lautrefemme

Pooping with the door open makes me happy. i'm going for it. Today will make pisstory.

How to get revenge on someone who ghosts you: Report them to the authorities as a missing person

In order to know how someone truly feels about you, listen to how they speak about other people to you.

I need a good movie to watch. Any suggestions?

Good morning sun, nice to see you again today 🌞

When your vocal coach asks, Why do you want to learn that song specifically? And you blurt out his name, and he says to say no more. 🥰😍

You will learn to identify who came into your life to gift you or to mess you up into a lesson. Personally, idk which is better. I love growing. Don't you?

Woah woah woah, another year my BP family! I know 2020 was hard for most of us but let us pray that everyone can stay positive and keep our heads up. We can do this! 🙏🏼 For those of us who made it and for those of us who we lost 🍻 raise your glasses and pour a little out. HNY 🥳🍾💃

Does it make me a weirdo that I have more fun when I'm alone than when I'm with others? I caught my neighbor just staring at me as I was laughing to myself about a dad joke I heard earlier in the day. He couldn't hear the joke, but it was on repeat in my brain. Imagine the sight... 😂