ThIs b your BoI PlaTInuM on this computer thing. Born n Miami raised n the BiG AppLe.....Now I had to come back home to the MiA. If u wanna know more hit me up. I can only update u or dismiss u one of the two...until later keep it real??
aNd A lItLe ThOuGhT:
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. (-Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.-) downsouth_plat on BP is that MAN!" Care to know more about him...you must be one with intelligence and the skill to make me think. I am always awaiting a challenge and enjoy engaging in them. The interesting thing about it is this: you too must be willing, able and ready to not just accept me as your challenge, but grow with me as we elevate each other to new heights on this journey called life.
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the 'Agreement') is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2008, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have %#&@$! to talk about. 4. None of that 'lovemaking' %#&@$! - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the 'backup,' unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other 'friends with privileges' we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing - I don't want your %#&@$! leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your %#&@$! up, get dressed and go the %#&@$! home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: 'My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend.' 17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better. 19. No condoms, no %#&@$!ing. Carry your ass home. 20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store. 21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules. Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________ Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________
