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LADIES. If you are HOOD, THUGGISH, or GHETTO or any combination of the aforementioned DO NOT ADD ME, DO NOT EVEN SPEAK TO ME. I DO NOT LIKE NIGGGERS, NOR DO I TOLERATE NIGGGERDOM in ANY WAY. CLICK THE "X" AND MOVE ON.

Hello everyone, I am a transplant to the STL area, by way of Oklahoma City, (Word to Austin Texas)
I am a proud parent of 3 beautiful children (beautiful Twin girls and a handsome son! and yes all by the same woman, my ex wife),

if you do not like that., you may now click the grey X because my babies are everything to me.

I am also a graphic designer and part time musician. I am also a comedian by nature, so if I offend you try NOT to take it seriously...at times I can be a big kid. Oh and most of all yes, I love Jesus. He's cool and all, but be warned...if you tick me off I will call Jesus on the main line, and tell him to come to your house and eat your children.

Ladies, if ALL you listen to is anyone with "Young" or "Lil" in their name and their music involves anything with snapping, leaning, or popping anything. Keep your flippin GHETTO ASS AWAY FROM ME.

Now that i apparently have turned away 89% of the STL Metro Area Black women, If you can formulate a coherent sentence and love to laugh, are pretty, semi-energetic, and love to just plain have fun, *ahem* "holla at ya boy" it took everything within me to type that, so yay for me reaching out!

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God - I like no wait...I love God. Why else would i hide my face from Him because i felt i disappoint Him? Why else do I know to run to HIm in times of need? He is all that is.


My children - It was a joy to see them born, a joy to see them move, a joy to see them grow and learn. There is no feeling in the world like the feeling you get knowing that this small life, is being formed by your words and actions. There is no feeling like having a conversation about your child's future and dreams with them. As a father, there is no feeling like them asking you a question about life or anything in it and hanging onto your every word as gospel. As a Father, there is no feeling greater than hearing your child say "Daddy I love you"


Strong sense of spirituality with a REALness - ANyone who can walk the path without the holier than thou attitude and STILL remain "real" has my respect and is cool with me. I can't stand it when chrsitians act like we can't have fun, or we have to all of a sudden become "Captain of the Pep Squad". Juanita Bynum said it best "I want someone who has BEEN through what i been through to tell me something."

CARTOONS! -Deal with it. I am an artist, and a graphic designer, and a comedian. I watch cartoons and thus I cracketh the helleth uppeth. I am also an avid comic book collector. Don't ever make me choose, you will lose.

GOTH CHICKS - If you don't know, dont ask. but if you REALLY wanna know click here

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N i g g e r s - YEAH I SAID IT!!! in the stl metro there are an ABUNDANCE of them. Hat cocked to the side, mouth full of gold, LOUD on the train and in public, hair unkempt, pants sagging down to their knees, only talk about weed sex and rap music, 4 babies by 5 different daddies, bad wig-weave wearing, orange green and red yarn in their hair types. if you fit the above bill steer clear of me.

people obsessed with celebrities - newflash, they DONT CARE ABOUT YOU. stop obsessing over someone who would probably pepperspray you in the face if they ever saw you. stop riddling your websites with pictures of celebrities (for example this is XY at 2:05 pm picking their nose, isn't this cooL?!!?!) that wouldn't stop to give two craps about you or wouldn't stop to piss on you if you were on fire

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now if you are willing to deal with me after all of THAT.. contact me on yahoo: blackanimenet or on myspace: myspace.com/dmariostl

ciao!

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