"Phenomenal Woman" Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I`m not cute or built to suit a fashion model`s size But when I start to tell them, They think I`m telling lies. I say, It`s in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I`m a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That`s me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, a hive of honey bees I... (continue reading)

Check me out: I'm in the Platinum of Birmingham Saturday night, ya dig? And I was looking for my homie. So I see this chick and she like almost as tall as I am and way purdy. I mean she is a pretty muthafukka!!! Since I am as crazy as they come, I aint got no game so I just said the first thing that came to my mind. I aint gonna tell ya'll because ya'll will be trying to duplicate my swagg like immediately. But anyway, she was really feeling the swiftness of my tongue so I just... (continue reading)

How much of a freak are you?

The Biggest Freak Possible
Congratulations! You rank right up there with the likes of Lil Kim & the freakiest of them all. You are willing to try anything once. And ALWAYS find pleasure out of the opposite sex.How do you compare?
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