Please believe I am not conceited. I am very calm and cool. I like laughing, that is definately my weakness.
I stay laid back chillin. Tryin to maintain my status. Keep my head on my shoulders cause this world can bring you down sometimes.
A little about me
I like to sip on a drink everynow and then but not 2 much. A sloppy drunk is not cute on anyone!!!
I like to go to the movies, bowling, and play cards. I do watch basketball fom time to time. My favorite is Allen Iverson.
I`m not too big on the club scene cause now adays people dont know how to act when they go out, like they momma didnt teach them sh*t.
I try to be relaxed most of the time to keep fom being stressed. I dont have any kids cause I got nieces and nephews to keep me young. I love them like they are mine. If you ask them im the best aunt in the world who dont take no bullsh*t.
Im a cancer so I can be sensitive at times, but i can also cuss yo *ss out if needed. Quiet at times but a freak in the sheets. I will have your *ss screaming out in passion while I ride you to extacy.
I like to laugh and have fun because being serious all the time wont make your days any longer when it`s your time to go then you go and thats it. No explanations.
What I Deserve
Someone to be there for me when I need a friend. Someone who knows that sometimes you gotta tell the fellas im chillin wit wifey today. Someone who will be true to me and not play games. I don`t like liars and cheaters. I will never lie or cheat because that makes it more stuff for me to remember when its hard for me to remember the truth already.I suffer from a disease called C.R.S. (can't remember sh*t!). Plus I hate to wonder if the truth is a lie or if a lie is the truth. I just want someone I can trust. I want someone who is easy to look at. No BIG or FAT niggas that just aint my type. Tall, medium, skinny, big muscles is all good with me. I`m not really big on looks but if you UGLY or BLACK AS H*LL then I wont want to look. Right? Personality plays a big part. I don`t want a man who is always mad at the world. NO JEALOUS NIGGAS!! I don`t want someone always tryin to keep me on lock. Like when I do go out you just happen to pop at the same place wit your boys actin like you didn`t know I was gonna be there with my girls..
Uhh maybe we can be just friends.... Lol
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OH AND DONT FORGET TO KISS THE G-SPOT AND I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR!!!!
FREEWAY: F-R-double the E. You are truly a blessing
to anybody`s life. Whenever times are tough,
all it takes is for you to make an appearance
to make it allbetter. You stick to yourroots
and are dedicated to both your religion and
your family. They shape you into the person you
are. There might be one trait of yours that
people might not like, but don`t trip. That`s
what makes you unique and will get you far.
Continue doing you and don`t let others knock
you. Things might not be as they seem. It`s
actually better.
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology
2 truths and a lie
Two of these are true about me. No joke. Which one's the lie? Take a guess...
