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ok let's cut the f-ckin crap here, now it appears to me that a lot of you ladies get on this site in the hopes that you find your ideal version of a good man (we are out there , but you need to stop being sooo damn picky)

most of you females tend to think that it is a mans good looks that that you are drawn to (wrong answer it is the personality and the way that he treats you an also the sex




now who do you think that you are playing these games of hard to get? hmmmmph you may find yourself by yourself acting that way too now just because you see this certain picture of me up here does not mean that i look like this all the time, hell i can get dressed in a suit and shoes like i am about to go to church,

oooh by the waystop saying that we need to connect or talk for a while 1st cause that is some lame %#&@$! b.s and you know it, you see a woman picks the man it aint the other way around,so stop actin like you are gods gift to man ( cause you will find yourself by your own damn self)

now you ladies with 3 or more kids, you need to stop blaming all these brothers for YOUR DAMN MISTAKES for which he left you because you were a pain in the %#&@$! letting the kids run your lives

stop thinking that you have great kids when you know that they get on your last damn nerves and you cant even control them ( TRY BREATING THEM AND THE WILL STRAIGHTEN UP REAL QUICK)

stop asking me to come visit you when you know good and damn well that i have to work on the weekends

stop thinking that i am not your cup of tea as far as a man is concerned because you just might not be the 1 who intrests me besides do you really know who i am (NO YOU DON'T) oooh this is a biggie in my book , who said that you need to show a picture of your %#&@$!? that aint the way to go suga dont you have a brain?

now to really know me is to love me , just ask a few people who really know me,

1.don't try to preach to me ( because my grandmother was a seventh day adventist, so she did it for years an years)for which she still could'nt convert me

2. dont say that i have issues (because you dont know me or where i've been or what i have done in my life)

3.if i send you a note saying that i just want to talk then please respect what i say to you from the jump.

4.stop asking me why i am still single, maybe it's my damn choice to be that way

5.no these 2 lil adorable kids that you see on my page are not my kids for which they are my niece elisa and my nephew zack

6. now at the bottom of my page you will see a letter to judy that i wrote a long time ago (she was my mother ) and yes she did a perfect job in raising me and my 2 younger brothers, despite what you may think or say

7. i am a very down to earth brother, who is caring, nuturing,loving, kind hearted and very sincere and yes i do have feelings too, but dont get me wrong because i will embarrass your butt real quick

8> for the love of god and everything that is holy, ladies please remember that god created you to pro-create with a man not a woman (so if you think for 1 second that your life will be better as a lesbian then you are so sadly mistaken because all homosexuals are going to hell, read your bible)

10.fellas if you think that slick %#&@$! that your doing to your woman nowadays is cool then your sadly mistaken too, cause i will put you on blast an expose each an every cat i see out there (and you know what i am talking about to)

11.now who told you ladies that your coochie was made out of gold an diamonds? because if it is then not 1 brother out there would buy it let alone put it on lay-away, so stop acting like you are gods gift to man cause your not

12.here is 1 for the record books (remember the sabbath day and keep it holy, which was saturday not sunday) so who said that going to church on a sunday was gods law? check it out cause it was ordained by the pope and the catholic church, do you really think that god would appreciate in how man has twisted around his words and his law? (NO HE WOULD NOT)

13.now i got so sick an tired of people talking about the war in iraq, the people over there have been fighting with each over for thousands of years, and all of a sudden the u.s military sticks their damn noses in something that they have no business from the jump, (check your history people) for which the u.s has been waging war in so many other countries and they expect you and i to go along with their program and support their troops and your friends and family fights a war that they have no damn business fighting in the 1st place (BULL%#&@$!, TELL GEORGE BUSH TO KISS MY ASS, CAUSE HE AND HIS FATHER STARTED THIS %#&@$! IN THE FIRST PLACE)

14.now if i try to spark up a conversation with you on this site then don't act like you are too good to talk with me because if i saw you in a grocery store you would deffinatley speak to me

15 WAYS TO PLEASE YOUR WOMAN

1.worship her.

2.fight for her.

3.die for her.

4.protect her.

5.go to the ends of the earth for her.

6.tell her that there is no other.

7.pledge your undying love for her.

8.make passionate love to her.

9.tell her that she`s always beautiful.

10.watch `lifetime` television with her.

11.always listen to her.

12.shower with precious gifts.

13.turn off the superbowl for her.

14.patiently shop with her(no matter how long it takes takes).

15.gladly eat in resturants with the name "bistro" in their name for her.

now ladies i resepect you to the fullest but let`s be frank for a momment some of these females are so full of games, that it`s pitiful, so if you want to play then please seek somebody else cause i have no time for it at all, and you brothers out there, who don`t treat your ladies right. i can only say that you get what you deserve, now if some of you ladieswould be ever-so-patient and wait then i will put up some pic`s.

now let me tell you a little bit about myself ,first of all i am not here for any type of love connection whatsoever,nor do i want to partake in a booty call either,i am just a brother who is looking for some friends to talk to from time to time.

now let me say that i am very spontaneus, outgoing, warm, compassionate, sincere, respectful, good hearted, a hopeless romantic, carefree, a great conversationalist and a good listener.

now i am also a great cook and i love to do all sorts of things to have fun, for example (bowling, rollerskating, going to the movies, long walks in the park, nite-time picnics under the moon an stars, play golf, read and write poetry, play the guitar, go to the gun range, ride dirt-bikes `yes i do have one` go to all types of shows) and yes even make it a blockbuster night.

now let me also say that being a single blk man is not easy at all.so brothers you don`t want to be in my shoes,because it does have it`s drawbacks.

for example here it is i am a 37yr old single man with no kids at all and i have never been married at all, i still long to have my own family(so ladies don`t ask why i don`t have any kids or why i am still single)which just tears me up and brings me to tears at times (yes i do cry at times so f-ckin what cause if you listen to donnie hathaway as much as i do then you would know why)

now i must say that i got tired of people asking me can i see a pic of you so i put up a old pic for which i did not want to put this one up but hey i did it anyway

here is a list of my favorite movies.

1.disappearing acts

2.devdas (it`s a hindi movie)

3.come back charleston blue

4.trouble man

5.cotton comes to harlem

6.claudine

7.porky`s

8.castaway

9.bachelor party

10.beat street

11.poetic justice

12.raising cain

13.cape fear

14.scarface

15.carlito`s way

16.the five heartbeats

17.sugar-hill

18.the crying game

19.pulp fiction

20.thin line between love an hate

now during my 37yrs on this planet that we call earth there are some things in life that a man wil not fully understand no matter how much wisdom he has, no matter how old he gets and no matter how smart he is, for which if i live to be 107yrs old, i will never understand a women because it`s just been that way since adam.

now don`t ever think that a male chooses a female, because a female chooses the male.

a woman only wants one thing in life to be happy, which is security. now that word falls under 3 parts which is mental, physical, and financial.

now what the hell do some of you ladies think, when you say that you don`t want any drama in your life,but your the first ones to start it off, therefore creating a situation that is not healthy.

now if you was blind or crippled, do you actually think that looks would really matter to you?

now a lot of you females out there say that you dont want no drama in your life but your the first one to start it up. now some of you ladies need to check yourself cause your ugly as hell on the inside

ok now to let you know a little bit about me,

well for starters i am 6ft 1in and i weigh 189lbs, i have long hair that i keep braided up all the time.

i am a brother who is down to earth, funny, spontaneus, outgoing, compassionate, a little too overy affectionate at times (but that is just me) i`m very respectful, i love kids (even though i do not have any kids at all) now i got this youthful appearance thing with me going on for which so females who i met before, say that i look younger than them.

now i bet your wondering where is my pic? well look again and you will see me because i am the only black brother on this page for which i am in the middle.

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the 7 dumbest relationship mistakes smart people make

1.force intimacy?

2.expect your mate to read your mind?

3.play the martyr?

4.assume you're always right?

5.rescue your mate?

6.takeyour mate for granted?

7.let passion die?

HERE IS MY LETTER TO YOU JUDY

well mom it is your big boy your 1st born, i am sorry that i was'nt there to bury you.

i wrote this letter as my way of getteing the closure that i have been wanting for so many years, mom this is a love,hate letter that i wrote so many years ago, now i love you for all of the things that you have taught me concerning life, but i hate you for all of the things that you put me through.

who would have thought that i would turn out to be the man that i am today? not me or you, i love you for being a nuturing, loving,warm and compassionate lady who gave her all to raise her 3 sons, for which i can respect a single lady who can raise a child all by herself, but i hate the things that you had to do to make sure that we had a roof over our heads and clothes on our backs and food to eat. i hate the simple fact that we came from a poor background but we all had you to teach us the good things concerning life. i love you for risking your life to save me from your baby son's father because i don't think that any woman would have jumped from a 3rd story window in newark, n.j just to save her boys but i hated the fact that you let that %#&@$! beat you and me like we were dogs ( no woman or child should be subject to that type of abuse whatsoever)

i loved you for all the talks about love, life and the pursuit of happiness but hell why did'nt you tell me that life would be this damn hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i remember the day i skipped school n the 5th grade to go out and hustle bags(to all you ole school cats you know what i mean) and i was just trying to feed my family who would have thought on that day that you would be at my spot ooooooooh %#&@$! did you give me a %#&@$!-beatin from hell (never will i ever beat my child like you did to me, hell i still suffer from that to this very day, do you realize that an extention cord hurts like hell )

although that is behind me i still hate the fact that I CANT HAVE ANY KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate the fact that you told me to never bring a white girl home because you would disown me if i did but you turn around years later to accept your youngest child girlfriend (that was foul, cause i believed that she was pregnant and to this very day i can't ever find her to tell her why i could not have brought her home to have met you)

ok mom let's go on a little bit further, remember when i dropped out of college to help you pay the bills and give my 2 brothers some money and good clothes to go to school? well i did that because i loved you and i would have gladly done anything you wanted me to do.

now i hated the simple fact that when i got locked up an i ended up doing 4 1/2 yrs in prison for selling drugs that i got from our family to make sure that we had everything? but hell you could have at least let your baby boy confess because that was a long %#&@$! time in prison for me only to have you turn your back on me (that was foul mommy) to risk my freedom and my education so that you an my brothers could have a good life,hell i knew that you were strung out from that type of life-style but hell ma that was almost 5yrs i did an i was'nt even 22 at the time.

let me get this off of my chest ma i had to kill a nigga when i was locked up for all those years and still to this very day i thank god for my buddy who took that charge for me cause i was'nt built for that %#&@$! at all. anyhow i hated the fact that you told me to leave you because there was nothing for me in the d.c area when i wanted to take care of you after i had dropped out of college again for the 2nd time because i knew that you were dying of aids, hell when i went back to my ex she told me that i no longer lived in that house, (like hell i do %#&@$! i bought an paid for this house) but granny said to let her have it all. so i did just that, god why is it that i have to give up everything just to please a female? ( i love you granny because you kept me grounded and humble) so everything that i do in life is a reflection of the posetive aspects that you have instilled in me.

now i remeber the day that i felt your pressence on the day that you died for which i had just graduated from college for which my best friend lonnie asked if i wanted him to give me ride to d.c to see you an i told him that i would wait until the folllowing week to see you, but sadly to say that you died on that night which was may 17th 1996 but i did'nt know that you died until the 22nd of may, what a shame. for which i still say to this very day that not seeing you before you died and also not being at your funeral to bury you was my unforgivable sin

although we had a love hate relationship i still say that you have made me who i am deep inside, just can't seem to figure out why all of these lame %#&@$! %#&@$!es think that their %#&@$! don't stink (ha ha) well you always told me that if a female gets offended by the word %#&@$! then she must be a %#&@$!? OOOOPS i forgot granny told me that. now why is it that i get looked at like i am the one who has done them wrong? when i am only trying to find some happiness

you know mommy i wish that i could go back in time and try to change a few things because i wish that you would have never started shooting up and also dealing with those undesirable %#&@$! niggas ( although i only like 1 of them which was oscar who you married, sad to say that he died at a early age for which he was killed in a robbery)

i wished that i could speak to you 1 last time and ask you do you forgive me for all of the wrong things that i did when i was growing up.

oh well i guess that you have forgiven me but can i forgive myself? maybe 1 day but till then i just don't know. anyhow your 2 sons have done well for themselves except for me for which i seem to be the big %#&@$! up, guess that i am just like uncle ahmed after all. even though i mean well i just can't seem to find happiness on this earth or deal with the fact that i have been single for such a long time, i only just want to want to find that special lady whoi can say reminds me of you an granny, but hell that is a tall order to fill.

anyhow you should be glad to know that your grandchildren are the most precious things in my life although they just don't know that their big uncle has done so much to sacrifice his happiness so that their fathers can be happy with 4 lovely kids. and i still say to this very day this 1 thing that you told me (DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS IF YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING FOR THEM) even though nobody i say that to over the years has even bothered to really listen to me cause niggas still have dropping sperm bombs and playing that %#&@$!ed up role like they love the kids mama or even the kids , they are so sadly mistaken that life will repeat itself not really knowing that the sins of the father will be weighed upon the son. damn kids keep thinking that i don't know what i'm talking about when i am a brother who has lived this life in it's harsh stage and only has the truth tell them.

now i bet you did'nt know that day when uncle ahmed came over the house with all that cocaine an put it in your freezer that he was just meerly selling it now do you? hell 1 night we walked all the way to granny's house in the cold plus it was snowing and here he is shooting up while we are walking and he tells me and bruce dont ever be like him (hmmmm like we wanted to be in his shoes) but %#&@$! i was a hard-headed %#&@$! kid i went on to sell most of the drugs that was in the freezer, (which was a whole hell of a lot of cocaine in that deep freezer)

i still say to myself that baron owes you the world because if it was'nt for you he would not have that business of his in atl that you turned over to him before you died, truth be told mom we both know that the $260,000.00 that i gave you was for you to take care of my brothers because i did'nt know if i was gonna live or die when i had went away to prison but i has also gave granny about the same too cause i wanted her to stop working and take it easy and never to work in another person's house cleaning it again.

you know i still can't seem to figure out why you never seem to like any of the females that i brought home to meet you,i guess that you were just trying to protect me from those females that was'nt any good, but still you could have at least let me try to find out for myself before you told me to give them the boot.which is why i have'nt been able to find that 1 special lady because i am forever looking for them to be the %#&@$!-up that they can be, although i do wish that you were to try to protect me now (hmmmhph a 40yr old man wanting his mom to protect him from these sorry %#&@$! females) anyhow mom remember that 1 girl who i told you that i had a major crush when we had just moved to arlington, va? l told you that i was in love with her and you said follow my heart but i was so scared of rejection and plus i was the new kid on the block, even though i fought every damn guy around there just to prove that i was not some punk, i still felt like the kid when i saw her and i was so scared to speak to her but i was cool with her brother ricky but i never bothered to tell him that i was in love with his sister. remember the day i came home from playing basketball and i told you that i let a girl beat me well it was her and to this day i still love kaye.

oooh i wish that you would have told me so many things mommy but %#&@$! we had this love hate relationship thing going on between mother an son but hell you seemed to treat me as if i was a burden an not the joy that kids are suppose to be, you used to beat me at least 5 times a week for things that i thought were so stupid but i guess that you had your reasons, but i will still love you no matter what. now what used to piss me off was that you made me the protector of my 2 younger brother's and you was gone out with your girlfriends to wherever and there was no food in the house to eat at all (it's amazing how i found out how to make pancakes an biscuits because that is all we had to eat at times) because you went to go sell your food stamps, (that was so foul mom) i still hated all of the niggas that you were involved with especially johnny ray, do you realize he beat me each an everyday for3 yrs for no reason at all and he used to beat you as well, i wanted to kill him but hell i would'nt know where to find that %#&@$! so it is behind me now. now i must say that life is not so bad for me afetr all right now but still i wish that you were with me to talk about life, love and the pursuit of happiness.

hey mom tell me something? why is it that a man such a me who has went through so much drama an termoil at a young age has grown up to be a well rounded individual but still turn out to be the most lonliest man on the planet? i have given blood, sweat an tears over the years and still what have i gotten in return? ( not a damn thing but headache an heartache )

mom remember when we all thought that moki was kiddnapped by those africans who ahmed beat for all that cocaine? well you did'nt know that moki was at g.w h.s at football practice and we were at ahmed's house beat the hell out of that african man like he was a pinata (oooooh the sound of a aluminum bat hitting a body part sounds funny as hell, but it is sickening to know that this man died for no damn reason at all) well mom we all took turns hitting this man an beating him but i was more into it because moki was like my little brother and you and granny was the ones who raised him not his father uncle ahmed.now when we found out that moki was at football practice we was so happy but the damage was done because we killed this man for no reason and we had to dispose of the body, for which we tossed him in the potomac river, mom you and granny never did say anything at all about it but i guess that you knew that your brother, your nephew and your oldest son was ruthless in a uncanny way,so i ask god to forgive me for my sin for which i never wanted to do what i did but it was all for my family and we all know that family comes 1st.

now speaking of family mom you and granny never bothered to tell me about my father or where the rat-bastard is at, but i guess that you had your reasons for that too? but i do thank you for being that rock because no lady i know besides you and granny would have endured all of that abuse that those men put you through

now i know for a fact that you an granny were 2 saints because you had found moki eating from a garbage dumpster when he was just a baby boy for which his own mother did not want him for which you and granny both brought him home and raised him the best way that you knew how, for that i know that he loves you both so dearly because you saved him. now i say to you that i love you for bringing him into our lives but i must say that i have issues with you aborting the little girl that you was to give birth to, yes we all know that you made that choice to get rid of my baby sister for which it tears me up inside, so what you had 3 boys you still could have gave you her a life and we would have taken care of her knowing that she would be good hands because your boys never and i repeat never would have let her go through life in the way that we did when we was younger and to think that she would be about 22yrs old right now (oooooooooooooh i hate you so much because she would have been the 1 who could have brought some type of balance in the lives of your 3 sons) but hey i guess that you had your reason for doing what you did for which i still love you

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