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Yes ladies and gentalmen ya boys bakk in da building holla back. 4 all yall that dont kno me my name iz j-black-bizzie a.k.a. J-BLACK. For those who dont know my goverment its Jacob. If you dont know me like that call me BLACK!!! I still single hardworking with no kids. Hit me up if u on some real shyte ladies. I dont have time for games i work 2 2 much. Much love to all my fellow Geminis we run this Shyte. I love to joke so here's a few dirty jokes to make u say ohh he's a freak (yeah i am lol). "The Bottle"
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man.

The note reads:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants." The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back to her, and it read: "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 600SL in my garage, and I have over twenty-five million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."


"Advice For Young Girlfriends"

Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is
right. When it comes to love and sex, men are much
more responsible, since they're not as emotionally
confused as women. It's a proven fact.

Q: Should I have sex on the first date?
A: YES. Before if possible.

Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The
important thing to remember is that you must do
whatever he tells you without question. Sometimes,
however, he may ask you to do certain things that may
at first seem strange to you. Do them anyway.

Q: How long should the sex act last?
A: This is a natural & normal part of nature, so don't
feel ashamed or embarrassed. After you've finished
making love, he'll have a natural desire to leave you
suddenly, & go out with his friends to play golf. Or
perhaps another activity, such as going out with his
friends to the bar for the purpose of consuming large
amounts of alcohol & sharing a few personal thoughts
with his buddies. Don't feel left out -- while he's
gone you can busy yourself by doing laundry, cleaning
the apartment, or perhaps even going out to buy him an
expensive gift. He'll come back when he's ready.

Q: What is "afterplay"?
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to
replenish his manly energy. "Afterplay" is simply a
list of important activities for you to do after
lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette,
making him a sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few
beers, or leaving him alone to sleep while you go out
and buy him an expensive gift.

"Nice House"
Carlos calls his boss in the morning:
Ey, boss i not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt I not come work
The boss says:
You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Carlos calls:
Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. And by the way, you got a nice house.

"Questions Answered"
How do you tell that you have a high sperm count?
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

Why are electric trains like women's breasts?
They were designed for kids, but the father usually
winds up playing with them.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna eat me!"

What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's
batteries in backwards?
He keeps coming, and coming, and coming..........

How did the Dairy Queen become pregnant?
Cause the Burger King forgot to cover his Whopper.

Why did man invent alcohol?
So ugly women could have sex too.

What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have
in common?

They can both smell it, but they can't eat it.
"Never Lie To Girls"

There was a man resting and enjoying the view on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"

"Flat Tummy"

A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?"The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."You're wasting your time." says the boy."Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled."Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

"Keep Away"
A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same question. Again, she slammed the door and screamed, "Get the hell away!"
Later, she told her husband of the incident. He said he would stay home the following day just in case. Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the door. When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex she said, "Yes!"
The man replied, "Great! Give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep the hell away from my wife!"


Alot of crazy shyte has happened to ya boy since i last worked on my page. My mother Anne Actress Townes died on Jan. 9, 2006 from the H.I.V. virus. Her birthday just passed May 25th, she would have been 50 yrs. old and yes she was a Gemini!!! My mother was a strong woman who went threw a lot of problems as a single mother RAISING A HARD HEAD BOY! Her stength kept me strong since i hadn't known my father. So i say to all my fellow teens be careful in life cause your actions not only affect your present but your future as well. Also all my so called friends thats supposed 2 have had my back aren't there 4 me so i know there's only three people i can count on in my life now, 1. God 2. Myself 3. My family. So always check people out cause when u think u know someone they do sumthin 2 throw u off.

Shout out to my nuggs, Terrill, Qwon,
Quintin,Terrence,Derek,
Leon,Sam,Devon,Colione,Dana,Sh annon,ReRe,
Crunchy,Tank,Eric,Shawn,Sean,B ig Brandon,

Lil E,K9,Sam&Linclon,Samantha, Kevin.


Shout out to my family, my mother Anna R.I.P. i will always love and miss u,
brothers Ray,Rick,Lil Danny,& Dre,and
my crazy cousins
Quintin,Yurell,Eric,Trevar,&am p;D`Angelo.
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Also a big shout out to all my nuggs
that have passed away much luv
hopefully i`ll see yall someday!

Those who i forgot dont be
mad either i forgot to put yall in
(cause yall know i smoke plenty of dat green)
or yall wasnt ment to be here and
i dont fukwith you anymore.

As these days go bye ive been going through some things with my mother having passed away, i still focus on the pos. cause my family has my back. I wish the circumstaces could be different because me and my mother were all we had. I was her rock and she was mine when i lost her it hurt so much. But i have 2 keep doing my thing. I hope my fellow Bp fam will keep me in your prayers cause you've always been in mine god bless all of you.


Heres a good description of myself
if you cant tell from my pic.
I`m 6`0 even, darkskinned short hair,
brown eyes and a muscular very cut


2 da niggas dont hate cuz
i look good and dress fresh just step yo game up
and do it big.
4 da ladies holla but dont hate either.
much luve 2 everyone doin they thang.
Im holdin it down in da Mil-Town
if yall didnt kno im from da city dats rite Chicago
much luv im reppin da 414
but Cook County iz home.

I luv 2 drive maybe
ill race cars and be hella rich with plenty health benefits.
Like Young Buck said
but if u dont i can roll rite past u
well im done jakkin rite now do ya boy rite and
sign my guestbook or kiss my azz

Untill we meet holla back ya boy
Black is otta here 1 peace.