Revision!!! I will try to make this simple. Failure to comprehend has made me do it this way. I know it comes across as me being as a-hole. I can live with it. I’m one if you give me the reason to be so otherwise I’m very easy to get along with…if you are real! The problem with this is that everyone thinks they are…sad.
1. Africans, if you are lying about your location don’t say shhh to me. I don’t care if your mother has one foot in the grave and one in a hut…just go away.
2. 10 to 1 if you are born and raised in Houston I will not get along with you. I’m open to try but usually it just doesn’t work. No need for me to go into why. I’m trying not to type an essay.
3. If you just have one or two word replies. Save your fingers.
4. If you have 50 bootie pics and you don’t really say anything on your page and using the N word. Don’t be upset if I treat you how you project yourself. I’ve no guilt!!!
5. Honestly I’ve no patience for BS so please try it with me. Go ahead I will consider you practice.
6. If you are supa sensitive, supa religious, a follower and just really don’t stand for anything. I will not get along with you.
7. No I don’t think I’m all of that or anything like that. I just noticed a large percentage of women on the net are just fake as hell. Most people are fake to me but this format really brings it out.
8. If you don’t have pictures…shhh!
9. If you want a texting buddy, to send notes back and forth…shhh!
10. If you don’t want to talk on the phone or if you phone is off and you just have an internet connection…shhhh!
Hello and God bless to all! Let me say this about myself. I like having fun and laughing and cracking jokes. I'm kinda nerdy but I do have a wild side but I'm pretty sure I've put that to rest. The simple things seem to make me the happiest. I find very few people sincere and that's a disappointment. I never worry about getting played but I don't like wasting a valuable second of cartoon time, questioning somebody's motives. The majority of people I see right through them. Sometimes I let them just talk away other times I play back with them, with that being said, before you respond to me. Ask yourself one simple question because it will save you from dealing with me. In the past month have your avoided somebody because you have done them wrong, or have you lied to basically cover your bootie in something that really wasn't earth shattering. I'm not preachy or self righteous but character does mean a lot to me. Now I'm from Detroit! I stand 6'1 about 225 (to heavy for me,) the reason being. I got hit by a car in the summer of 09. It kind of goofed me up! I can walk but it's a life changer (and no I don't have to poop in a bag either.) I'm technically married but separated. She's in another state or country. I will get a divorce sometime this year god willing. I don't have kids or possibles. I've been in Texas for about 2 yrs. honestly the people I've met so far are just full of crap. I don't get out much so I can't say it just the way things are. I just hope it's not contagious. Feel free to ask me anything but be willing to answer anything in return. Also I'm not the type to send a gabillion emails back and fourth. After a few I will ask to speak to you over the phone. If that may be a problem I hope you have a very blessed life without know me. Oh one other thing! I'm not looking for a relationship or to hookup. I've done the bootie call thing awhile back. And might I say I was pretty good at it lol. The only thing I can really hope for is a good friend. I got a lot of things I need to do just for me and I don't want to get anyone involved in it. So a cute friend to hang out every now and then will suffice. Plus most likely I'll be going back to school again. Since I can't work in the field I just finished school for. Oh life is so ha ha right now.
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