juan31
HELLO LADIES AND WELCOME
Black queens black queens, roll the red carpet for our ebony queens. They deserved to be heard and not just seen, the universe is your castle and the earth is your home. It`s time for our ebony queens to take claim to their thrones.
We sat back for years and watched the trials, tribulation, and things they`ve gone through. Give them their crown, it`s long over due. Dealer, player, thugs, and dogs, if this is all our race has to offer, I would tell our Queens don`t even bother. To all our Queens these are the dont`s; never lower your standards to get what you want. Our Queens deserves better then to be called freaks, hoes or out of their names. You should respect your black Queens and have you no shame.
As for those other queens who think ours is vogger and wild. I notice your quick to get in the sun and try to catch that ebony style. It`s hard to belive there`s young single queens with kids facing it with life strugles. I say to those queens; look to God, kept your head up and place no one above you.
So I`m taking this time to honor and pay respect to all Our black Queens
I wish them well and good luck in finding a suitable king!
NO HOOCHIES PLEASE!!
Not everone can be a queen. some are real hoochies so if youdon`t know, here are some ways to tell..
You are a hoochie if....
1). You`ve ever crawled out of a club because a fight broke out.
2). You`ve ever started a fight with somone because you didn`t like the way someone looked at you.
3). You`ve ever messed up/trashedsomeone`s outfit because it was identical to yours.
4). You`ve ever started a fight with another woman because they looked at your man "The Wrong Way".
5). You think of faux furs and leopard print clothing as "good clothes".
6). You ever went to your baby-daddy`s job for money to buy milk or diapers.
7). You expect your man to pay your rent, and he doesn`t live with you.
8). You`ve ever said, "I loved-ed my man, even when he did his time upstate for me".
9). You`ve ever said, "I love me some him".
10).Your wedding gown was a short %#&@$!-tail dress that was "hooked up" but the seamstress. (Who just so happened to your mother)
11).You bridesmaid gowns were bought from Weiners.
12).So were their shoes.
13).Your oldest daughter was the "Minature Bride" in the ceremony.
14).You and your boyfriend were banned from your child`s Jr. High dances because the two of you led everyone to believe you were auditioning for a production of "Dirty Dancing".
15).You`ve ever gotten you hair and nails "did".
16).You and your mother are pregnant at the same time.
17).Your grandmother is 42, your mother is 28, and you are 14 with a baby on the way. (You do the math)
18).Your children are more than 6 years older than their aunts and uncles.
19).You believe no woman`s wardrobe is complete w/out lycra and spandex.
20).Your fingernails are so long people often wonder how you wipe your @$$.
21).You always declare, "Ain`t no shame in my game".
22).You bought matching outfits for you and your daughter. She wore hers to school andgot sent home. You wore yours to work and was told to leave because your outfit was "unapropriate", and "distracting".
23).Some how, you grew 12" of hair in 10 hours.
24).Your hair is brown, your crochet braids are black and gold.
25).You`re a 14, all of dresses are size 9`s.
26).Your hair is so tall that you have a designated seat at the back of the movie theatre.
27).You consider glue, glitter, and chop sticks as hair accessories.
28).You aren`t allowed to dance in the club because men slip you dollar bills.
29).You think you are high class just because you`ve drank $30.00 Moet and Chandon.
30.)Every babydaddy you have is in jail.
31).You`ve ever thrown any of the following at your man:
TV, VCR, Toasters, curling irons, irons, or any major appliance
32).You`d rather have a big screen TV than a computer.
33).Your name has more than one "Q" in the spelling.
34).Your name is more than three syllables long.
35).You name ends or begins with "La, Ta, Sha, Qa, Quo"
36).Any of the following songs can be your official theme song
Sock It To Me(Missy Elliot), Doo Wop (That Thing)(Lauryn Hill), One Night Stand(J-Shin), Hot Spot(Foxy Brown), You Know I`m A Hoe(Master P& Ice Cube)
37).You wear flip-flops and mini skirts to the store.
38).You`ve worn more than one hairstyle at a time (you know, finger waves on the front, crimps on the right, french roll, and spiral curls in the back)
39).You carry your baby on your hip.
40).You`ve got a baby on each hip.
41).your response to any of the above was so......
