Say baby, can I be yo` slave? I must admit girl, U da` sh*t girl, and I`m diggin` U like a grave. Now do they call U daugther to the spinning pulsar, sista to da` distant yet rising star; or maybe queen of ten thousand moons. Is yo` name YiMiYa? Aw hell naw, it`s got to be Yoshoon. Ohh is that a smile me put on ya` face chile? Wide as a field of jasmin and clover. Walk that walk honey, talk that talk money; hounds leggs that spank Jehovah. Who am I? That`s not important, but they call me "Brutha to the Night"; and right now I`m the blues in yo` left eye, tryin` to become da` funk, in yo` right... Who am I? I`ll be whoever U say; but right now I`m the sight raped hunter, blindly pursuing U as my prey...And I just wanna give U injections of sublime erections and get U to dance to my rhythm, while dreamin` clouds of nubian angels upon wings of contorted, distorted, mataphoric jizim... Aw come on slim f*kk yo` man, I ain`t worried about him. It`s U who I want to step to, cause rather than deal with the phalacies of this dry azz reality, I`d rather dance and romance yo sweet azz in a soakin` wet dream, mm, mm, mm.....Who am I? Well they call me "Brutha to the Night"; and right now I`m da` blues in yo left eye, tryin` to become da` funk, in yo` right.........Is that alright? -Lorenz Tate "Love Jones"
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Well people, I`ve put the playas hat on the shelf. I`ve tried to maintain the lifestyle, but its no fun anymore. It`s time for something` with a little more substance. Somethin` more meaningful, somethin` with the "L" word involved. L.o.v.e,....love,....llluuuuvv v. Yeah, that`s right, I said it,... Love. I used to cut my lip everytime I said that word. I couldn`t say it to anyone who wasn`t related by blood. Guess I`ve grown alittle since then. I couldn`t stand seein` these, no game lame azz, wanna-be playas, use that word just to get azz from a female. But, quiet as kept, I couldn`t stand weak minded azz females who let n***as take advantage of them simply becausethey said they loved yo` azz after the second or third date, either. I mean, if you really think about it, sayin` that should really have the exact opposite effect. The first thing that should go through you minds when you hear that is "ok we`ll be together forever now, so why rush into the sex thing". Especially when MOST females have trouble telling the difference between "having sex" and "making love". Did you know that there is only two positions you can make love in. Its true. Think about it, when you make love, your doing it with your mind, body and soul. The eyes are the windows to the soul. Therefore, it must be said that you can only make love in positions which allow you to look into each others eyes. Those of you who have ever "made love", know what I`m talking about. I`ve been in love twice during my nearly twenty-seven years of life, and the intimate physical side of those relationships were honestly just icing on an already fullfilling cake. Quiet as kept, I only had "relations" with one of the females I was that deeply involved with. The other one I knew for three years, and I can honstly say that, I was so content with everything else about her that I was willing to wait until we were married to have sex with her. Unfortunately our lives took seperate turns later on down the line, but we are still the best of friends to this day. I have no regrets. Problem with society is that, people put to much emphasis on the sexual part of their relationship, as if their whole relationship is defined by that sole aspect of it. Thats why people are so quick to break-up the first time someone cheats on them. I`ll touch on that a little more later. Anywho, here`s the stats on yours truly: 5`10", 170lbs, blackapache. Born in Columbus, OH, raised in H-town, TX. Recently I was honorably discharged from the U.S.Marine Corps(active duty). Joining, was one of the best decisions I`ve ever made. I highly recommend the military for anyone in that "transitional" stage in their lives. maybe you know what you want to do, but don`t know how to get there, or are financially unable to get there. Or maybe you just want to make a fresh start. The military can help. Now I know that we, as a people, find it hard dealing with authority. Trust me I know. Theres been many times I`ve had to bite my lip or restrain myself from doing something I would later regret. Trust me, you don`t want to get kicked out of the military. It stays with you the rest of your life; but so do the benefits if you make it all the way through. Notice I`ve been saying "military" and not Marine Corps. Unless you`ve just always wanted to be a Marine or just love a really good mental and physical challenge, I don`t recommend that branch, because they do both, to the extreme, especially the mental. If mental fortitude isn`t one of you greater virtues, their "conditioning" will either drive you crazy or, in some cases, kill you (yes, we did have someone die while I was in bootcamp). They truly are looking for only a few good men,(or women). But hey, I`ve got alot on my mind and I`m not even trying to put it all down on here. Sooo, If you would like to discuss further, any of the things of which I`ve spoken, or would just like to indulge in some profound dialogue, get back with me and we`ll chat. Who knows where it could go from there.....OH YEAH, for the dialogue, its B.Y.O.T.(Bring Your Own Topic). I`d like to know, what kind of things go on in your head.
I`ve noticed that alot of women on this site claim to want a THUG, mistaking them for a MAN. Here`s my responce to one such claim:
"WELL I`M NOT A THUG, BUT SINCE YOU SAID THAT ANYONE ELSE CAN WRITE TOO, I SAID,"WHAT THE HECK". BESIDES, I`M BETTER THAN THAT... I`M A MAN.
IF THE THOUGHT OF HAVIN` SOMEONE WHO SPENDS MORE TIME DUCKIN` THE LAWS THAN HE DOES, WITH YOU. TWIDDLIN` YOUR THUMBS WAITIN` FOR HIM TO GET OUT OF PRISON. HAVING TO EXPLAIN TO YOUR CHILDREN THAT DADS NOT HOME CAUSE HE`S DEAD, IN PRISON,OR JUST DOESN`T GIVE A DAMN. IF THAT KIND OF A LIFESTYLE FASCINATES YOU THEN MORE POWER TO YOU.
WHY ARE OUR BLK. WOMEN IN LOVE WITH MALES WHO REFER TO THEMSELVES AS NIGGAS, AND TO THEIR WOMEN AS HOES...NO, THEY DON`T? OH, I GET IT. U WANT HIM TO BE A TRUE THUG... EXCEPT WITH YOU, RIGHT? HHMMM
NOW UR AVERAGE THUG FITS THIS DESCRIPTION(correct me if i`m wrong): AT LEAST THREE NOTICEABLE TATTOOS, PANTS NO HIGHER THAN HALFWAY ON THERE AZZ, USUALLY BUT NOT ALWAYS, SPORTIN` GOLD OR GOLD-ISH GRILLS, AND BOLTED OR AFROED HAIR STYLES. NOW REPRESENTIN` LIKE THAT WILL ONLY GUARRANTY YOU TWO HIGH PAYING CARREER FIELDS SPORTS AND/OR MUSIC. BOTH OF WHICH ARE ARE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT ARENA (WHICH IS EXACTLY WHERE CERTAIN OTHER ETHNIC GROUPS WOULD LIKE TO KEEP US, NO OFFENSE INTENDED).
C`MON BEAUTIFUL SISTA. IF BY THUG, YOUR REFERING TO SOMEONE THAT`S BOUT HIS BUSINESS, WILL PUT HIS WOMAN AND HIS FAMILY BEFORE ALL ELSE EXCEPT HIS GOD. IF YOU MEAN SOMEONE WHO AFTER GOING TO WORK AND DEALING WITH ALLLL THE BULL %#&@$!, STRESS, BACK-STABBINS, AND PREJUDICES, THAT DAY BROUGHT, FORGET HOW TIRED HE IS WHEN COMES HOME AND SEES HIS WOMAN IS MISSING A SMILE ON HER FACE.... THIS WOMAN, THE SOLE REASON HE GOT UP OUT OF BED, HIS MOTIVATION TO DEAL WITH ALL THAT BULL%#&@$! IN THE FIRST PLACE, IS DISTRESSED. THAT SAME SOMEONE WILL TAKE HER IN HIS ARMS CARRY HER TO THE BATHROOM, RUN A HOT SOOTHING BATH FOR HER AND WASH HER BODY FROM HEAD TO TOE. AFTER DRYING HER OFF AND GIVING HER A FULL BODY MOISTURING LOTION MASSAGE, GIVES HER A GLASS OF WINE OR HER FAVORITE MIXED DRINK, AND LEAVES HER TO LISTEN TO SOME SLOW R&B, WHILE HE GOES AND PREPARES A DINNER FIT FOR HIS QUEEN.
AFTER SATISFYING THE NEEDS OF HER BODY, HE TAKES HER OUTSIDE WHERE THEY GO FOR A MOONLIT WALK AND DISCUSS THE THINGS THAT ARE TROUBLING HER; BEING THERE FOR HER EVEN IF IT`S JUST FOR THE PURPOSE BEING THERE AND NOTHING MORE, WHILE SHE VENTS OUT HER FRUSTRATIONS AND DISSAPOINTMENTS AT THE WORLD.
NOW THAT HE`S SATISFIED HER MENTAL NEEDS AND BROUGHT PEACE TO HER MIND, HE TAKES HER IN HIS ARMS AND CARRIES HER TO THE BEDROOM. GENTLY UNDRESSING HER AND LAYS HER DOWN ON THE BED. HE GENTLY EMBRACES HER AS HE STROKES HER IN HER DEEPEST MOST PRIVATE PLACE. HIS EYES NEVER LEAVING HER FACE AS HE ADJUST EACH STROKE SO AS REPEAT THE EXPRESSION OF ECSTACY SEEN IN HER FACE. HOURS LATER WHEN PASSION AND UNRELENTING ECSTACY HAS DRAINED EVERY OUNCE OF ENERGY FROM HER BODY, HE HOLDS HER IN HIS ARMS KISSES HER GENTLY ON HER FOREHEAD AND TELLS HER... THAT SHE IS LOVED. AS SHE FALLS SLEEP IN HIS ARMS HE`S SAYS A SILENT PRAYER, THANKING GOD FOR HER AND ALL THAT THEY`VE BEEN WITH BLESSED, AND WITH THE CERTAINTY THAT HE`S SATISFIED ALL OF HER EMOTIONAL, AND SPIRITUAL NEEDS.... HE RESTS.
MY SISTA THATS NOT BEING A THUG... THAT`S BEING A MAN.(PLEASE REFER TO 1st PARAGRAPH)"
My ideal woman: physically, between 5`0" and 5`8". Petite to thick (if your not sure what I mean by thick, then ask me). Cute, exotic, or beautiful in the face(again, if you not sure what I mean by exotic, ask me). Assume nothing, we all know what assumptions do. Now when I say beautiful, I don`t only mean outward appearance. Inner beauty is a must. No fake or triflin`, dependant, or gold diggin` females need consider. The things I do or get for you are out of LOVE, not obligation and if I want a dependant, I`ll father a child of my own. Having said that,...no pic, no luv. Mentally: AFFECTIONATE, and that doesn`t mean it has to be sex(though sex is good), I want someone who loves to cuddle and initiate other kind of tenacious activities. Intelligent, or at least have a thirst for knowledge(thats the beginning of wisdom). Silly, gotta be silly. Life`s too short to be serious ALL the time. Open-minded, be willing to try something at least once, if you don`t like it.....DON`T TRY IT AGAIN. Affectionate, oops, said that one. Goal oriented, gotta have a long term goal of some kind. You can always change your mind later, but you gotta have a foundation to build on. Gotta be able to weather the storm. You can`t go into a relationship thinking supposed to be perfect, forever, amen. It can be forever but it won`t be perfect. As long as we`re human, mistakes will be made, some worse than others. Now I`m not saying, play the fool, and I`m not condoning the mistakes we make. But don`t jump ship at the first sign of trouble. A wise man once said,"fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me". The trick when in love is knowing when to and when not to let go. Definitly not on the first offence though. Can you stand the rain? Did I mention affectionate? yeah? OK then, last but certainly not least. Someone who realizes that behind every good man, is a good woman. Ladies, good men are made, not born. It starts off with momma, but it takes that special woman to make it complete. It`s hard to be a man. But a GOOD WOMAN will make us WANT to be a GOOD MAN, once he knows how(that`s where the, can you stand the rain, part comes in). So for all you women out there whining bout "all the good men are taken"; their taken because it was that woman who stuck by him and made him that way. You gotta make your own. Nothin truly worth having is ever easy.
Some funny stuff:::Learn Chinese in 5 minutes::
1) That is not right...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?...Hu Yu
Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man...Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It is very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo
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