STUPID PEOPLE... I JUST HATE STUPID PEOPLE...THEY SHOULD HAVE TO WEAR SIGNS THAT JUST SAY, "I`M STUPID".YOU WOULDN`T ASK THEM ANYTHING. IT WOULD BE LIKE "EXCUSE ME....OOOPS, NEVER MIND, I DIDN`T SEE YOUR SIGN."******EXAMPLE...YOU `RE WATCHING ONE OF THOSE ANIMAL SHOWS ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL. THERE`S THIS GUY WHO INVENTS A SHARK BITE SUIT, AND THERE`S ONLY ONE WAY TO TEST IT."ALRIGHT JIMMY, YOU GOT THAT SHARK BITE SUIT ON, IT LOOKS GOOD...THEY WANT YOU TO JUMP INTO THIS POOL OF SHARKS, AND YOU TELL US IF IT HURTS WHEN THEY BITE YOU.""WELL, ALRIGHT, BUT HOLD MY SIGN. I DON`T WANT TO LOSE IT."******YOU GET THE POINT? BUT THEN, THERE ARE THOSE WHO REALLY NEED SIGNS AND DON`T HAVE ONE. OK, LET`S GIVE THEM SIGNS.******I`M ON MY WAY HOME FROM MTV (Yes my job) WHEN I CATCH A FLAT TIRE.I PULL INTO ONE OF THOSE SIDE-OF-THE-ROAD GAS STATIONS. THE ATTENDANT COMES OUT, LOOKS AT MY CAR, AND I SWEAR HE SAID,"TIRE GO FLAT?"I COULDN`T RESIST IT AND SAID, "NOPE, I WAS DRIVING AROUND AND THE OTHER THREE TIRES JUST SWELLED RIGHT UP ON ME."******HERE`S YOUR SIGN...******BEFORE I TOOK BROADCASTING AS A LIFETIME CAREER, I MADE AN OATH TO LEARN TO DRIVE A TRUCK, AND I DID. I GOT A JOB DRIVING AN 18 WHEELER AND AS A COMMON MISTAKE AMONG NEW DRIVERS, I MISJUDGED THE HEIGHT OF A BRIDGE. THE TRUCK GOT STUCK AND I COULDN`T GET IT OUT NO MATTER HOW I TRIED. I RADIOED IN FOR HELP AND EVENTUALLY A LOCAL COP SHOWS UP TO TAKE THE REPORT. HE WENT THROUGH HIS BASIC QUESTIONING..OK..NO PROBLEM. I THOUGHT FOR SURE HE WAS CLEAR OF NEEDING A SIGN.......UNTIL HE ASKED "SO...IS YOUR TRUCK STUCK?"IN THE FACE OF BEING LOCKED UP, I COULDN`T HELP MYSELF! I LOOKED AT HIM, LOOKED BACK AT MY RIG, AND THEN BACK AT HIM AGAIN AND SAID, "NO, I`M DELIVERING A F*$%G BRIDGE! ******HERE`S YOUR SIGN,YOU COKKSUKKER!******THE POINT TO THESE STORIES IS THAT IF YOU ARE IN NEED OF A SIGN, THEN DON`T RESPOND TO THIS PAGE. IF YOU`RE NOT SURE WHETHER YOU`RE IN NEED OF A SIGN OR NOT, THEN ASK SOMEONE A LOT SMARTER THAN YOU TO READ THIS PAGE AND MAKE AN EVALUATION BASED ON WHAT THEY`VE READ.UCsM)IM Address: khemstar13@yahoo
