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What`s up with the "Planet"? Thank You for stopping by my little domain. Only giving you "The Pleasures You Like". To describe myself, I`m 5`10", 160lbs with brown eyes and a killer smile. Just click onto the www.dudleyq.com link and checkout the "Lady in Red" For the inquiring minds that want to know--I live in Greensboro NC- divorced with 2 teenagers. **ONE** My other Web Page **myspace.com/Cristal1970 ***Hit a sista Up***--Be My Friend :-) PS--New Pictures at the bottom of Page--Hope you like :-) PSS--The gorgeous young man that I'm pictured with is a wonderful friend--Jonathan!! ***ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!! For some reason Blackplanet is showing me as being online when I'm not. Make note that if I don't reply back in like an hour or so, then assume that I'm not online and I'll get at you ASAP. I do try and reply to everyone's messages even if it's just to say "Hello" or "Thank You". But I do get a number of messages especially since Blackplanet is trying to employ me (Not a bad idea LOL!!) so please bare with me :o) Love Ya Much!! I'm Crystalicious   Here`s something new that I got from a friend of mine--Hope you enjoy :-) -A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife`s going to have her baby in the cab!" A doctor grabs his stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady`s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly he notices that there were several cabs and he was in the wrong one. There was a doctor caring for a elderly woman in Kentucky, he asked her how her breakfast was. She replied it`s very good except for the Kentucky jelly, can`t seem to get use to the taste. The doctor then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly". A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman entered with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing. It was quickly determined the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it therewas atattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient`s dressing which said; "Sorry, had to mow the lawn." Ok--Here`s a little something on the funny tip. My mother thought it was hilarious and so I am,in turn,sharing it with you. "How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity" 1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if anyone slows down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom at work. Don`t disguise your voice. 3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they "want fries with that". 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors". 6. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 7. Specify that your "drive through order" is "to go". 8. Five days in advance, tell your friend, you can`t attend their party because you are "not in the mood". 9. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!! I Won!!" 3rd time this week. 10. When leaving the Zoo, start running toward the parking lot yelling, "Run For your Lives! They`re Loose!!" 11. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the Economy, we are going to have to let one of you go". **Please no notes or messages if you think this is corny. It`s my mother for God Sakes! (Smile) Enjoy!  Click Banner 4 Blazin Music! Music By BPHotJointZ |
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