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I'm a let Kevin Hart finish, but Hasan Minhaj - Homecoming King is the greatest comedy special of all time! 🤷🏾‍♂️

"and all those who shall pass will tell me "what a beautiful flower." O darling goodbye, darling goodbye, darling goodbye, bye bye.. "

"They said we'd become victim to the streets as if the concrete could creep up and catch us... " - Liza Garza

Why did I just get a bunch of invites? BP's history of bad tech support makes me think spam..

Fred takes 8 minutes to wash a car. George takes 6 minutes to wash the same kind of car. How long would it take them both to wash it together?

"He who pays the piper calls the tune".......
How bad is it that I'm captivated by idioms??

Nights like this, I wish...

Celebrating my birthday. I'm taking one drink for all ya'll BP fam.