kikifera

Where is my future Chubby sweet wife

Three rules to live by:
1. Don't shop when you are hungry.
2. Don't date when you are horny.
3. Don't update your status when you are drunk.

AM attracted to big plus size matured woman only....sorry young and silly skinny girls

What's in you mind?

Hello good people's

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A married couple come to the marriage counselor. The wife complains: - We were having a perfect marriage until his girlfriend started dating my boyfriend.....

Teacher: “Johnny, write a sentence ending with the word hand.” Johnny: “My penis in your hand.” Teacher: “What?” Johnny: “Sorry ma’am, I forgot to put a space between pen is.”

Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: - Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: - And what the dentist said?

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