I did not create this page to meet people. I made this page so I could write the things I wanted to put out there but couldn't on my other page because I'm polite.
First off, I'm straight and have had sex with 45 women and counting. I do not intend to stop until I meet the one for me. Call me greedy, call me a heart-breaker, whatever you want to call me, call me good. I have women I messed with three years ago still hitting me up to ask what's up. I just received a potted plant from a girl in Melbourne...that's in Australia, I was with in 2006. No, I do not have a 13' d*ck neither do I read minds but I have never left a woman feeling less than 100% done in.
17 of the women I've slept with I met off the internet, especially Blackplanet. BP is like a buffet of sex, for the patient bird. I'm not the only one who feeds this way. I do however seem to be the ONLY careful one. 45 women and NO kids or STDs. Not one, never. A lot of women who've been on here for a while have kids from guys they met here. I try to tell women, keep your legs closed! Close it, make the guy work for it...at least two dates. TWO!! I'm tired of meeting women and having sex on the first date. I mean, sure we've probably talked for a week or so before we meet but still. If I fvck you the first time we meet, you're just another stat. And if you can't keep your legs closed, and feel something sticky down there after sex, Walgreen's sells OTC morning-after pills.
I repeat, WALGREENS SELLS MORNING-AFTER PILLS. Children are gifts from the Creator but those born after a fling are a mistake.
See, I can't say this sh*t on my regular page cos that one's for THE ONE. I know she's out there...somewhere. I'm not saying the women on here are worthless, I'm not saying I don't recognize the fact that I'm a predator, I'm just saying women are misguided.
I've never ever told a woman I love her or that it'd last forever. Okay, I told one. Long story short, I thought we'd be together till we were old, she thought she could drop out of school and have me do everything...parting ways was hard but inevitable.
So, did I open this page to rag on women? Nah, I love you ladies to distraction! I'm insatiable and even after almost fvcking my brains out, I still can't get over your skin or your touch or your laugh or just you being female and beautiful, each in her own way. I learnt from a very young age that there's something wonderful in every woman no matter how awkward or 'ugly' or fat she might be. It just makes me laugh though when you let it get to your heads.
Like the "Oh, I'm a woman I can have sex whenever I want", newsflash, who gives a sh*t? You think guys don't get theirs too? Every guy who wants you just for sex, has at least one backup, don't get it twisted at all. 90% of guys can continue having sex with random women till their 80s, women think on that for a second. Imagine fvcking random guys till you're even 5 years older. Just think about it. If you think you can hang, holler at me, I'll open your @ss up and feed you to the hungry.
What else? Look, meet a guy...exchange numbers, IMs, whatever...talk for a bit...get comfortable...meet for drinks (date 1)...meet for dinner & a movie and sex (date 2),..this is like what, 2 weeks to a month altogether right? Make sure you hang out, even if it's to do groceries. Let him get comfortable with you as a regular person. Talk to him about MEANINGFUL things...not what clothes to wear, not how bloated you feel, NOT WHAT YOU WATCHED ON PROJECT RUNWAY or ANTM!!!! Talk about what you want to do or what you're doing. Talk about how you like him vs other guys. Talk about what you want to do with him OUTSIDE THE BEDROOM. Don't think being a freak is going to keep a guy because trust me, unless you take it in the @ss and let him bust on your face or shove all 5 fingers down your pvssy, while another dude is doing the same at your other end with a midget taking pictures while streaming the video live on Xtube, you're still an amateur. You know how many women give head on the first date? Or who think they're all that cos they have sex in the car or on the stairs or give a dude a handjob at the movies or even more laughable, make a guy bust a nut? Regardless of how loose or bad a pvssy is, a guy is still going to come. Yours isn't as special or unique as you think. There's a FIRE SALE going on right now...75% off all types of pvssy. All you need is $50 and a car.
Alright, maybe I'm tripping cos I'm so spoiled. Maybe. Then again, maybe not. But is it really that bad? Should you ladies start seriously considering going gay? Exploring your curious side? I'm very, very anti-gay. Not homophobic, just anti I-want-to-be-with-a-girl-cos-a ll-the-guys-I-meet-just-want-t o-fvck. That is such a load of b.s it makes me want to smack a heffa. Ever considered uhm...changing circles? If all the guys you meet at the club only want to fvck, then maybe you should start going somewhere else. It's not rocket science. If you're a lesbian, be a lesbian. Don't blame it on someone else. Black men seem to blame everything on the white man. Black women want to blame everything on black men (Oh that nigga aint sh*t)....let's ALL join hands and blame it on the WHITE MAN! There, problem solved.
But for all you straight women who 'just want one man to show me they're not all the same', I'm with you. I pray the same prayer too...every time I bust a nut. Didn't see that one coming did you? I bet you did.
Don't be so stuck up on being a "phenomenal woman" or "a strong black woman" that you end up strong and phenomenal (and from what I've seen...BEAUTIFUL AS ALL HELL) and single at 35. Remember that there're more women than men (what with lockdown being like a vacation spot for black guys) and more educated females than males too. Be like the reed. It's thin and flexible and gets blown by the weed but never uprooted or broken. Adapt. Open your eyes. Be wise. Compromise...but with common sense. Most importantly, keep your legs closed (but not too long), wear a condom or get on the pill (the morning-after pill isn't expensive...visit a Walgreens or CVS near you!) and when you do meet a guy who genuinely seems to like you, give him a chance. He might be tall, short, white, black, rich, poor, chubby, athletic whatever, just weigh your options thoroughly before you make a rash move. TRY SOMETHING NEW.
But if you see me on the road, grab your titties and clench your kitty or just duck.
PS: Some of what I've said may or may not apply to you, some of it may offend you, but whatever you do, that wetness between your legs might be sperm. If there's the slightest doubt, please take a pill.
