honestlyme80

Hangovers are the body’s way of saying “Oh, by the way, that was poison.”

A problem with being single is that everyone assumes you don't want to be single.

The last time I was someone’s type, I was donating blood

Why does The Rock have his own tv show???? Who is he blowing & can I get my own show if I do it too???

Question: do you give head to get head????

Question for the ladies: lately, I’ve been talking to women that “choose” the man they’d lose their virginity to. It’s been a challenge for me because I’ve only ever wanted/needed to give it to 1 man. So the question: ladies, did you give your virginity to someone you thought was “the 1” or someone you DELIBERATELY CHOOSE?

We need to get me laid. I fear I’ve forgotten that sex exists. Are people still having it?

If poison has an expiration date, does it get more poisonous or less poisonous???

You like my style???