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Hello Gentleman my name is Shelaya pronounced Sha-lay-ah aka Hershey and/or Chocolatte and I am a philly native. But for the most part I am a very versatille person...so don't be reading my page thinking.."Wow..this girl is extra ghetto...trust me I have multiple personalities! I get along with any and everyone.. I ACT according to my setting...speaking of ACTING, just wanted to inform you guys I am an aspiring actress but my first passion is dance.Furthermore, Im very adventurous and sponatenous..I hate doin the NORM..I like to do things i never did b4 ..or goin places i never been b4!!!! I am currently at Penn State Univ studying Film/Video Production... I am really into the arts as you can see...but enough about me..tell me something about you! However, if you're viewing my page and all you are thinking right now is SEX then you might as well stop thinking its gonna be EASY...CAUSE IT'S NOT...SORRY....oh by the way please DO NOT SEND ME A NOTE ASKIN ME THE SAME GOT DAMN QUESTIONS THAT IS ALREADY ANSWERED IN MY PROFILE...EVERYONE KNOWS I HATE CHEWING MY CABBAGE TWICE
MY BEST ATTRIBUTE: WRITTEN BY MYSELF Ppl ask what is my best attribute/ At first I acknowledge that all of me is cute/ Then everything else just falls into place/ Cause the center of my identity is my face/ Which displays the thinness of my top lip overlapping my juicy bottom/ And a smile that reflects a flower in blossom/ After taking notice to that you`re then captivated by my lite brown almond shaped eyes, which displays a hint of innocence combined wit lust/ While being indulged in all this a man have no choice but to blush/ Now that he is so attentive, his eyes start to wander at my seductive breast/Not too big, Not too small/ Just a bit perky..yet enough for a hand or should I say mouth full/Man I know yall thinkin I`m trippin, %#&@$!y or either speakin bull/ But naw all of this is true...Not to mention how my waist and the arch in my back compliments my backside/ Um...That`s a fact no niccah can deny/ To top it off my sexiness/ Is covered in the smooothness of my skin/ Dipped in a complexed darkness/ Which only makes yoou want this/ S o when ppl ask what`s my best attribute/ I say all of me, cuz all of me is cute WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR: *Oh don`t get me confused I got the SWAG of a WOMAN but da MENTALITY of a NIGG*H.. PRIMARY WAY TO CONTACT ME: myspace.com/chocolatte215 Chocolate Factory HersheyKiss comes with many ingredients: -Sweet wifey -Heated ryde or die chick -Smooth and creamy pimp -Tasty treats that meltsin your mouth not in your hand -Addictive Personality *America`s Mens` Top Selling Product Can you afford me? To purchase leave me a note! or at.... hersheygurl215@yahoo.com choc0latte215@aol.com 11 TYPES OF MEN: ADVANTAGES/DISADVANTAGES OF EACH 1.MR. THUG LIFE ?Real good at making love. ?Fun & Exciting. ?Makes you laugh. ?Has your back and will fight and protect you. ?Usually drinks and/or smokes too much. ?Always got drama. ?Stays a thug forever (even past 29 yrs. old). ?In and out of jail. 2. MR. I DON`T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ?Will take you out in the beginning. ?Will introduce you to all his friends. ?Compliments you all the time. ?Has a girlfriend who he has been with since the 2nd grade. ?Will not get rid of her. ?He tells you about her after you`ve fallen in love with him 3. MR. HIGH ROLLER ?Will give you money with no questions asked. ?Has a lot of style to him. ?Will show you some of the nice things in life. ?Never returns your pages. ?Feels he can come to your house at any given time withoutcalling first. ?Loves to be around his boys more than you. 4. MR. I`M IN THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS ?Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the fly parties. ?Can have a decent stimulating conversation. ?Tends to dress nice. ?You don`t know if he`s homosexual,heterosexual, or bi. ?Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment. ?You still have to wait in line to get in all the fly parties,when there`s drama at the door. ?All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities, but he doesn`t know them personally. 5. MR. INTELLECTUAL ?Book smart. ?Cares about how you feel. ?Has a very good job. ?Calls you all the time (returns your calls within 10 minutes). ?Boring as hell. ?Can`t make love. ?He is not street smart. ?Always asking you when can he see you again. 6. MR. GHETTO ?THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!!!! ?Makes you laugh. ?Got mad style and flava. ?Have a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy. ?Says he wants a real relationship. ?He?s 3 or more baby momma`s. ?Wants to lay up in your crib to use the phone and smoke and eat up all the food. ?Is in denial when you tell him about himself. ?Comes home at 3am and says he was out with his boys. 7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN! ?Will teach you about black history. ?Revolutionary. ?Inspiring and gives to you spiritually and emotionally. ?Wants a wife and family. ?Breaks up with you for a white piece of trash. ?No money-doesn`t have ajob (*counter-evolutionary). ?Doesn`t own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage. ?In the end you find out he is just a trifling con. 8. MR. NICE GUY ?Will introduce you to his mother. ?Has a job and will take you out. *Will give you money for your bills. ?Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday ?Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life. ?Wears fake Movado and Rolex watches when he goes to the club. ?Ignores you when the game is on. ?You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you. 9.MR. PLAYA ?Will tell you that you`re not the only one (keeps it real). ?Sometimes he`s fairly decent in bed. ?He tells you that you`ve changed him and he`s ready to settle down. ?Has his own apartment and car (Invites you to move in with him). ?He doesn`t acknowledge you in public, especially if there are women around. ?Generally he is a wimp who won`t stand up for anything. ?He expects you to believe all his lies. ?After you find out he`s no good, he tells you that he told you he was a playa in the beginning anyway. 10. MR. I HAVE A JOB ?Of course...he has a job. ?Doesn`t have too many bad habits. ?Will take care of you when you`re sick. ?Tells you that he is in love with you. ?You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he`s a shiftless, lazy Slob who wants you to do all of the wifely duties but won`t give you a ring. ?He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you. ?After he leaves you he gets married a month later. 11. MR. BEST FRIEND ?He`s your best friend J ?You both tell each other everything ?You get along very well. ?He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems. ?The ultimate gentleman. ?Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor. ?You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain`t about %#&@$! either SO WHICH ONE ARE YOU ..SO I COULD KNOW WHAT I`M GETTING MYSELF INTO? ALSO DON`T FEEL LIKE I`M A MAN HATER...CAN U BLAME ME?...DIS IS BASICALLY THE TRUTH...SO HOLLER IF U THINK U CAN HANDLE WHAT I`M SAYING IF NOT DEN BE ON UR ROUTE YOUNG SCRAP!!!! |
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