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Welcome to MASTERPIECE STAIRCASE. I'm your host, ILLPOETIC. Follow me on a journey to explore your wit, but most importantly, YOUR TOLERANCE LEVEL! jaja Try to make it to the bottom, the juiciest part is there! If you're offended, then you needed the wakeup call, IMO!


I am someone else with you.... someone more like myself....
I feel like I AM LEGEND every time I log onto this site. Where the hell are the REAL people???

Here's my card: jaja
Disclaimer: WARNING! This material has been proven highly unsuitable to chicken heads and ignorant wannabe thugs. This page is for the working brain only! This page is not filled with fancy backgrounds, pretty pictures and other crap meant to distract you from seeing how dumb the person behind the profile really is, unlike 99% of the other profiles here. This profile is about REAL TALK! Failure to comprehend this fact will result in your feelings getting hurt. Now,... I know I`m asking too much by asking you to READ something, because most of you are on the internet only to "look at the `p-ertty` pictures," and I know I`m assuming too much because I`m assuming that you CAN actually READ, but try to make it to the end of the page. Proceed with understanding and do remember to HAVE A NICE DAY! oh.. and this is not a TRY TO SCORE SOME AZZ class account, as you can tell, so be easy, feel free to comment and be yourself here! :) Also, if you hate me, so what. Don`t bother to write me and don`t bother to read the page. It`s that simple. If you feel I`m rough on women, you`re wrong, I get on everyone`s case equally. I`ll even toss ya mama in for fun! And hey... Again, if you feel I`m rough on you, maybe it`s because you know that you should KNOW BETTER BY NOW and don`t want to admit it. I AM NOT THE DEFENDER OF MEN, get it right, chicks! I couldn`t give a shyt about the next man. Men may be stupid, but if you`re falling for our nonsense, then how smart must that make you? I could bash men all day, like you do freely, but most are obviously so stupid, so why waste time beating a dead horse. Men don`t spend our existences trying to pretend not to be stupid, unlike women. You`ll read the page and see what I mean. Why am I doing this? A lot of you people here think you`re top shyt because your coochie and guts are hanging out in pics. Let`s see your confidence come from your BRAINS instead of your AZZ, for once! Then and only then can YOU talk about RESPECT!

I'm humorous and love equality! Look here

Matter of fact, let me show you who I think is the BEST AZZ TO EVER SHAKE IT! Sure, you have video hoes and these models here, but they'll never amount to crap! The BEST limited talent woman, to ever MAKE IT was IRIS CHACON!
Follow me as I give you a little AZZ EDUCATION ASSMATRIX.COM STYLE! HAZ CLIC!!!
She couldn't really sing, couldn't really act, but got her own show, did modeling, and accomplished more than any of these current big bootied chicks could ever. JLO STOLE THIS WOMAN'S BLUE PRINT, COMPLETELY! Say what you want about Iris, but she knew that azz was her meal ticket and parlayed that wonderfully, like a real woman!

I'm a little tired of running into chicks, offline and online, who talk this nonsense about "I'm alone because a man has yet to prove himself to me. He has to prove to me that he's worth my time". Here is a problem with openly advertising such a request, WHO THE FUUCK ARE YOU??? Seriously, what makes you so worth someone having to prove to you (aka bust his azz to make you see him differently than all the bad guys that YOU screwed up yourself with by picking) that he's not like your failures in the past? You need to put the breaks on your EGO! First, you have to realize, THIS IS A DUMB AZZ REQUEST COMING FROM A WOMAN WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR HER OWN CHOICE OF MEN- ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY WERE BAD CHOICES! A guy coming along shouldn't have to prove a damn thing to you, other than he can be respectful of you- initially! YOU need to prove to him that you're not the typical idiot who picks guys who shiit on her all the time! YOU need to prove you're mature now and have what it takes to hold down a good relationship, and therefore know how to recognize, and keep, a good man! That is the only proof that needs to happen here. The new guy coming along CAN NOT fix your mental problems associated with you dating loser men! He can't correct your bad upbringing and your attempts to offset male power, in this country, by forcefully trying to over-asserting yourself on any men who'll allow it (emasculating men). These are MENTAL PROBLEMS THAT YOU, AS A WOMAN, HAVE, so why are you beefing at men telling them to prove themselves to you? Did you ever notice that women set the pace for dating? The kind of man she wants is the kind she will get! So when you keep making real good men ONLY your friends, and not making them your MEN (because he's never good enough and lacking this or that), and instead are taking the badboys, pause and ask yourself "AM I PROVING MYSELF TO ME AND TO THIS MAN IN FRONT OF ME?" rather than is he proving himself to you! You're the one with the issues that keep you away from good men! The guys in front of you just want to get to know you, but obviously you're not qualified to spot a good man. So how can a guy PROVE himself to someone who doesn't know what a good man is, nor knows her real worth (don't let your self-inflated ego over-inflate your non-existant value)? Doesn't that sound like a wasted effort, on his part, if he did try to prove himself? This is why GOOD GUYS FINISH LAST! To busy listening to you trying to prove themselves to insatiable, capricious beings! It' snot logical that you'd get any results this way!

The second problem with telling a man he has to prove himself to you is you're telling us men "YOU ARE ALL GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT!" So this screams that you'll never trust us, or that everything we're doing is under a microscope for as long as we're with you. Do you like to feel like you're not good enough and you have to try harder to get our attentions and you are guilty until you prove yourself? Is that fair? Think about us men doing that to you, would you say 'whatever' to us, or would you bust your azz to prove your innocence? Hell no, you bounce and say "WHO THE FUUCK DOES THIS DUDE THINK HE IS? HE'S NOT WORTH SHIIT!" Don't lie, you know damn well you're not going for that! So think about it, how ELSE do you think a guy would respond to you saying this to us???? THINK MANNN THINK!!! You're trying to FORCE a dude to prove himself, against his will (technically), just because you said so. That does NOT work with the male ego, just as it wouldn't work with the female ego! When a guy realizes you're telling him he's guilty until proven innocent, trust me, if he knows you're not worth shiit, he'll fake being nice and do all this crap until he's done boning you or the next chick comes along. If this happened to you, time for you to do an ego check! You're not at hot as you think you are and need a new strategy!

Note: A better method to approach a dude, is to point out that men you've picked have not worked out, you recognize your faults and wish to change that. You can simply point out that "THE RIGHT MAN HAS NOT COME ALONG YET" and state what is missing from your life (ie YOU HAVE TO KNOW YOURSELF WELL AND KNOW YOUR ISSUES, WHICH MAN DON'T AND THAT EXPLAINS WHY THIS METHOD IS RARELY USED). THIS approach will make a real man wish to show you he can do better, OPTING TO PROVE HIMSELF WILLINGLY TO YOU!!! He will bust his azz to show you his brand of affection is the best fit for your life and you've affectively gotten this dude to WILLINGLY show you what he is worth! Now, isn't than you trying to force a guy to prove himself? Unfortunately, most of you will have your silly egos in the way and you won't acknowledge this simple, yet effective approach to dealing with a man. You'll make this dude try forever to please you and it will never be enough, which makes YOU the problem! Don't try to impose your will on others and know yourself well enough to recognize and accept a good man, or you'll never be happy with any guys' attempts! You must get a man to WANT to invest time in you, so his attempt is the most genuine he's able to muster up. If not, trust that you trying to be biitchy/bossy on a dude only works with punk biitch dudes, whom you don't want anyway! So knock it off!

Is this a picture of you? It could be, and you'd never know!!! Why? Because you're corny and unoriginal!!! Every damn chick born after 1975 has a tattoo in her lowerback!!! It's so played out, they all look the same, they're all in the same places and if they have more tattoos, they too are all in the same places, and all OF THE SAME GODDAMN CORN AZZ WALLPAPER DESIGNS, OR A BUTTERFLY! It's your TRAMP STAMP! Aren't you fuking people original enough to make something different, put it somewhere different? No, if they get at least 1 tattoo, it has to be in the lower back, and they MUST therefore show it off (not to many's delights either!). Some of your are some beastly chicks trying to put that on your backs, and some of you have some really FLAT AZZES, your azz looks like a billboard in Times Square. You beasts, you look like a tattoo on your knuckles should accompany that tramp stamp on your lower back!!! YOU, stop getting these!!! If you're big azz is gonna get a tattoo don't do a butterfly, shiit looks like a dragon on your back! Get a KFC bucket tattoo'd there or something,.. Please, BE ORIGINAL WHEN YOU TATTOO YOUR TRAMP STAMP ON YOUR LOWER BACKS! thanks!

I had to re-up this, since people are skipping it on the page.

If there is one thing men hate, it's some broad talking about "I pay my own bills, I pay for my own shoes, I have a job, blah blah blah". Who give s a shiit if you can do that? We PEOPLE here have to pay bills and earn money, wtf do you think you're so special for? Because you're a woman? What women are handicapped? Women can't get jobs? BULLSHIIT! This is 2007, not 1907, women have been working for decades, just like blacks and latinos, so if a black or latino can't get props just for saying "I have a job and I pay my own bills", just for them being of their race/ethnicity, why should you get props for being a female who is able to work, and therefor pay for the bills? Well you're the one buying whatever incurred the cost you're paying, stupid! Is your point to prove that you have a job? So are you saying that women are lazy pieces of trash who don't go out and get jobs, and therefor buy a bunch of things they can't afford so they don't pay their bills? This IS what you're saying when you go into your "I'M SO INDEPENDENT" drill- That it's hard for women to get a job and pay bills for things they buy, or they're too lazy to do it, and you're special because you got off your azz and got a job and paid bills. You're actually INSULTING women, rather than advancing them, when you use that line. lol. That's how STUPID you sound to me when you go into your speeches on your page, TAKE THAT SHIIT DOWN! . You don't get props for doing your job as a citizen so stop trying to make yourself seem like you have worth using that line Stop DEMANDING recognition of yourself for being 'the shiit' just for you doing things you're supposed to be doing, because they're your responsibility!! Just like you claim you take care of your kids, that's your fuking job since YOUR DUMB AZZ MADE THEM! You call men losers for bragging about how they have money to buy this and pay that, take care of their kids, now you're here doing the same shiit because you happened to come across a little money nowadays? So let me get this straight, since you can buy some $600 Gucci glasses and put pampers on your bastard kids, plus GET A LOAN ON A HOUSE (yes you have a loan you didn't actually PAY for the house fully, SO YOU'RE NOT THE SHIIT!) you feel you're the bomb aka INDEPENDENT? bwajaja The reason the economy crashed is because anyone and their mamas were getting loans (subprime lending) to buy homes. Still you put a LITTLE bit of money down, and got CREDIT to help you put downpayments on a home, nonetheless, you didn't PAY for it fully, so there is nothing to brag about. It's like leasing a Lexus, anyone can pay a few dollars a month for an expensive car, just have to do it forever! lol So stop bragging about the home you bought unless you paid cash up front for it fully, or you're done paying your monthy payments!!! Blah to you, again, you're NOT independent for shiit you can buy to make a statement!

Let me also remind you, that if so many of you keep that act up, you're making it harder for 'less fortunate' women, in regards to getting men. If you (supposedly) raise the bar, on other ladies, with your INDEPENDENT claims, then those whom are not independent (child support, alimony, palimony, living with other family members, etc you're not independent you need that money/support so you can't be technically independent FYI - so YOU knock that shiit off especially !!!!) will be frowned upon! You're falsely deflating your own values! It's you WOMEN who will be the cause of this, as dudes turn away from women who aren't independent, in favor of wannabe real to real independent women. YOU'RE ALSO BREEDING A KIND OF WOMAN WHO HAPPILY ACCEPTS BEING A BABY MAMA, TO PROVE SHE'S PROUD TO BE ALONE WITH BABIES! That's not healthy! You're creating women who now don't think a real woman should be with a serious, dedicated man, rather they should expect to be left with a gang of kids, but it's ok, because you don't need a man! lol STUPIDITY and you're breeding it!
Please, support a healthy mindstate for our future women, and stop brainwashing them into brainwashing themselves that being INDEPENDENT means being a baby mama who doesn't mind be left for dead with a gang of kids!

Would you AGREE, with him, that there were very few "GOOD WOMEN" out there and make it a huge social issue? or would say that he is a very SHALLOW person and dismiss him? LOL Hey, don`t be mad at me because I`m NOT that guy, nor do I know ANY guys like that! I know MANY WOMEN like that though ;)lol check yourself. Infact, there are many good men out there, YOU just might be the shallow one! LOL If you can't match up to your own 'standards' as you call them, then you don't need to make those standards. Ask for what you yourself bring to the table! And if you were pissed off because of this section, then you are obviously admitting that MEN DON`T make these ridiculous lists, unlike women, or you`d not be sooo surprised and offended! Just doing a little role reversal! Gotcha! Doesn`t feel good when YOU`RE not considered "ACCEPTABLE TO DATE" now does it? Wait until men learn to have these "STANDARDS" you guys have! LOL

Ok, fine, you asked for a REAL list from me so here it is: What is a man`s real list of wants in a woman? THE 10 CHICK COMMANDMENTS:

1) A WOMAN (not a girl! Just because you`re a girl getting sexed by many MEN, you`re NOT automatically a woman and just because you're getting all three holes filled like BOWLING, that doesn't mean you have GAME! A wide open azz hole doesn't mean you've broadened your horizons!)

2) A woman with intelligence and importance (no, you getting on your BLACKBERRY doesn't make you look intelligent, contrary to popular belief. You don't have a fuking job that requires you to read emails on a blackberry on a Saturday night, WHILE ON THE TRAIN, so stop fronting like you're important. Thats a stupid way a lot of you try to flirt with a guy, yeah pretending like you're important)

3) A woman with confidence in herself who is not jealous of my female friends- whom only she thinks are more intelligent, wealthy or pretty than she is (which will translate into confidence in me)

4) A woman who has her OWN LIFE and business going on so that she`s not crowding my space! When you hear the 'ding' of the boxing bell, or the whistle of a ref, you should go disappear somewhere (this way she`s not checking up on her me with ALL HER FREE TIME. Nothing is more pathetic than that)

5) A WOMAN WHO CAN COOK WELL!!! (what if you get boned, pregnant and left? Oh you`ll just take your kids to MCDonalds right? That`s why they have diabetes and are overweight at 10years of age!)

6) A woman who can handle her emotional baggage (we all have it yet many can`t deal with it! Seek help. We're not running a hotel and I'm not your bellhop- carry our own load for the duration of your stay! Stop dragging your goddamn feet, deal/eliminate it!)

7) A woman who is concerned with woman`s issues and health issues (you can`t just blame the problems on genetics, men and how you`re "big boned." YOU are contributing to your health and its failure. Failure to do that mean you fail yourself. You've these pics of your nipples all out on your page, but you know NOTHING about breast cancer! I saw you! You had a PURPLE IRIBBON graphic on your page when it was breast cancer month! lol Dumb azz! )

8) A woman who believes she`s sexy to me and will act accordingly to preserve that feeling (aren`t you in a relationship to please the other person, or are you in it to BE pleased only? If the latter is the case, you probably have the WRONG FORMULA FOR SUCCESS, which will show if you look at your dating history. Check a real married couple and you`ll learn the former is the right method) Don't take a shiit then jump in bed like, 'baby go down on me...' wtf? lol

9) A woman with passion about the things she does especially if she's doing me! (nothing better than a woman with drive. She motivates all around her)

10) A woman who can make up her mind (Yeah I know-"GET REAL" but hey, A GUY CAN DREAM TOO, RIGHT? lol we're talking about people who's days are ruined if their shoes don't match their outfits!)
Note to reader: If I STILL managed to piss you off with my personal list, then you`re just a dumbass because this list is what WOMEN should be with or without my opinion! Check yourself! I got half these things from a chick's site about why she was the bomb (to which I agreed). Close your eyes, and pretend you or Oprah wrote this list, and you'd swear it gave you pride. Don't hate it just because I wrote it down. You funny! lol

OH NO HE DIDN`T TOPIC #1: IS YOUR COOCHIE ALL YOU CAN GIVE A MAN?
For all those ladies out there, who can`t get a man, this is for you. A lot of you might think that you don`t have what it takes to get a man but this is where you`re wrong. Men have the lowest standards ever, today! Ask yourself this, "What makes YOUR AZZ so special to your man?" "Why should HE be with your lazy azz?" "Why would your man cheat (well PEOPLE cheat but we`re using men here)?" Now there can be many reasons for this but one quick reason comes to mind, THE FACT THAT MOST WOMEN ONLY KNOW HOW TO BE A PIECE OF "COOCHIE" TO MEN TODAY. It sounds harsh but it`s true. Today, so much effort is spent talking about all that a man needs to do for ladies and how the search to find a good man is an "impossible task" for ladies, but what about a MAN finding a GOOD WOMAN? Does anyone put any emphasis on this? NO! Nowadays, a lot of men have NO STANDARDS and he`s an insensitive jerk if he does have standards. The women he`s dated are to blame for this. When a man seriously considers what a real woman is, he`ll quickly learn that she`s probably JUST AS HARD TO FIND AS THIS "GOOD MAN" IS. Woman have come to a point where they don`t know what the hell to do with themselves to get/keep a good man, and all they think is that all men need is some coochie, so that`s all they`ve learned to do for their men. They think they can be all sloppy as hell and just give coochie and he`ll stay with her forever. WRONG! Most have not learned how satisfy their men (which doesn`t have to be sexually) or to communicate with their men, even after being with them for years, for if they did, we might not have so many breakups. So if you look at it, if ladies can only give a dude coochie, what`s to stop him from getting better coochie, or more coochie from others? Also, if all you can do for your man is give him coochie, what has he learned about what to do for you? He learns ONLY TO GIVE YOU SOME %#&@$! and nothing more! Come on now, coochie is not even treasured by women anymore! So if the coochie is all he needs you for, it`s worthless now and anyone is giving it, WHAT`S TO STOP HIM FROM CHEATING ON YOU? The pattern is: DINNER + MOVIE = AZZ immediately! or BUY JEWELRY = AZZ immediately. But buy her a ROSE and you MIGHT get some AZZ two weeks later - that`s if she`s into romance. Lol How can you complain about a man`s learned behavior when you offer him nothing to THINK TWICE about? Are you also NAGGING him and complaining about him every day? We know that many men have learned to take the PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE, meaning, he`ll take the easiest route to get some coochie (and quiet). That`s why the hard working, hard to please, high maintenance or respectable women are often ignored and the hoochies are so in demand. Spank a hoochie and bounce with no nagging sounds SO much easier, doesn`t it? Even chicks who are disgusting are getting sexual play/are pregnant, today! The end result of dating today is to amass azz, why not get the most from the easiest targets who won`t give you a headache and be in your ear all day? That`s why big mama in the club is pulling more men than you! Path of least resistance! Now, you phucking idiots have made it so that FAT TRAILER TRASH WHITE GIRLS are calling themselves thick and guess where you men are going? To them! Lol SOLUTION? You`ve got to develop skills to make that dude KNOW that there is no other and that no one could ever take your place. You want to be the NUMBER 1, most memorable woman in his heart, but you can`t do that if you]re number 180 on his %#&@$!. Sorry, do the math. Note to reader: If you ARE doing your job as a woman, with your man, and he still hasn`t learned, then you need to know the next rule: KNOW THAT THE FASTEST WAY TO A MAN`S HEART... IS THROUGH HIS CHEST! Lol

OH NO HE DIDN`T TOPIC #2: MY VIEWS ON THE REAL REASONS MEN HATE/LEAVE RELATIONSHIPS:
Some people say I`m too hard on women and say that I`m probably too picky when it comes to women or that I`m never satisfied by women. To some degree, they are correct because MOST MEN are never satisfied, thus you have cheating. I don`t cheat, personally, but others might. My lack of satisfaction doesn`t come from problems in myself, it comes from THEM. When you treat a woman too well (as I always do), she gets VERY LAZY on you, as if she doesn`t need to bring her "A GAME" after she`s given you booty. She gets "comfortable," as women say. That`s dangerous for HER because there is competition out there for her spot with me, not just for my spot with her (as she thinks). This is why everyone is saying "treat your woman right or she`ll leave you" or "Eat the cooch or she`ll leave you." Do women think that ONLY MEN compete for women and therefore the man in the relationship has to always be sharp for her, but she doesn`t for him? Ha! Here are reasons for men leaving a relationship:
1) Women are looking for some TV SHOW romance from us when the love we give is just simple and realistic. They then rip up our male egos and do comparisons, which only berates us. Women compare too much. They see some other guy doing things in another relationship then they start NAGGING us to do the same things. They don`t know how to ASK or help encourage us towards a path. This leads to under-appreciation for the little things we try to do to show our love. If we don`t take her to a private boat ride for romance and champagne then we`re bad lovers? If I created an "I love you" card on my computer and put our pictures on it, is that not showing my love? Most women won`t appreciate that because they`re looking for what they see on TV and write off any attempt from us. We leave immediately!
2) They group us all as the stereotypical males and say we don`t listen, don`t cook or clean, are insensitive, yet often, they say that just to say it. They know it`s not true but enough over-stereotyping/over-general izing us will make us walk. It often turns out to be women who are insensitive, as when you ask "Are you ok, baby? Is something troubling you?" they say "Nothing" really quickly and ignores your attempt to hear her out. Here`s her chance to express herself but she feels it`s best to keep HOLDING OUT. Feel me? Oh wait.. that`s when they claim that "we NEVER LISTEN" or could it be the fact that when she finally does begin talking, she starts off nagging again? lol We deal with this until someone else comes along.
3) They claim we`re not the same dude that they first met. Well people change, and people get more mature. If they haven`t matured as we have then it`s not our problem. Also, they have changed too. Being too "COMFORTABLE" in the relationship causes women to get FAT on us. They get FAT on us because they don`t think we could possibly want something good to look at in bed anymore, which causes us to lose interest in sex (although, personally, in a few situations, this has been a total success if she wasn`t already THICK then gained the weight. Maybe this is why some men aim to get smaller sized chicks because they know the women will gain weight on them). If they don`t try to improve and show interest in THEMSELVES then why should WE show interest in them? This is where the looking elsewhere comes in. Becareful! YOU KNOW MEN ARE VISUAL CREATURES. WE LIKE SHINY RIMS, FANCY CARS AND BREASTS BURSTING OUT OF TURTLENECKS! YOU KNOW MEN LIKE THINGS THAT ARE NICE TO LOOK AT. YOU`D HAVE TO BE A COMPLETE IDIOT NOT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR MAN WANTS TO SEE.
4) Trying to change US is dangerous. Men enter a relationship to have women stay as they are, while women enter a relationship to change men. It`s a fact. So when we don`t meet the changes, they stop showing us love and say "Why should I do [insert a former fun activity here] for him? I`m the bomb... Girl power.." blah blah blah. The changing times has caused most women to lose their damn minds when it comes to demands to change us men. Pretty soon, women start ignoring our needs by "strengthening" themselves (you know partying more, talking to your inner circle and guy friends more, looking out for only themselves, and that goddamn Oprah book club). This leaves us to not feel loved, as her newly found PRIDE doesn`t involve helping to uplift us and her new activities don`t include us. When male ego is crushed, he staggers away like a wimpering baby. REMEMBER THAT.

OH NO HE DIDN`T TOPIC #3: THUG LOVE and Why you love it so much

Ladies, you know that MEN do whatever it takes to get with you. So that means that if he`s "acting" THUG or SMOOTH then he must know that it appeals to you. Being flashy isn`t for other men to see, it`s for women to see! If you claim that nobody wants these guys then answer this, how many ladies you know have a good man? So are women SETTLING for less or are they really attracted to this "dangerous" (lol) tough guy? Do you feel you NEED to be protected, is that why? Must a real man be over 6 feet tall and be able to support a whole family, financially, by himself? You would think that, in an age where you hoped to eliminate chivalry and sexist views, more ladies would flock to fellas with brains and manners, rather than machismo. I thought you didn`t want to be in a state where the man always had to feel DOMINANT. Ladies, you get EXACTLY what YOU ask for in a man. Personally, I think you like thugs because they don`t have demands for you to better yourself. They just want some azz and you just want to give some with no responsibility! You know a Thug isn`t FAMILY ORIENTED so you must be in it just for the sex and money and not the long-term commitment (as sooooo many of you claim that`s all you want from a man- get real!) lol. You don`t want to do better or strive to change your life, for the better, so you align yourself with people who also aren`t doing anything in life. Is a thug going to tell you that YOU need to get a job because bills need to be paid? NO! Is a thug going to tell you to get an education because the child you have together will need to be educated by it`s parents? NO! He`s going to tell you "I just won a dice game so you can buy that lil ni66a PAMPERS with that money." You get with a thug because you`re lazy and don`t have to do important SHYT like actually work at maintaining a relationship. Nor can you hold an intelligent conversation. You`re supposed to learn from your dating experiences so, what do you learn from dating thugs? This is why you`ll never get a real man and you`ll remain a TARGET for "hit and run" guys, forever. Blame no one but yourself, you pick them this way! Irresponsible people look for other irresponsible people, this way they don't have to grow up or own up to anything. Then when the sh1t hits the fan, you wonder why that other irresponsible person bailed out on you. hmmm lol You're dumb!
NOTE TO READER: You like the drama of a Thug. Nothing says "I LOVE YOU" like a night full of FULL-FORCED-THRUSTING sex and a TIMBERLAND BOOT to your azz as you`re ushered out the door!



People, you know damn well these have been true and if they have been, I'm going to recommend a book that saved my dating-life. You really don't know yourselves well and you need to find yourself and what you want before you waste people's time and screw up your life! Go get this book right here (I've read it multiple times since 1993)-->
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Now back to the program!


OH NO HE DIDN'T TOPIC 4 `HOLE`- LOTTA MESS:
First, to each his own. If you`re homo then who cares. If you`re attending the rallies and fighting for homosexual rights (only the serious ones who ACTUALLY ARE REAL HOMOSEXUALS AND ARE CONSIDERING THEIR CONCERNS OF THEIR LIFESTYLES FOR THE FUTURE), then you get nothing but RESPECT FROM ME! You will be accepted, just don`t make these two mistakes: 1) comparing your issues to issues of BLACK PEOPLE. If you know anything about history, you`d be a jackazz to make that comparison. To YOU, I say you`re just homo to get attention and be a victim, as you probably were when you were first molested or something. Stop thinking like a VICTIM, it gets your struggle NOWHERE! 2) Know when and where to be affectionate. I know you want to be bold and do whatever, wherever, but understand that people just aren`t completely ready to see this, unless... First consider this: Today, it seems you can`t turn your head, or the channel, without seeing some HOT LESBIAN ACTION (HLA) on TV. I guess when Elen Degenerus did it, on tv, she got kicked off the network because she was an UGLY BUTCH trying to get hot les chicks, and not actually a hot one herself. So, in her case, it WAS NOT acceptable to be homosexual on TV because she wasn`t "HOT" to some executive or to Hollywood. Now, it`s widely accepted to see lesbians go at it, by men and women alike, publically, as opposed to seeing Gay men go at it, especially if the two lesbians are HOT. I see the scare tactics, used to get people to stop spreading AIDS and STDs, seems to be focused on Heterosexuals and GAY men. I can`t count how many people say that you get AIDS from a gay man, partly because it`s easy for society to write them off as monsters - remember they are not accepted as lesbians are. So now it`s COOL to be a lesbian. MANY PEOPLE OPENLY ADVERTISE or BRAG about being Bi-sexual (having the DAILY OPTION to change back and forth) or Lesbian, now, because it`s "accepted" so many chicks want to experiment with it ( Confused azzes! Why don`t you protest for your homosexual rights? What are you doing for homosexual rights? ... oh but you`re really openly homosexual, right, because you have a rainbow flag, right? Or maybe you`re not involved because you`re not really thinking of being homosexual forever. lol cut the bullshyit). I say to all of you, "DON`T GET TOO HAPPY!" Ok, so we know about AIDS/STDs and everyone`s saying unprotected Heterosexual sex this, blame Gay men this and blame drug users that... BLAH BLAH BLAH but why has NO ONE put specific emphasis on LESBIAN action, you know, where you DON`T WEAR A CONDOM to protect yourself? What are they doing to protect themselves? There are a GROWING NUMBER of Bi-sexuals and Lesbians, nowadays. When you think of it, since AIDS is transmitted through blood and sexual fluids, aren`t COOCHIES full of both? As soon as a woman get turned on, there is the fluid, ALL OVER THE PLACE! So if you have bad dental health (or simply gingivitis) -BOOM- it`s in YOUR MOUTH when you eat her and it`s on your dildo when you share one! The point is that it gets really messy when you turn a woman on, and with lesbian action, there are at least 2 WOMEN and therefore the juices can easily be exchanged when touching! After watching some Lesbian action myself, it doesn`t appear that too many know how to PROTECT themselves from this type of love making because where is the education to show these people how to HAVE SAFE SEX? You can`t do all of those moves they do in videos, to make sex good, without EXPOSING YOURSELF to disease! So if you`re NOT doing that high risk stuff, just what ARE you doing? Hmmmm... You are doing that HIGH RISK stuff, or else it would be pretty damn BORING! Think about that one... if you`re unsure if what you`re doing (LESBIAN ACTION ONLY) is UNSAFE, you can send me your VIDEOS at FTP://TU_CAMARON.COM and I`ll inform you... I`m on your side! lmao


OH NO HE DIDN`T TOPIC #5: THE CLUB (and its security blanket groups)
Last weekend, I remembered just why I hated the club scene. Sure, dudes come and stand on the wall but damn girls don`t even want to dance with anyone but the girls they came with. Most girls were all dolled up and looked really good. My question for each girl who refused the leave her "secure group ball" was, why the hell did you go to a club if you just wanted to dance in a circle, under the security of your girl group? Were they afraid that someone might ask them to dance? If anyone did ask them to dance, they still refused to leave the group, as if they couldn`t decide whether or not to. Lol. This one girl looked puzzled when my boy (who is very handsome and didn`t touch her at all) asked her to dance. She looked around for her girls (her security blanket), then acted like he was asking someone else or that she was dancing with some imaginary person. Then her friend pulled her closer towards their girl group. Lol. Aren`t they individuals who can decide for themselves whether or not they want to dance? Lol Why come to the club if you don`t want to dance with anyone but your girl friends (unless you really want to get with one of them)? You can turn on some music, in your own damn house, and invite them over if you wanted to do that. On top of that, you PAID to get in a club and you took hours on end to make up your faces and get dressed. If you claim that you just wanted to hang out with your girls and don`t want to be asked to dance, then you aren`t bright enough to think of any other places for a group of GIRLS to hang out at. See, the club, is filled with people who WANT TO DANCE! Can`t you go hang out at BBQs or something? You also painted your faces and wore the best outfit you could find in CONWAY. Did you also do that to not be asked to dance by guys? Are you confident enough, AS AN INDIVIDUAL, to dance with someone even if the rest of your friends aren`t dancing? If you`re going to dance in a group then why not dance ON/GRIND each other? This way you can finally entertain us. lol I also understand that it gives BUTT UGLY CHICKS their chance to be QUEEN for a night, being that so many horny azz guys can`t wait to get their hands on ANYTHING in the club (figuring that the lights are out, therefore no one can see them nor who they are dancing with). Even these chicks are turning down dances and have nasty attitudes? What`s up with that? YOU COME TO THE CLUBS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO FEEL LIKE A VICTIM AND LIKE EVERYONE WANTS TO BE WITH YOU! Note to reader: WTF is up with the pricing at the clubs? Ladies free, men $15-$20? What the hell is on this promoter`s minds? Dudes, if you`re going to the clubs with these rates, you`re a bunch of jackazzes. It`s no wonder you want BOOTY after paying all that cash to get in. ...And if a chick got in and asked you to buy her a drink, you better dismiss her azz quickly! How is it that she gets in free but has no money for drinks? Cut her loose!


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