hotnsexy2 It's been a long time BP! - August 02, 2010 add/view comments (0)

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Here`s a joke for you!

To My Wife:

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply, I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don`t be perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight.

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room
table.

My Dear Husband,

I received your fax and thank your for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.

At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference.

18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow!

Love,

Your Wife