your hands when you use the restroom (especially on the road!). We always want what`s best for us, but what`s best for us ain`t always what we want. If you follow these rules you`ll never be a loser. Ya might be a failure, but never a loser. `Cause to fail you at least have to try. But you can lose without ever leaving the starting line. Well that`s all I had on collegeclub page worth repeating so that`s all I`m giving to y`all. If you sat through all this random gibberish you get major points from me `cause I would have said "This mutha-f*cka crazy" at the first sentence, looked at the pics and moved on. You`re alright. Now smile, say "This fool trippin`!" and go on `bout ya bizness. UNO!!