lannajoja

Stolen Moments in Adulthood---When you take a vacation day and don't tell anyone because you do not wanna do anything for anyone.

*clears throat before belting out* Don't go Jason Waterfalls, just stick to the Joan Rivers and Ricki Lakes that you're used to.

I don't care what you say .. No one likes kettle cooked potato chips.

I'm just here to spread sarcasm and be the curmudgeon you all need in life.

Am I the only one who will pick up $4.00 pack of chicken and put it back because there's one for $3.96 behind it?

Kids,

You can do anything you want to do in life...but it's only achievable after you've had a cup of coffee.

Don't let life or anyone else tell you otherwise.