There are a few things you need to know before reading this page!
1.First off don't judge me or come to any conclusions about me unless you read all of my page, and still don't judge me cause NOBODY's PERFECT BABY... YOU SHOULD NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER OR LACK OF A COVER!!!
2. What happens on this page stays on this page!
3. Nobody want a stuck up girl like they don't want a Diseased Vagin.a
4. I ALWAYS NEVER Drink beer! But when I do I prefer Dos Equis!!!
5. My mom is Japanese, My dad is Chinese and all my kids are Korean and I'm not even Asian!
6. I win every argument no matter who it's with by saying It's over I won!
7. I have the best job in the world I'm in a country western band, that tours around the US singing hip hop songs... I sing and play the banjo!
Let me get skraight to it I'm yng blk frsh and fly stay swagged up all da time plus I stay on that hood %#&@$! pants stay sagging pistol on me and i don't care bout nothing or what nobody say I'm a do me til the casket drop
I didn't finish high school but don't hate cause guess what I got street smarts and I gets my paper I was bout to get my GED when I got locked up but I don't need none of that anyway cause I'm bout to get in da rap game
I don't use condoms and I don't claim no kids but they say I got bout 13 kids, 7 baby mamas in 4 diffrent states but I am one million % sure dat I am not none of these kids daddies
I live with my moms right now cause I'm on probation I love my mama she still cleana nigga room and errythang
I aint never had no license I do got a ol scool chevy sitting on some 4000 dolla 26s with a 1500 dolla system tvs and all that but it ain't running right now so i'm whipping the scooter...
man I sell dope, cut hair, and make bootlegs all out the same house ain't never had a job and I been in and out of trouble so I guess I'm gonna have trap til I die.
I be at every party or at the club all the time looking for them bad chix or I'm in the trap with the homies taking dudes money on the XBOX and Playstation rolling up that loud pack gettin wasted and smashing somebody girl
I'm into big booty girls nice cars, money, smoking, drinking, sexy girls, smoking , rap music, freaky girls, J's coogi, louie, gucci, smoking, party party party straight getting wasted
I'm looking for a smart educated strong good woman with a good secure job you know that indpendent woman, at least 2 cars and you gotta to have your own place, hopefully we can get to know each other fast cause I'm trying to move in ASAP, I need someone that will help me get on my feet and be there for me in til i get this rap deal! It don't matter about the race but she gotta look good, and have a nice body. The head gotta be real good and I would prefer her to be down with 3somes and bringing other chicks into the bed room. I wanna woman who know how to cook and that is willing to cook for me 3 times a day every meal, wash my drawers, and take care of home and me. I really ain't trying to deal with no kids especially no little ones cause as you read I got enough of them already
! It's 2012 and I don't know if females still use that line I'm a lady in the streets and a Freak in the Sheets, bump that I don't want that, that's old. I want a straight Nasty Girl (I won't tell nobody) I wanna girl who will suck a mean dick so good and be proud of it like Americans standing up for the pledge of allegiance
I hope you realize that I was just joking LOL I'm sure I had you going I apologize for that but my question to you now is are you looking at me differently or are you looking at yourself differently... NOW really I'd like to say welcome to da page, it's for the ladies and ladies only, it's open from 9 to 9 and if you a dude sorry we closed. I know it's my page but it's not about me so I hope you get a laugh, crack a smile, have a good thought, see some insight and just enjoy yourself on your visit to my lil piece the Planet... I Preciate you coming to the page, if you pay attention and be good there will be a free snack and a drink at the end of the page and there will be a short quiz for a grade!
About ME! LET'S SEE
I'm anti-saggy pants
I'm anti-black barbies
I'm anti-s***ty attitudes
I'm anti-skinny jeans
I'm anti-big egos
I'm anti-bad rappers especially GUCCI MANE!!!
I like angry birds!
I shop at wal mart!
I like nasty girls!
I hate pretty chicks!
but i love beautiful women!
I'm not a thirsty nigga, I just had a gallon of kool-aid!
I don't play no golf!
I don't like nobody playing on my phone!
I think va gi nas are ugly!
I don't go to strip clubs!
LET'S TALk BEAUtY...
Being BEAUTIFUL is a quality that people are blessed with, it comes from withIN it doesn't matter how attractive you are physically with your outward appearance if you have the personality of a rock and your attitude is like horse CRAP then I'm sorry you're ugly
Beauty is only skin deep...
Beauty comes in variety..
Every woman has something beautiful about them it's up to you on how you show it to others...
Beauty speaks for itself, it doesn't need you going around talking for it...
Beauty is not in the face... it's a light in the heart...
Being beautiful is how you feel inside not how you see yourself in the mirror...
It's better to be beautiful rather than good, but it's better to be good than ugly...
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her...
Pretty is something you're born with but beautiful is an equal oppurtunity adjective...
the difference between pretty and beautiful is that pretty is temporal but beauty is eternal...
character contribues to a woman's beauty...
I'm not here to fulfill my Tyrannosaurus Rex sized ego by adding A million and 16 friends that I'm not going to communicate with, I'm not here to captivate you with my boyish superhero mega movie star type looks I'm not here to get between ya legs. I might come to your page and compliment you, say hello, or just look doesn't mean this or that and it surely doesn't mean that I want you.... I don't want a buffet of attention for any reason and I'm not even on here to find anything in particular... oh if you think I'm bout to be your lil text/sex buddy keep dreaming, you not bout to just get this wood that easy I don't give it up like that so guess again
But I'm not really here for anything other than passing time, chatting, browsing around looking, and flirting with some beautiful women and maybe meeting some new friends! I might give a few lucky ladies the opportunity to have sex with me though only if you are up to and of course if you can handle it like I said before but (GET Ya mind out the gutter) cause I'm talking bout that mind sex!
WHAT IF THIS WAS MY MAIN PIC... Would you have came to my page if I didn't have a picture or if I had one and looked like the nigga below???
This is actually my cousin from Africa his name is Zambookie and he is actually royalty in his homeland.... so there you go looks don't mean everything....
I know you probaly was like DAMN when you seen this picture but that don't stop Bookie, he got money, nice cars, all the latest fashion and that's just about the only thing you need to catch some women's attention and that's why he has 5 beautiful wives
At times either I will have no picture or I will add a random picture that I don't think females will respond to well too, lol low and behold I get exactly what I ask for 85% of the time I get no responses to anything notes, invites, whatever but if I don't have a picture up I'm simply seeing who's genuine and can look past no picture or someone that they're not attracted to. It's funny cause I have another profile that say the same stuff but with pictures, I get a lot of attention on that page
another thing is I'm giving females something to think about, sometimes "we" focus on the wrong things, sometimes you can't see a person for who they truly are because you not looking on the inside, so if I don't got a picture posted it's because I don't want you to judge me before getting to know me whether you think that I'm attractive or unattractive if you chose to do so! LOOK INSIDE out and don't focus on the outward appearance but you see and what you expect may not be reality in itself!
I ain't a hood nigga but a nigga from the hood...
+I'm much of an individual, I'm not one to go along with the crowd just because it's what's in and that's what everyone else is doing. I dare to be different...
+. I'm not one of those dudes that wears his pants hanging down to the knee I think that is disgusting...
+I have a good sense of fashion but I'm not superficial or materialistic I can take 50 dollars and come out the mall G'd up speaking of superficial I have zero tolerance for superficial women also...
+I feel like a man shouldn't be judged on how much money he has, what kind of car he drives, or what kind of clothes he wears like Dr. King said the content of your character should determine that...
+Likewise I don't feel like a woman should try to fall back on her looks if that's all you have to offer then you don't have much at all...
YOU KNOW THAT SAYING THAT NO ONES PERFECT WELL THAT'S TRUE TO AN EXTENT BUT IT'S NOT TRUE BECAUSE WE ALL ARE PERFECTLY FLAWED...
WITH THE GOOD COMES SOME BAD maybe even ugly and WE ALL HAVE FLAWS So... I admit to this stuff
I am Impatient
I can be mean
I can be anus if need be
I do have a smart mouth, if my mouth had an IQ it would be a genius that's how smart it is
I'm not a big talker and I'm a bit shy (may be a flaw to you, but not to me)
I don't forgive easy and I will hold something against you for as long as it takes for me to get over it.
MORE FLAWS COMING SOON!
First off I'd like to say I'm a recovering sex addict, please don't judge me!
Do you like me? Check yes or no
How would you feel if I poured confetti, glitter, sprinkles and decorated a pile of Shhhhh then said Happy Birthday? Prolly the same way I feel when I run into a conceited woman
There's a Waffle House on every street corner in Atlanta, some places 2
Age ain't nothing but a number huh? Yeah tell that to the police when they show up! (R. Kelly)
So they say if you have an erection for more than 4 hrs on viagra seek medical attention... shhhhh I say find 3 or 4 more women!
If you are truly a bad chick! I got 3 words for you; LAY BUM HA... that's what Chris Tucker said to the girl in Rush Hour 2 lol I don't what it mean but the way he said it!
They say God don't like ugly, well I don't think he's too fond of pretty either
If I don't have a "smartphone" is it therefore a dumb one?
Hooked on Phonics worked for me
A raggedy chick... "Ain't nobody got time for dat!!!!"
Some niggas will just stick their di.ck in anything! :(
I got a fighter jet I don't get to fly!
I'll be the1st to admit it, I know it's wrong but I'm sorry I'm racially biased... I can't stand black people
I did the research, solved the equation, calculated up the totals and Andre 3000 was right roses really do smell like boo boo
No what else I can't stand, broke niggas with money
If you full of manure leave that mess over there, don't nobody care your in the mirror status, you ain't nobody
Could someone please tell the girl who think she is perfect what's wrong with her
I have a structured settlement but I need cash now, I called J.G. Wentworth 877 CASH NOW
Don't get mad at people who do & say stupid things, especially when they're repeat offenders just simply tell them "donate your brain to science, cause you don't need it"
Sometimes you have to expect certain things from certain people don't be mad just be shocked when they do the unexpected
I traced my roots on Ancestry.com and you'll be amazed to know who they went back to.... James Monroe, the 5th President of the United States of America
Sorry but not everyone is cute, hey unattractive people help balance the universe!
Be yourself everyone else is already taken
Trust me! I'm a doctor!
I lost 400lbs in 3 mins. THX MEGASHAKE
I graduated from the University of the United States of America
Can't nobody "sang" like Eddie Cain jr.
A picture is worth one thousand words, what is yours saying
What would your mama say about your page?
It's ok for a woman to approach a man
Big girls if you wearing too small clothes, please, please put it away we don't wanna see that
If you are good looking (or think you good looking) does the inside match the outside, (if you slow does your attitude/personality match your looks
Before you start blaming other people for your problems and looking for answers on how to change them, look in the mirror for a solution!
Skinny girls with no booty, well all girls with no booty please please stop taking booty shots nobody wants to see that pancake
The only thing worse than a conceited woman who looks good is one that doesn't look good
If I was Chinese my name would be Hung Lo
if you would like to speak with me my office hours are from 9 to 5
Having a pretty face is cool, but having brains is sooooo sexy!
I love me a nerdy chick!
You're not you when you're hungry!
If you looking for love try Reality TV (I strongly suggest Vh1, Flav found it there, Real and Chance, Bret Michaels, Ochocino aka Chad Johnson, T.O. love I'm just saying that's the spot)
If you got a nice set of breast, please tell the twins I said hello!
How much can I get for a dime in 2012?
Why pretty chicks be acting like they don't give head??? Besides they be the nastiest of them all
When white people walk by my car at Wal Mart or something I lock my doors lol it never gets old
I got a 200 gallon fish aquarium filled with pennies everytime I meet a gold digger I let her reach in and grab a handful
I'm just joking but all of this really happened
- One time I got caught with this girl, her mama came in seen what I was working with and jumped in the bed too!
- my first time it was so good, i called my mama on the phone and told i wasn't never coming back home
- my great grandma turned 94 this past year, my cousin came out the closet... so it's Thanksgiving all the family there and my great grandma ask my cousin "what's this I hear about you liking ding dongs in your booty, is your booty hurting? do you need a pillow, you don't like %#&@$! baby? why you don't like %#&@$! baby? Everybody looking all shocked I'm rolling in my chair!
- I once had sex in a Burger King bathroom
- I got locked up cause my cousin robbed a restaurant for a hamburger
- When I was little I had an imaginary friend named Shiloh, we played checkers after school everyday, bless his heart he let me win every time.
- Me and this chick bout ready to get it on we kissing, rubbing, touching, so she start talking dirty and I'm like ok, so I asked we she like and what she want me to do! She like you gonna think I'm nasty! I say tell me, so she like she wanted me to $*** on her! so I'm like huh she like she wanted to $*** on her stomach! So I'm thinking what I sposed to hit it after I do that I'm like ewwwww that's some nasty stuff but she was fine, so after she goes washes it off you know LOL
- One of my ex's gonna have the nerve to break up with me cause I had sex with her mama
- I was on an episode of the Maury show, I was not the father, cause I was in the audience unfortunately half the dudes on stage weren't the father either
- I had a threesome with one of my ex's twin sisters
- When I used to go to parties and clubs I'd see a girl I like walk up to her lick the whole side of her face, pull out a piece of paper with my number then leave! worked everytime!
- I used to be a manager at my uncle's Chinese restaurant in the middle of the hood
- Taco Bell gonna try to fire me cause I was selling weed out the drive thru
- I still got my lunch money from the 3rd Grade
-Senior Prom I zipped my goods up in my pants and the zipper got stuck
-I got into a fight with an anonymous Atlanta rapper at a charity basketball game!
-I write gangster rap music for extra money, but I'm not a gangster or a rapper, I don't even listen to rap
Crispus Attucks was the first casualty in the American Revolutionary War, he was a black man
Christopher Columbus discovered America when someone else already had been occupying it, today they call that stealing
They call America the Beautiful but everything about it's past has been ugly.
America fought a war for Independence, nearly 100 yrs later they fought a war to keep slavery in existence
The Crip gang was started to protect their neighborhoods from other gangs.
The KKK was started in the 1800's it's still around, the Black Panther Party was started in the 1960's the original party doesn't exist
Malcolm X was killed by a black man.
America fights wars on terror in other places but allows terror to pitch a tent in it's own backyard
Weed is illegal but it's never killed anyone, cigarettes on the other cause cancer and are extremely deadly
They give us one month, out the year to remember our history, lol what about the other 11 months am I not blk for those? Plus it's only 28 days, 29 in a leap year
Common sense isn't all that common!
They see people barely living and people starving yet they have wars against drugs instead wars on poverty
There's a liquor store and pawn shop in every hood in America
It's funny how dumb dudes make fun of nerds for being smart in school!
Drug Dealers know it's a trap, they call it the trap and some how they always end up trapped behind bars!
QUOTES 2 REMEMBER
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened!"
"To Thine own self be true"
"You only live once but you do it right, once is enough"
"To live is the rarest thing in the world, most people exist and that's all"
"It's better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not"
"Today you are you, that is truer than true, there is no one alive that is youer than you"
"We are what we pretend to be so we must be careful about what we pretend to be"
"Life's hard, it's even harder when you're stupid"
"It's better to be hurt by the truth, than to be comforted by a lie"
"Where there is love, there is life"
THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM LIVING
Children are the are realest people on earth, they are completely honest and truthful
You can't please everybody
People will hate you for no reason!
People will use you
Others will often mistake your kindness for a weakness
Everybody needs Somebody, sometimes
The only way to know where you are going is to where you have been.
There's no place like home
Never trust a big butt and a smile
No one person is better than any one else
Smiles are universal they are also contagious
Nobody's perfect, we all make mistakes, however it's what you do after the mistakes that make or break you
The love for money is the root of all evil
Knowledge is power, knowledge canbe obtained but never taken away
The tongue is a weapon it's up to you whether it's for good or bad
When you are about something people think you owe them something
If you strive for a better life they think you are selling out
There's a HUGE difference between a black person and a nigga, niggas are just ignorant people
The road in life isn't always going to be straight and narrow
Stand for something or fall for anything
People really should treat others the way they want to be treated
The only thing in life that remains constant is change
Mean what you say, and say what you mean
If you don't know, ask
You always have a choice
There's always 2 sides 2 every story, sometimes one side is never told
Respect is a two way street
A lot people open their mouths up and talk but when it boils down to it they really don't have anything to say
There's a difference between listening and hearing!
God blessed us with one mouth and two ears, the moral of the story people should listen more and talk less
If It's TOO GOOD to be true then it probably is...
One thing you can never get back is time! Spend it wisely
some of my favorite musical artists/acts
THE KING MJ
Mr. Marvin Gaye
THE MIGHTY OUTKAST
The Elements Earth WInd & Fire
LYFE JENNINGS #268-192
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