MY YAHOO ID: curtis_williams80@yahoo.com
Update! I am SO tired of women asking where all the good men are. Wanna know where they are? You said NO to them! Lol.....the guy who asked you to the prom, the platonic friend that was too reliable and remembered your birthdays and brought you roses and took yyou to dinners without expecting sex, all the men you looked down your nose at because his car wasn't nice enough. Instead you chased the guys that didn't remember your last name, didn't call when he said he would, tried to have sex with your homegirls, and was completely unpredictable. The good news for men is that. All those self proclaimed "dimepieces" will begin to lose value as they age and won't always look like they do. So as long as we take care of ourselves and have good jobs, we will have the last laugh!! Lol
FUNNY AND INTERESTING QUOTES
"GIVE ME A STOCK CLERK WITH A GOAL, AND I WILL GIVE YOU A MAN WHO WILL MAKE HISTORY. BUT GIVE ME A MAN WITHOUT A GOAL, AND I WILL GIVE YOU A STOCK CLERK."
J.C. PENNEY
"THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN IS THAT AS THEY GET OLDER MEN MATURE AND WOMEN EXPIRE"
JOHN JONES
"LUCK IS WHEN PREPARATION MEETS OPPORTUNITY"
OPRAH WINFREY
"WHEN SOMEONE ELSE TOOTS YOUR HORN, IT IS HEARD TWICE AS FAR AND FOR TWICE AS LONG"
ANONYMOUS SOURCE
"A MAN IS BASICALLY AS FAITHFUL AS HIS OPTIONS"
CHRIS ROCK
"BUSH IS P#SSY, WHY THE F*CK YOU THINK HIS NAME'S BUSH, PUSS IS BUSHY!"
EMINEM
"EITHER GET BUSY LIVING, OR GET BUSY DYING" MORGAN FREEMAN "MOST WOMEN SET OUT TO CHANGE A MAN, AND WHEN THE HAVE CHANGED THEM THEY DO NOT LIKE HIM."
- MARLENE DIETRICH
"WOMEN ARE FAMOUS FOR NOT KNOWING WHAT THEY WANT"
ASKMEN MAGAZINE
"RELATIONSHIPS ARE NOT ABOUT COMPROMISE! THE MORE YOU HAVE TO COMPROMISE, THE MORE LIKELY IT IS THAT YOU ARE WITH THE WRONG PERSON"
TOM LEYKIS-HOST OF THE TOM LEYKIS SHOW
HOW IS EVERYBODY OUT THERE. MY NAME IS CURTIS AND I AM IN THE DALLAS/FORT WORTH METROPLEX. MUCH LOVE TO ALL MY PEEPS HOLDIN` IT DOWN OUT THERE.
A LITTLE ABOUT ME:
6`1" TALL
SINGLE
NO KIDS
CLEAN CUT
NO DRAMA
FUN
WHAT I MUST HAVE IN A WOMAN:
CLEAN
CONFIDENT
NO DRAMA
NOT TOO NEEDY
INDEPENDENT
DISEASE FREE
OPEN MINDED
I LIKE ALL KINDS OF MUSIC INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:OUTKAST, JAYZ, THE ROOTS, TALIB KWELI, JOHN MAYER, COLDPLAY, LUDACRIS, KCI AND JOJO, U2, FIONA APPLE, ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND, CAM`RON, JILL SCOTT, ERYKAH BADU, LAURYN HILL, 311, NAS, PATTI LABELLE, MICHAEL JACKSON, AND PRINCE, DWELE, GYM CLASS HEROES, STING, UGK, WEEZER, FLOETRY, YOUNG JEEZY.......
YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN HERE ON A WHILE AND IT IS A FEW THINGS THAT TROUBLE ME.
FOR EXAMPLE:
1)IT HAS BEEN SAID MANY TIMES THAT WOMEN KNOW WITHIN 5-10 MINUTES IF THEY ARE GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOU. TO ME THAT MEANS THAT I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO CONSTANT WINE YOU AND DINE A WOMAN WHO IS NOT PUTTING OUT(JUST BEING HONEST)!! WOMEN LOVE TO GET FREE MEALS AND WATCH FREE MOVIES AND THINGS LIKE THAT JUST TO SEE HOW LONG A GUY WILL STICK AROUND AND THEN THEY GO TO THE NEXT SUCKER!! BUYING A WOMAN MORE LOBSTER IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE HER MIND IF SHE IS NOT ALREADY INTERESTED! BY THE WAY, IM NOT AT ALL IMPLYING THAT I WILL NOT TAKE A WOMAN OUT TO EAT! BUT UNLIKE OTHER MEN, I DO IT BECAUSE I AM HUNGRY AND WANT COMPANY, NOT BECAUSE I AM TRYING TO GET IN HER PANTS.
2)I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT 95 PERCENT OF YOU SINGLE WOMEN, ESPECIALLY OVER 30, HAVE GIVEN THE WRONG MEN A CHANCE AND THE RIGHT MENWOUND UP AS SOME OF YOUR PLATONIC FRIENDS. MANY OF YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO AND DATE THE SAME PROTOTYPE OF GUY WHEN YOU ARE 28 AS YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE 18. WHICH IS NOT GOOD LOL. THE AVERAGE DECENT LOOKING WOMAN WILL REJECT LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF POTENTIAL SUITORS IN HER LIFE. SOME WOMEN WAIT FOREVER FOR PRINCE CHARMING ON HIS WHITE HORSE BUT MANY MANY MANY OF YOU HAVE HIM RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE. BUT YOUR NOSES ARE TOO POLLUTED TO SMELL THEM! BUT MAYBE HE DOESNT "EXCITE YOU" ENOUGH. JUST REMEMBER LADIES, YOUR MATING OPPURTUNITIES DO NOT INCREASE AS YOU GET OLDER, ITS NO SECRET!! TELL YOUR MALE BEST FRIEND YOU WANT HIM!!! LOL
3)WHY PEOPLE(MEN FOR THE MOST PART)PUT THEIR CARS, JEWELRY, AND CRIBS ON THEIR PAGE AND THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT DALLAS`S VAST ARRAY OF GOLDDIGGERS? IT IS TRULY AMAZING!! A WOMAN MAKES $30,000 A YEAR AND DRIVES A GALANT BUT WANTS A DUDE WITH A BENZ MAKING SIX FIGURES INSTEAD OF TRYING TO MAKE IT THEMSELVES. WHAT AMAZES ME IS HOW FEMINIST WOMEN FIGHT AND FIGHT FOR EQUALITY AND WANT TO DO ALL THE THINGS MEN DO AND MAKE THE SAME MONEY OR MORE, YET THEY CLAIM THIS "INDEPENDENCE" AND STILL LOOK FOR A SUCKER TO PAY THEIR BILLS?!?!? I AM THE WORLDS ORIGINAL FEMINIST--I THINK WOMEN SHOULD PAY THEIR OWN BILLS, PAY FOR THEIR OWN DINNER WHEN WE GO OUT(UNLESS I ASK THEM OUT), FIX THEIR OWN CARS AND APPLIANCES WHEN THEY BREAK! I MIGHT ADD THAT I LOVE WOMEN AND LOVE TO SPEND TIME WITH THEM, BUT I WILL NOT PAY FOR THE PRIVELEDGE. ALOT OF WOMEN THINK YOU SHOULD PAY FOR THEIR TIME, BUT ONLY A MAN WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM GIVES IN TO THAT STUFF!! I HAD MET A WOMAN RECENTLY AND TWO DAYS AFTER I MET HER SHE HAD THE BALLS TO REQUEST TO CHECK MY CREDIT!!! WTF!!
4)WHY WOMEN COMPLAIN ABOUT THEY CANT FIND GOOD MEN YET THEY RUN TO THE SAME KIND OF MEN WHEN THEY ARE DONE WRONG? ALOT OF WOMEN JUST LOVE THOSE "FIXER-UPPERS" AND ARE ONLY ATTRACTED TO GUYS WITH A BUNCH OF PROBLEMS! THEY LIVE IN A DREAM WORLD THINKING THEY CAN BE THE ONE WHO CHANGES THE THUG INTO A REASONABLE MEMBER OF SOCIETY, WHICH RARELY EVER HAPPENS. THE SAME HOWEVER CAN BE SAID ABOUT SOME MEN TOO!!
5)WHY WOMEN PUT NAKED PICS ON THEIR PAGE AND SAY DONT SEND ANOTE WITH ANYTHING PERTAINING TO SEX. GO FIGURE!
6)I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE MATERIALISTIC TO THE POINT TO WHERE THEY WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. I TRULY BELIEVE IT IS SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT WILL KILL THEIR OWN MAMA FOR THE RIGHT DOLLAR AMOUNT! NEVER CHASE THE DOLLAR---JUST FIND SOMETHING YOU LIKE DOING AND THE MONEY WILL COME. IN THE WORDS OF JADA KISS--"AS SOON AS YOU START CHASING THE MONEY..THATS WHEN THE MONEY START RUNNING"
7)I AM NOT A PARTICULAR ADVOCATE OF SETTLING WHEN IT COMES TO THE OPPOSITE SEX. BUT SOME PEOPLE`S REQUIREMENTS SEEM SO RIDICULOUS IT IS AMAZING. I DO REALIZE THAT IN THIS COUNTRY THAT AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN WILL LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SAY TO HERSELF"I LOOK GOOD SO I THINK I CAN GET A GUY WHO MAKES SIX FIGURES" AND A GUY SAYS I MAKE SIX FIGURES I WANT A WOMAN WHO IS A DIMEPIECE". I REALIZE YOU CANT CHANGE PEOPLE BUT WE AS A SOCIETY ARE INCREDIBLY VAIN. IF YOU ARE A WOMAN AND YOU ARE 5`2", WHY DOES A MAN HAVE TO BE SIX FEET 4 INCHES TALL TO GAIN YOUR ATTENTION. AND DONT SAY "WELL THAT IS JUST MY PREFERENCE!" I DONT HAVE THAT PROBLEM BECAUSE i AM TALL BUT I FEEL FOR SHORTER GUYS. I THINK THAT HAS TO BE AN INSECURITY ABOUT WOMEN TO WHERE THEY HAVE TO HAVE A GUY SO MUCH TALLER THAN THEM TO FEEL SAFE. A GUY`S LOOKS DONT CHANGE IF HE IS TALLER/SHORTER--HE IS THE SAME GUY. ALOT OF YALL ARE MISSING YOUR HUSBANDS BECAUSE OF THIS. THATS LIKE ME SAYING A WOMAN HAS TO HAVE DOUBLE D BREASTS FOR ME TO EVEN TALK TO HER!!! DONT PAINT YOUR OWN SELF IN A CORNER WITH YOUR VIRTUALLY UNOBTAINABLE STANDARDS. IF YOU ARE SINGLE MANY TIMES IT IS PARTLY YOUR FAULT! BE MORE OBJECTIVE AND ANALYTICAL INSTEAD OF ONLY GOING OFF EMOTION!
8)AND NOW PERHAPS THE MOST TROUBLING ONE!!!! THIS IS A TWO PART QUESTION. WHY DO ALOT OF SELF-PROCLAIMED "LESBIANS" ON HERE HAVE KID(S)? DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THE CHILDREN AND NOT DESTROYING THEIR LIVES?? HOW DO U HAVE A CHILD IF YOU DONT LIKE MEN? CONFUSING! WHY DO YOU BISEXUAL WOMEN--NOTICE I SAID BI---SEXUAL MEANING YOU LIKE MEN AND WOMEN----SAY ON YOUR PAGE THAT YOU ARE ONLY LOOKING FOR WOMEN AND HAVE THE NERVE TO ALSO SAY THINGS LIKE "I AM TIRED OF MEN HITTING ME UP"......UH--LAST TIME I CHECKED...WE WERE MEN..AND THAT IS WHAT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO DO!!
9)PERHAPS THE FUNNIEST THING IN DATING IS WOMEN FEEL THAT THEY HAVE TO "ADAPT" TO FIT IN WITH WHAT KIND OF MATE THEY LIKE. FOR INSTANCE, WE HAVE ALL SEEN THE WHITE GIRL WHO ONLY DATES BLACK MEN, AND ACTS TALKS AND WALKS LIKE A BLACK WOMAN TO TRY TO FIT IN INSTEAD OF BEING THEMSELVES!! THIS GOES ALSO VICE VERSA FOR BLACK WOMEN WHO ONLY DATE WHITE OR SPANISH MEN, THUS BECOMING SORT OF "SYNTHETIC" TO FIT IN.......JUST MY OPINION!!
10)SOME WOMEN SAY I AM A BUTTHOLE BUT I DO NOT AGREE! I JUST DONT PUT UP WITH B.S. JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE A VAGINA!!! !
11) IT ALSO AMAZES ME HOW SOME WOMEN WORSHIP CELEBRITIES AND I DO MEAN WORSHIP!! YOU TALK TO THEM AND ALL THEY ARE DOING IS TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY WANNA DO THIS TO LL COOL J OR DO THIS TO MORRIS CHESTNUT.....GUYS DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SH*T!!LOL YOU SEE THESE GUYS PLASTERED ALL OVER THEIR PAGES IT IS SO SAD--GROWN ASS WOMEN AT THAT!!
A BUNCH OF USELESS,AND CRAZY FACTS
1)THERE ARE MORE MERCEDES IN DALLAS THAN ANY OTHER CITY IN AMERICA.
2)OCTOBER 5TH IS THE MOST POPULAR BIRTHDAY IN THE UNITED STATES.
3)GRIZZLY BEARS CAN RUN 100 YARDS IN UNDER 5 SECONDS.
4)SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO WAS FOUNDED BY MARTIN ROTHBLATT, A TRANSGENDERED MALE.
5)ONLY 55% OF MEN WASH THEIR HANDS AFTER USING THE BATHROOM.
6)OYSTERS CNAHGE THEIR GENDER FROM MALE TO FEMALE SEVERAL TIMES IN THEIR LIFETIME.
7)IN OCTOBER 2004, AN ARTICLE IN NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CALLED "GONE WITH THE WATER" FORETOLD THE FLOOD THAT DEVASTATED NEW ORLEANS.
8)LEMONS CONTAIN MORE SUGAR THAN STRAWBERRIES.
9)HANDSHAKES TRANSMIT VIRUSES 7 TIMES FASTER THAN SNEEZES DO
10)A BARKING DOG IS USUALLY NOT A SIGN OF AGGRSSIVE BEHAVIOR;IT IS THE SILENT, GNARLING OR GROWLING ONES THAT ARE MOST DANGEROUS.
11)THE MOST COMMON PASSWORD ON COMPUTER SYSTEMS IS "PASSWORD"
12)IN A SURVEY OF 10,000 WOMEN IN EACH CITY AMONG THE 10 MOST POPULATED CITIES IN THE U.S., DALLAS RANKED 1STIN GOLDDIGGERS. SECOND PLACE FOR ANYBODY WONDERING IS PHOENIX, 3RD IS LOS ANGELES.
HOLLA AT ME LADIES!!
