jazzlife What's up? - April 03, 2009 add/view comments (0) |
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Welcome to my World
Jazz Life The name Jazz Life is just a combination of what Jazz means to me, combined with my life. Jazz is smooth, free flowin, relaxing and yet it`s moving, exciting, boundless all at the same time everything I instill in my life. I didn`t pick jazz just to sound prolific or profound, I like all forms of music, but nothing sounds sweeter then the sounds from a sax in a jazz band. Me I`m 5`11" 210lbs, browm complextion, with a shaved head. I'm looking for a real women who knows how to be treated like a lady. I'm a king looking for a queen. Someone that understand that it takes two for a relationship to work. Someone who will be their through thick and thin. Here are some funny or in some case sad conversation I`ve had or heard. I heard a women say "chivalry is dead" my responce was "yaeh and women killed it". Why should I get your coat, pull out a chair, and hold the door if you don`t demand it of me. Hell I still gettin some azz from you > OR A women says on her page, "treat me like a lady", "show me some respect", "dont send me naked pics of yourself". But then their friends list has name like, "Big Dyke Willie", "Downlow Lonie", "694life", with pics on their page that exsposes themselves. So now I`m suppose to see a lady when you dress dress like a hoe. OR "All man she ain`t nothing but a hoe, she got 5 kids but only 2 of them are mine", "did she become the hoe before or after you got in the bed with her, with the first or second time, or was it after she realized she could do better than yo triffling azz." OR "I`m paying to much in child support" ($40 a week), that comes to $160 a month, $1920 a year. You just spent more than that last week on a set of rims for that 79 chevy you selfish son-of-a- itch. OR "That M.F aint hit, he aint paid no child support or even came by to see his son, I dont know whats wrong with him he just change out of no where", "wait a minute, he has 6 kids by 6 different women, aint paid for or seen any of the kids in years and you knew it, so the question isn`t when did he change it`s more like, why did you settle?" OR "Once I have my baby he can leave, I don`t need no man or husband in my life", "Maybe but you selfishly forgot to ask the child if he/she needed or even wanted a father around". OR "That itch got pregnant on purporse, she set me up". "Yup she let you get her drunk , uck her in your parents basement, so you could get her pregnant then she can collect 20% of your hardly-ever-working-azz income, sounds like a plan to me" OR When she wont let me see my baby I call: nobody When she takes my car I call: the police. OR Yo man, a girl has to be perfect 10, a dime peice for me to talk to her, Thats funny, if she is a dime and you join her, combined you wouldnt make 13cent. OR Whats up with the "drop its like its hot a$$ shot", when did a women squatting down in front of airbrushed art, or in front of a car, passes for sexy. Its the male eqivelance to the head tilt back "prison pose". OR (recent) I told someone on bp, "its hard to read your page", (because she had blue print on a blue background), her responce,"so who told yo dumb a$$ to read it any way". Before I could get back to the young lady (and I use the term loosely) she changed the background to black, so now its easy to read. Now all I did was tell her the problem I had reading her page, she started in with the insults, then she wonders why she hasent met any good men. OR (recent) I met a teacher whos working on her third masters, who also recently boughjt her first house, tell me I" talk to white" to her, she needs someone who can "handle her and her three kids" (all of which are under age 8). First how dose a women with three degrees (one I might add is in English) speaking properenglish is speaking white, even my barely gettin out of highschool a$$ know better than that, two, Im not looking to handle no women and her three kids, either we work together or we stay apart, I handle my horse, not my family. CARELESS WHISPER (FT. MONTELL JORDAN) (by Dave Koz)
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