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THE FREAK TEST; HAVE YOU EVER:
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1. HAD SEX? (5POINTS)
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2. ORAL SEX? (5 PTS.) TO ORGASM? (5PTS.)
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3. SWALLOWED SEMEN? (5PTS.)
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4. PRACTICE BONDAGE, OR SADO-MASICHISTICBEHAVIOR? (5 PTS.)
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5. HAD ANAL SEX? (5PTS) TO ORGASM? (5 PTS.)
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6. HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX? (10 PTS.)
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7. HAD SEXWITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON AT A TIME? (10 PTS.)
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8. HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON IN A WEEK? (7 PTS)
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9. USED SEX TOYS? (7 PTS)
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10 BROUGHT A DIRTY MAGAZINE? (3 PTS)
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11. WATCHA PORNO? (3 PTS)
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12. BEEN IN A 69? (3 PTS)
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13. HAD PHONE SEX? (5PTS)
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14. MASTURBATED? (5 PTS) INA PUBLIC PLACE? (5PTS)
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15. HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? (5PTS) PARK? (1 PT) SUBWAY (3PTS) ALLEY WAY? (2 PTS) TRAIN OR BUS STATION? (3 PTS) PUBLIC BATHROOM? (3 PTS)
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16. GOTTEN CARPET BURNS? (3 PTS.)
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17.PARTICIPATED IN AN ORGY? (10 PTS)
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18.WATCHEDSOMEONE HAVING SEX? (7 PTS.)
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19. HAD SEX WITH OTHERS WATCHING YOU? (7 PTS.)
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20. SUCKED OR LICKED YOUR OWN: FEMALES- BREAST OR %#&@$!? (12 PTS) MALES- %#&@$!? (12 PTS)
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21. PAID FOR SEX? (8PTS)
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22. BEEN PAID FOR SEX? (8PTS)
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23. HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND? (8 PTS)
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24. PASS OUT DURING SEX? (5 PTS)
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25. HAD AN STD? (-8PTS)
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26. HAD SEX WITHOUT CONTRACEPTIVES? (6 PTS)
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27. HAD SEX ANYPLACE OTHER THAN THE BEDROOM? (3 PTS FOR EACH PLACE.) LADIES EXTRA CREDIT: (BE HONEST)
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28. EVER RECEIVED A FACIAL (SEMEN IN YOUR FACE) AND LIKED IT? (15PTS
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SCORING:
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1 - 5: HOW DOES IT LOOK UP THERE WITH THE ANGELS?
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26 - 55: OK, YOU KNOW THE BARE MINIMUM. GO JOIN A SEX-ED. CLASS.
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56 - 85: OK, YOU`RE JUST ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF BEING A FREAK.
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86 - 125: WELCOME TO THE LAND OF THE FREAKS!! HERE`S YOUR CERTIFICATE THAT YOU COMPLETED THE FREAK CORRESPONDENCE COURSE.
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126 - 170: YOU ARE A BONAFIDE FREAK!!! YOUCOULD TEACH A FREAK CLASS.
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171 +: YOU ARE THE DEAN OF FREAK COLLEGE. YOU ARE NOT ONLY A CLIENT, YOU DA FREAKY PRESIDENT.
