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HIT ME UP ON YAHOO UNDER MY USERNAME curtis_magee2001 if you want to chat!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or halla at me at 601 310 4171 
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to herein as the >"Agreement") is entered into as of the _________day of>______________,2003 >by and between ___________________________&am p;______________________ > >THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES. > > 1. No sleeping over - UNLESS IT IS VERY GOOD AND WE NEED TO REPEAT IT IN >THE MORNIN` 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of >the evening. 3. No calls before 9 p.m. (we don`t have %#&@$! to talk about) 4. None of that "Lovemakin" sh!t, strictly mind-blowing-sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions. (i.e.: Where are we headed with this? Do you>love me?- Hell no, so don`task stupid questions.) 6. No plans made in advance...that`s why you call the "Back-up" unless you >are from out of town, then its only a one-time advance arrangement. 7. All gifts excepted - (money and diamondsare always good) 8. No Baby talk, (however, dirty talk is encouraged) 9. No asking for Comparisons with former Lovers (it`s really none of your >damn business) 10. No kissing (too intimate except to other body parts - no mouth kissin` >- yuck) 11. No calling each other "friends with benefits" (we are not friends, just >fu ck buddies) > >12. Calling out the wrong name durin sex is O.K. - don`t be offended. 13. No extra clothing (I dont want your %#&@$! leaving anything behind when >you leave) 14. No falling asleep right after Sex, Get your %#&@$! up and GO HOME, It`s >OVER dammit. 15. Dont be offended if I dont ask if you enjoyed it(I DONT CARE). 16. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 17. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be, "My >roommates` girlfriend/boyfriend." 18. Doggie style preferred (just hit It hard and right or get the Hell OUT) 19. Reason for doggie style - the less eye contact the better (don`t want >to look at your %#&@$!, just want to f`uck you). 20. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME!. (so don`t keep >callin DAYUMIT!!) 21. The most important one: NO CONDOMS, NOFUC`KIN`, carry yourAZZ HOME.!! 22. Bring your own Drink- I am not your LIQUOR STORE!!!! 23. No phone use please- don`t want anyone callin back lookin for your %#&@$!!! The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, this Agreement will automatically become NULL & VOID. And you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST, and deleted from phone memory and e-mail list. BLOCKED from all communications until your SILLY AZZ UNDERSTANDSTHE RULES. ParticipatingPartySignature ______________________________ ___ >Date: ___________________ > >Participating Party Signature_____________________ _____________ >Date: ___________________  
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