"I'm Allergic 2 be'n BROKE" !!!!
My "BIO" is pretty simple, only because what's important to me is imprinted on this page {my family & friends}For starts, I am from Charleston,SC, recently seperated from the USAF where I was station in Charleston AFB,SC...and loving every last minute of "Chucktown"! I guess the best thing you could ever learn and know about me is that I always stay on top of my game and keep my business on a professional level. As for the professional woman that I am "I think BIG thoughts but relish SMALL pleasures" I strive for excellence and never for perfection! I always remember to commit myself for constant improvement which brings out the most positive and enthusiastic person you’ll ever come to meet! Sooooooooooo……as long as I count my blessings and never underestimate the power of love ...... I could never go wrong {in my career, my family, my relationship & my money}.
10 Things Men Are Thinking After &!#%
1.) Ego Stroke- Over 90% of men lay in bed after sex and wonder if she thinks his performance was outstanding or out right terrible. I call this the ego stroke syndrome because his male ego is in need of a little reconfirming from his female partner. This can be as big as telling him how good his sexual performance was or as small as telling him how worn out you are, before falling fast asleep. Women are no different when it comes to this, so unless it`s obvious the sex was mind blowing throw in a compliment here and there. Even the most confident man needs reassurance.
2.) Damn I wish she`d leave- Now this is for the one night stands or friends with benefits type of deals. Chances are unless he`s the upfront type that speaks his mind regardless of whose feelings are going to be hurt you just might have to catch the hint. Catching this after sex hint is fairly easy and I`m sure many readers can probably remember being on the receiving end of this. After sex if he talks a lot less than he did before the lights went out chances are he`s more than just tired. Another dead giveaway can be him claiming he has to be at work in a few hours when he never said anything about work before. I know because I`ve done it. Whatever the excuse or reason he gives for you having to leave the important thing is not to let your feelings get hurt. If you know that you are worth more and deserve to be treated better, just ensure this doesn`t happen again. I.e. wait a little longer next time before giving up the goodies.
3.) Why did I %#&@$! in her- This is strictly for those people that dare have one night stands or other intimate flings without protection. I`m sure we`ve all been in this situation before from both sides of the fence. Women you know you`ve said to yourself why in the hell did I let him go up inme raw. DAMN! Speaking strictly for the guys this is a scary feeling. Especially if the person you just had sex with is nowhere near your type or you don`t plan on a long term relationship. It feels like someone just gave you a snapshot of your own tombstone. You lay there replaying the whole sequence of events in your head from A to Z and each time you keep asking yourself what the hell was I thinking about? To make matters worse when luckily you do find out that she isn`t pregnant your dumb %#&@$! just goes back out and makes the same mistake again. We all have done it and after doing it we all have sworn up and down we would use protection for the rest of our lives. Why do we lie to ourselves?
4.) This doesn`t mean we are together- Women have to understand that the way to a man`s heart isn`t through sex. Sex is a way to keep him happy after you`ve snagged him, not the way to get him. Women play with sex to get love, but men play with love to get sex. Chew on that for a bit.
5.) I can`t wait to tell the fellas- This after thought is more common amongst men than anything else. Who said kissing and telling was a no no? It would be unfair to say that all men kissed and told, but then again who doesn`t. My theory is that everybody has to tell someone. Some people tell more than others but everyone has to tell at least one other person. Especially if a guy finally gets some booty from a female he`s been stalking for a good while. You can rest assure that conquest is getting put on the six o`clock news. Likewise for you ladies, although women can keep a secret allot longer, and better.
6.) Next time I`m going to put her in this position- Whether it`s the first, second, or third sexual encounter every guy has laid there conjuring up new positions to use when he regains blood flow to his %#&@$!. If it`s his first time being with a particular lady and the sex was good, nine times out of ten he`s wishing he wouldn`t have came so fast. If hedidn`t really get to do much maneuvering you can best believe he`s laying there drawing up plays for the next round!
7.) Did she %#&@$!? - Oh yeah, you had best believe a large majority of men think about this after sex. Some men won`t dare ask for fear of looking inexperienced. You see some women are so good at faking an orgasm that even a trained Gyencologist would be fooled, so men don`t feel bad. Even the ways that we thought we could normally tell are flawed. Example: Some men think that they can tell if a woman is cumming just by her moans and groans along with feeling her %#&@$! muscles contract. For the experienced faker this is an easy task, especially if she does kegels on the regular. For those that don`t know what kegels are, the next time you are taking a long piss, cut it off mid stream. That my friend is a kegel. By the way ladies, men can do it also. Think about it!
8.) Was I her best? - This one ranks right up there with number one ladies. Every guy whether he admits it or not wants to be considered the best lay his girlfriend or partner ever had. Even if it was just a one night stand he wants to be considered a damn good lay. Call it a man`s ego.
9.) Why did this have to happen today? - This is a very common thought for the guys whose packages decided to take the night off without prior notice. Talk about a bad feeling. It`s even worse if it happens on the first encounter with a person he`s been dieing to get with. Ladies when this happens do the guy a favor and don`t make him feel worse by trying to comfort him. Trust me when I say there isn`t anything you can say during that particular time of crisis to make him feel better about himself. If you really want to help say something like "just wait until tomorrow night and I`m going to ware your %#&@$! out" or something like that. At least then he won`t feel like you`re disappointed, even if you are. Ladies you actually can take something like a limp noodle one or twoways. Either he got so excited to be with you that he couldn`t rise to the occasion, which is extremely possible. Or, he`s just not attracted to you sexual, which is highly impossible because like the old saying goes, men will screw just about anything. Smile.
10.) I wish she would scoot over - This one sort of takes us back to number two,except not as drastic. Some men can deal with lying in bed with a woman that they have no feelings for aft! er sex, as long as she doesn`t want to cuddle. Cuddling after sex puts the whole lovey dovey touch on a situation, which if he`s not feeling you like that can send him into escape mode. Men don`t like to cuddle with women they don`t see themselves being with because they are afraid of sending the wrong message. i.e. let`s lie here and hold each other like we just finished making love. Sounds horrible but very true! Though, there are those rare breed of men without a conscience that will do the whole cuddling thing after sex and still won`t give a damn, but the number isn`t as large as you would think.
What Can You Bring to the Table
In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question
"What kind of man are you looking for?" She sat quietly for a moment before
looking him in the eye and asking, Do you really want to know?"
Reluctantly,
he said "Yes."
She began to reply
"As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he
can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my
household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in
the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?"
The man looked at her.
Clearly, he thought that she was referring to money.
She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to
money."I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection
inevery aspect of life."
He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain.
She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection
mentally because I need conversation and mental stimulation. I do not need
asimple-minded man.
I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection spiritually
because I do not need to be unequally yoked... believers mixed with
unbelievers is a recipe for disaster. Moreover, even if he is a believer;
he needs to believe as I do.
I need a man who is striving for perfection financially because I do not
need a financial burden.
I am looking for someone who is sensitive enough to understand what I go
through as a woman, and strong enough to keep me grounded when I do go
through changes. I do not need a man who is going to purposely bring me
grief.
I am looking for someone who I can respect. In order to b e
submissive, I must respect him and he must respect me.
I cannot be submissive to a man who isn't taking care of his business or
who is "messy" in his personal affairs. I have no problem being
submissive...but he has to be worthy.
God made woman to be a helpmate for man. I can't help a man if he can't
help himself. If he can't help himself then he definitely can't help me.
When she finished her spiel, she looked at him.
He sat there with a puzzled look on his face.
He said," You are asking a lot.
"She replied, "I'm worth a lot."
