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MyHotComments PLEASE DONT SEND ME ONE CLICK BS (IF U ARE THAT LAZY ) DONT FCKING SEND ME ONE CLCK THANK U NOTE DO NOT ASK ME A PIC ON YOUR FIRST NOTE !!!! i have nothing to proof to you or anyone else
Iam here to Kill time so please ladies keep it drama free zone if you are intrested to chat with someone holla if not i wish you all the best
i love when a fat chick shows her face and says" no pic no holla " looooool only on bp this place is funnnny
if you recieve a note this is how its going to start :)
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let`s get you out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5. You`ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I`m the only one talking to you.
8. I`m a bird watcher and I`m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,have you
9. I`m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth tonight.
10. Wanna play army? I`ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
12. Oh, I`m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
13. I`d really like to see how you look when I`m naked.
14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
15. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
16. You must be the limp doctor because I`ve got a stiffy.
17. I`d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it`s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19. You know, if I were you, I`d have sex with me.
20. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
21. F@# me if I`m wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
22. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroomfloor.
23. My name is Austin ... remember that, you`ll be screaming it later.
24. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
25. Hi, I`m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
26. My friend wants to know if YOU think I`M cute."
27. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
28. My name isn`t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
29. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
30. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
31. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don`t you like pizza?
32. Baby, I`m an American Express lover...you shouldn`t go home without me.
33. Do you sleep on your stomach? no..........? Can I???
34. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
35. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
VERY SHAGADELIK BABY YEAAAAH
Booty Call Agreement
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2002, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have %#&@$! to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" %#&@$! - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The
answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your %#&@$! leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your %#&@$! up, get dressed and go the
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
19. No condoms, no %#&@$!ing. Carry your %#&@$! home.
20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your %#&@$!.
* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically
become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly %#&@$! understands the rules. read my Blog if u like
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