"Phenomenal Woman" Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I`m not cute or built to suit a fashion model`s size But when I start to tell them, They think I`m telling lies. I say, It`s in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I`m a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That`s me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, a hive of honey bees I say, It`s in the fire of my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I`m a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That`s me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can`t touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can`t see. I say, It`s in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I`m a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That`s me. Now you understand Just why my head`s not bowed. I don`t shout or jump about Or have to talk real loud. When you see me passing It ought to make you proud. I say, It`s in the click of my heels, The bend of my hair, The palm of my hands, The need for my care, `Cause I am a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That`s me.

Exactly what Mya said is what I want. If this applies to you get at me ASAP!!!

Check me out: I'm in the Platinum of Birmingham Saturday night, ya dig? And I was looking for my homie. So I see this chick and she like almost as tall as I am and way purdy. I mean she is a pretty muthafukka!!! Since I am as crazy as they come, I aint got no game so I just said the first thing that came to my mind. I aint gonna tell ya'll because ya'll will be trying to duplicate my swagg like immediately. But anyway, she was really feeling the swiftness of my tongue so I just never let up on her. She tells me that she was about to leave the club and she would call me when she got to her room. I said "room!!!", She was like "yeah I aint from here were just down here for the weekend". So I am like " how cool is this", You know how the first thought comes to our heads fella's. She got a room, she from out of town , she probably drunk, I AM GONNA TEAR DAT UP!!!! But then I am like , Be real with your self Fresh, she fine as hell, and a bunch of more Kats done shot there game at her too, she might not call so keep prowling, not really prowling, well F-it. I WAS PROWLING, So I see a chick that I smashed a few times and she looking "tore down 2 def" and she grabbing my arm asking for a drink. NO SIR, i was not about to go down that road again. Then I see another chick I had the pleasure of keeping company, she was playing hard, you know ya'll get ladies if ya'll think he really wants you. But my name aint even much Keith, so of course I cant beg, wont beg. And all of a sudden I feel my phone vibrating. And low and behold, Its a fine muthafukka from outta state, she says that she is @ such and such and that I should come see her. Well I will be damn, let me get the hell outta this crowded, musty, smoke filled, wet floor having ass club. But of course I couldnt hear her so I asked her to just hold on long enough for me to get up outta the club so that I could get clear, concise directions to the club. But damn I left my homie in the club, I slid back through all sorts of chicks and dudes to find him and make haste getting to this fine muthafukka. So by me being a real hood figure, I know sometimes things are too good to be true, so I gave her the fifty question survey to see if she had a few goons there waiting to stick me for my riches. But of course we roll like American Express, but who wants to swipe there card really? Not me but I will if it get too pricey , if ya'll can feel me. But anyways, I get to the room and everything is just like shawty said. So I sit there and gaze into this fine muthafukkas eyes for about an hour and let her hipnotize me. All the way until I knew I wasnt about to hit. But we both promised to stay in touch. Since that wasnt my first bad chick that I didnt hit, I wasnt tripping, and due to the fact that I have smashed my fair share of "DIMES", I conceded to defeat. But as fate would have it the next morning she called and we conversed for a bit and she let me know that she was feeling what i was feeling and we had to make something happen. So I did not feel so bad after all, but hey you cant and your not supposed to hit them all. and furthermore I am getting too old to be getting my Lil Webbie on, " FIRST NIGHT,working this lumber, hit her and forget her she was a one hit". So I am now putting my belt up for grabs, whoever want, take it. I am trying to have some fun, as she so nicely put it. So the moral of this blog is to encourage all ya'll ladies to stop acting so stuck up, and dudes stop playing like you came there to wrestle, and just get your thing on. I aint saying dance because I dont, but live and let live, hell try to pro-create. Like B.I.G. said One of these chicks should be having my baby!!!!!!BABY!!!!! One love ya'll, and that was my damn PIMP chronicle!!!