craZekT where's the fellas at tonight???? im in the mood to flirt! - January 26 add/view comments (0)

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If you are job-less, car-less, phone-less, and/or homeless... please to be walking away... I have a son to support I'm in no position to be taking on a grown man who doesn't have his own.As for the independent grown men... please keep on reading.

I AM A QUEEN.

i want a king. i want someone who can lay it down without being over protective and controlling and possessive. i want someone who appreciates the little things i do. especially when i am there when you need me because that isnt really that little. i want someone i can respect and someone who respects me. i want someone who says please and thank you and can hold a conversation. i want someone playful. sweet when needed but more or less just plain funny. i dont want a relationship. i want a best friend. and if you dont qualify... PLEASE WALK AWAY. i'm so sick of wasting my time with people who think they can live up to the challenge and fall short. if you are shy... thats ok... as long as when we are alone you can talk. i dont like lies. i dont care how small they are. if you tell me one day that your last name is one thing and i find out 2 months later that its not that then i'm going to be irritated. no joke. there is no need to lie about something so petty. i shouldnt have to do background checks and i shouldnt have to check i.d.s we are grown. ACT LIKE IT. sometimes i like to hold hands and sometimes i like to kiss. i dont want your tongue forced down my throat. its nasty. if this isnt you... please please please walk away. its not fun for either parties when the truth comes out. i get mad... and i dont like to be mad. thank you for reading :)

there are a lot of people trying to get my attention and sometimes i feel bad because i dont remember specific people when they call or send me messages. what you have to realize when this happens is that its not personal. but if you want me to remember you... you have to make a memorable impression. :) and if we talk for a min and then stop for a couple days... im probably not going to remember what we talked about last. or what your name is. im horrible with names. im sorry about it but like i said. make a memorable impression and we will be fine. thank you :)

Let's run thru a few things before you get started If your idea of an INTELLIGENT conversation is what you would do to me if you had the chance walk away. if your idea of a being a real man is doing the dishes while your WIFEY works to pay the bills walk away. if you don't have a phone, a car, and still live with your moms without a GOOD excuse walk away. if you're about to ask me what's good my answer is about to be my GRAMMAR now walk away. if your idea of a clean whip is that 1994 impala on bare tires with the ORIGINAL rims walk away. if your idea of being a real person is FALSIFYING your information on your page walk away. if you don't know what you are looking for OR why you are looking walk away. if you are going to ask for my phone number BEFORE my name walk away. if you aren't old enough to know what color the SMURFS are walk away. if you are so old you remember marching with the KING walk away. if you don't have pictures of YOURSELF on your page walk away. if you are going to ask for a picture of my BOOTY walk away. if your idea of a real job is HUSTLIN walk away. if you don't know how to LAUGH walk away. if you can't make me LAUGH walk away. if your not voting OBAMA walk away. if you think it's that EASY walk away. if your idea of the sexiest dance move is the sprinkler... walk away. if you don't speak ENGLISH es ido hoto

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