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bush2win
bush2win

Male, 63, Chicago, IL

Posted July 26, 2013


AND and the first one told a joke.

" What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovahs Witness?⿦. Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.



b2w- a borrowed joke :-)


bush2win
bush2win

Male, 63, Chicago, IL

Posted July 26, 2013


The second ATHEIST said :

* A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, ⿿Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.⿝
⿿Then why are you so sad?⿝ her mother asked.
⿿Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn⿿t even believe there⿿s a hell.⿝
Her mother replied, ⿿Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we⿿ll show him how wrong he is.⿝

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bush2win
bush2win

Male, 63, Chicago, IL

Posted July 26, 2013


* An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.

⿿What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!⿝, he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the casue was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that moment, the Atheist cried out ⿿Oh my God!⿦.⿝ Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, ⿿You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don⿝t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?⿝

The atheist looked directly into the light ⿿It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?⿝ ⿿Very well,⿝ said the voice.

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw ⿦.. brought both paws together⿦bowed his head and spoke: ⿿Lord, for what I am about to receive, I am truly thankful.⿝

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archaicwisdom
archaicwisdom

Male, Age Private, Chicago, IL

Posted July 27, 2013


haha...good stuff.


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bush2win
bush2win

Male, 63, Chicago, IL

Posted July 28, 2013


Three Atheist walk into a bar :

and Jesus was behind the bar serving drinks ,,,,

so the the atheist all came up with the same idea and said :- give us "WATER" ,,,,, for each of us and please turn it into "WINE".

So Jesus did his thing, and they were amazed .
but to be sure it was no trick they drank it all up
and the first atheist turned into Lazarus (his beloved sickly dead man).
The second turned into Mary Magdalene ( of the 7 devil spiritual clan) his beloved .
And the third turned into the that talking (A.S.S.) donkey , that loves to ride to and fro to see his two beloved ones .

Bus2win


bush2win
bush2win

Male, 63, Chicago, IL

Posted October 28, 2013


Quoting "EDDIE GRIFFIN" :

"It starts out all messed up in the
beginning in the Book of Genesis,
It says: in the beginning there
was Adam and Eve, and Adam
and Eve, had two sons, Cain and
Abel. And Cain and Abel got
married......................T o WHO ? !
where did there mystery
b-itches come from ?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=opncVf-eKec

Eddie Griffin On Christians, Muslims, Bible, Jesus and Religion.


bush2win
bush2win

Male, 63, Chicago, IL

Posted November 07, 2013