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The block of predominantly family-friendly situation comedies was
inaugurated with the following sequence of shows in the 1988-89
season: Perfect Strangers, Full House, Mr. Belvedere and Just the
Ten of Us. In subsequent years, Perfect Strangers spin-off, Family
Matters and the Brady Bunch-inspired Step by Step joined the
line-up.
During the heyday of TGIF, the main characters of one of the Friday prime-time sitcoms would "host" the two-hour block of episodes for that week. Always in character, they would introduce each show and comment on the proceedings afterward; sometimes, they would find a common thread between each show (e.g., honesty). The night's former mascot was a cartoon mouse breaking a clock with a hammer, which appeared in the late 1980s-early 1990s. Some hosts referred to TGIF as, "Thank Goodness It's Funny." Until 1997, TGIF was presented by the character host(s) that evening (usually breaking fourth wall). At the end of the programming block, the character host(s) would sign off, saying: "We'll see you next week." After the commercial break, the announcement, ?I'm Hugh Downs?, ?and I'm Barbara Walters,? ?and this is 20/20?, signalled the conclusion of TGIF, (and often bedtime) at 10 p.m. eastern, (9 p.m. central).
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   Lucifer, Is My King, 'Til I Die" Althought at the beginning of the track it is "perceived" to be a satanic statement, the track was actually derived from a classic funk/soul singer Willie Hutch. The actual track says: "You're my pride, you're my dream, you're my Dar-ling!Tell me Why? Tell me Why? Has our love gone cold?!" ) For no reason at all, blurt out "KEEPIN IT REEEEAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!" and "HHHHEEEEEYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLYYYEE EEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" You sound ignorant, but hey, they accept negroes these days. )Make up retarded names like ICE-T, ICE CUBE, Notorious B.I.G., and Tupac (Tupunk) to call yourselves. As if Tyrell, LeShawn, and Shenanae weren`t retarded enough. Take ebonics one step further and make up completely new words. Example: "Fo` shizzle" or "dat`s da shizznit!!" Watch only BET, MTV, or UPN. WB is not completely overrun by negroes yet, so it is not yet appropriate for viewing. Black women should greet all people like this: "HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y!!!" This excludes white people. When greeting them, give them a dirty look and smack your lips. A FUBU jumpsuit with a lot of fake gold around your neck and fingers is the equivalent of a white man in an Italian suit wearing a Rolex watch For all the talk of black women hating white women (as like with the males), they should still try and look like them. Dress like they do, try and talk like they do, and process the kinks and knapps out of your hair and dye it blonde. Bleach your skin if you are excessively dark. Black movies should have stupid names such as "How Stella Got Her Groove Back", "Love Jones", and "Hustle and Flow". Negroes should constantly whine about being held back and being poor, even though they have multiple gold teeth, a cellphone and jewlery, and are wearing FUBU or FILA jumpsuits and three hundred dollar sneakers. Claim that the white man has you "locked up in the ghetto". For teenage negresses who are afraid of telling their mothers they are pregnant (some are actually too stupid to tell or in denial), have the child and then abandon it in a trash dumpster, or sell him for a bag of crack cocaine. DEAR %#&@$!, I AM WELL AWARE OF THE FUTILITY OF SUCH LINES OF THOUGHT. CONSIDER THE SURFACE OF THE POST AS MERE SUBTERFUGE. MY GOAL WAS ACTUALLY A GOOD CHUCKLE RATHER THAN ANY SORT OF MEANINGFUL SOLUTION. IT WAS MIGHTY WHITE OF YOU TO SEE THROUGH THAT. IT AMUSES ME WHEN THE BABOONS OF THIS FORUM ATTEMPT TO FORMULATE IDEAS AND CONSTRUCT SENTENCES. THAT IS WHY I HAVE TAKEN TO MAKING DUPLICATE POSTS NOW. ONE FOR THIS FORUM, AND ONE FOR THE MAIN FORUM SO AS TO MAXIMIZE THE AMOUNT OF RESPONSES PER POST. IF YOU CHECK THE CORRESPONDING ENTRY ON THE MAIN FORUM, YOU WILL NOTICE THAT WRETCHEDLY CLOWNISH COON ENDO TOOK THE BAIT WHOLESALE. THAT SORT OF MINDLESS %#&@$!BABBLE AMUSES ME TO NO END. I AM ACTUALLY SURPRISED THAT I RECIEVED NO GENUINE RESPONSES REFERRING TO "MUH DEEK IZ HUUUGE," WHICH HAS BEEN A STAPLE DURING MY EXPERIENCE WITH THE ANIMALS HERE. MY ONLY THOUGHT ON THIS IS THAT PERHAPS THANKSGIVING WEEKEND SOMEHOW DISRUPTED THOSE SIMIAN TRASH MONSTERS` ACCESS TO THE COMPUTERS AT THE PUBLIC LIBRARY. AT ANY RATE, I BELIEVE I SHALL CONTINUE TO BAIT THESE LOUD STUPID MONKEYS, AS ANY ENJOYABLE OUTING TO THE ZOO ALWAYS INCLUDES A THOROUGH AGITATION OF THE BABOONS IN THE MONKEY ENCLOSURE. Note: If Jamal wants to get a %#&@$!ing job, he better know how to speak correct english, not this Negro bull%#&@$!... Right On Cracker! Ebonics joke: Knock, knock. Who`s there? I B. I B Who? I B Bilingual, whitey. Baby names for negroid males. Jamal, Jerome, Cleophus. Baby names for negroid females. LaShondra, Latisha, Shanaynay. The negroid mind has a common problem with conjugating the verb "to be", so they continue to refer to every- thing as "be" I be, You be, She/He/It be, We be, They be. YOU KNOW WHAT I`M SAYIN? - Used at the end of a sentence. Denotes a request for understanding from the Negroid individual. If you hear this repeatedly in a conversation, tell the Negro to speak properly. Question the Negro`s clarity. MUH %#&@$! IS EATIN` GREENS `N CORNBREAD - His girlfriend or wife is eating vegetables and cornbread. I GOTTA JET - I must leave at an immediately. The Negro must bail out his girlfriend or wife for selling crack and/or other toxic substances deemed inappropriate, lethal, and/or dangerous to society by the US Government. 10,000 - Used to denote an abscence of an individual. Mainly used to express a desire to leave the premise. I GOT YOUR BACK - Denotes a false sense of protection by one Negro to another. The Negro stating this will often flee the scene in immediate danger because the Negro is known for it`s footspeed. In otherwords, the Negro is a fast land mammal and/or homosapien. WHITEY, CRACKER, WHITEBREAD, HONKY - Adjectives used to describe a caucasian individual. There is no need to call the offending Negro a %#&@$!, junglebunny, jigaboo, or porchmonkey. This will just fluxuate into a violent scene and cause harm to you or the offending Negro. DOG - Not the domesticated mammalian which barks. Used to denote other Negros. OG - Old Gangsta. Used in the ghetto. Denotes authority in a territorial gang of Negros. Be aware that the Negro who is an OG is armed and dangerous. The Negro known as an OG will most likely being carrying a firearm (semi-auto), a beeper, and a pager. YO, HOMEY, LET`S PLAY HOOPS - Hello, Good Negro, Let us play basketball. Young black males are notorious for playing basketball. Infact, many Negroes on welfare buy $200 shoes and hit the court nightly. SMOKE HIM, FOO - Shoot him, friend. Used in ghetto culture to denote a killing of another homosapien. YOU BE TRIPPIN`, FOO - Your are paranoid, friend. May have other meanings denoted by monotone in voice, eg; You %#&@$!ed up. MY BAD - My mistake. The negroid often makes mistakes. If the negroid is fluent in ebonics, he will certainly use MY BAD. Some southerners have also adopted this phrase because they are equally as stupid as 98% of the negroid population inhabiting English-speaking North America. DISSIN` - Disrespecting a fellow negroid. An insult. Also; TO BE DISSED, YOU DISSIN` ME?, et al. YO MAMA - Your guess is as good as ours. Maybe the negroid finds your mother attractive, or the negroid thinks that by insulting your mother that he is insulting you. Maybe Jamal should take a course in human genetics as insults cannot travels telepathically through mother to child. CHRONIC - Used to denote marijuana. Synonym is used in gangsta rap songs. Marijuana has an adverse effect on the negroid nervous system, possibly giving them chronic bronchial infections. THEY GONNA GET THEY ASS SHOT UP - They are going to be shot repeatedly. The Negroid ghetto culture blatantly encourages violence against rival negroes and other races. GAT - Gun. Very Archaic. As known, many young negro males are notorious for owning stolen firearms. THIS %#&@$! IS WHACK - This situation is not correct. The negro mind cannot articulate a situation from a bowel movement. MUH JIMMY IS WHACKED - My %#&@$! is not functioning properly. GET MUH SWERVE ON - Get laid or have sex. Used often by negroid males who`s %#&@$! is crooked. Negroid males boast about having large %#&@$!es. Maybe that is why their inertia cause a crooked %#&@$!. GET MUH GRUB ON - Eating. They negroid diet usually consists of watermelon, ribs, and fried chicken. The African tribes often ate goat blood and fat. RIDE - Automobile. Many negroid males steal cars and take them for joyrides. This offense is punishable by up to 10 years in jail. DA BOMB - It is the greatest thing since cornbread. Since the negroid americans were not allowed to drop atomic bombs in WWII, they now refer to things they like as the bomb. Too bad radiation didn`t filter in the ghetto. I BE HANGIN` IN MUH CRIB - I am sitting in my dwelling. Many negroes refer to their domicile as a crib because when breast feeding they often sat in their crib`s masturbating to images of their mother`s breasts. WHERE BE DA HOES MANG - Where are the prostitutes, good citizen? Many negroes get high on a substance deemed toxic and pick up prostitutes because their wifes and/or girlfriends are pimped by other negroes. STEP OFF - Back down. Many negroid americans fall off buildings every year if they are not pushed off of them by fellow negroes. STEP OFF denotes a request from one negro to another to please be calm. If the negroes knocked over a 7-11, one negro maybe remorseful or nervous. If the negroes` hideout is on a building, they might fall off of that building. HOMEY - Friend. One negro may have homo erotic feelings for his friend and want to take him home. Back in the late 70`s during the explosion of street gangs, many negroes experimented with homosexuality. Another way this phrase could have come about is through crackhouses. Many negroes sell crack, so their fellow negroes at the crackhouse were known as homeys. G-FUNK/THANG - G denotes gangsta. Since many negroid youth are in gangs, and hardly bath, they smell funky. If someone is called G-THANG, they are often gangsta %#&@$!s as many young negroid women are gang raped. BRACE YERSELF FOO` - Prepare yourself for anything, my negro friend. It is estimated that a negro is shot every three seconds (what a shame), and the buzzphrase is BRACE YERSELF FOO`. The negro who is shooting says this as he points his firearm at point blank range and shoots the other negro. WORD TO YA MOMMA - I understand what you are saying to me. The reference to a mother denotes a negro`s affection for his mother or his friend`s mother. Most negro males have fathered 3 children before age 23. WORD UP - Again, I understand. Ebonics grammatic construction usually throws the preposition to the end. If you speak correct English, you know this is incorrect. KICKIN IT WITH THE HONEYS - Staying at home with a negroid woman/women. Many negroid males have sex frequently because their %#&@$!es are very large. Most negroid males have small brains, so they are compensated with their large %#&@$!es. KEEPIN IT REAL - I am keeping myself from impurities. In early 1996, the big fad about negroid males was a shavedhead. As all of us whities know, the negro fallows whatever the current fad is with foodstamps and welfare. PEEP THIS %#&@$! - Look at this. Many negroes stare at an object aimlessly for minutes or hours. The negro brain processes at 16Mhz/day. LAY BACK IN THE CUT - Sit in the car out of sight. If one negro is robbing the Maxi-Mart and his get-a-way driver is in the parking lot, the robber will say this to the driver so he will not get nervous when "The Man" comes to arrest them. PEACE OUT - Goodbye until I see you again, be careful where you may go. Again, the negroid construction throws the preposition to the end. Denotes a false sense of caring. The negroid often gets into unsafe situations with other negroids. Crime rate increases, more negroes die, while those negroes alive proceate. The ratio for negroes born to those killed is 3:1. The negroid has a high sperm count. IN DA HOUSE - I am present, commence the activities of crime, fornication, and drug abuse. Many negroes go to parties and fornicate, thus driving up the ratio above. WHOP YOUR ASS - I will assault you until I render you un- conscious. Denotes a threat from a negro to another negro. Many negroes beat each other unconscious everyday and cause many injuries. Whitey has them to thank for health insurance rates going up. HOOD RAT - A %#&@$! or nasty woman who lives in the ghetto. Many rats infest the ghetto, as many as the %#&@$!s that infest the same ghetto. The negroid male has sex with a HOOD RAT every so often, yet cannot rid their ghetto of the actual vermon, even with all of the firearms. KNOCKIN BOOTS - Having sex. Many negroid males sodomize HOOD RATS, SKANKS, HOES, and their mothers. The nasty women who live in the ghetto wear combat boots to stomp on the rats, thus when the negroid males are sodomizing the women, they are "Knockin` boots." [trick daddy](trina) Who's bad? who's bad? Who's bad? who's, who's bad? Who's bad? who's bad? (wait hold up) Who's bad? [trina] I'm representin' for the %#&@$!es All eyes on your riches No time for the little dicks You see the bigger the dick The bigger the bank, the bigger the benz The better the chance to get close to his rich friends I'm going after the big man G-string make his dick stand Make it quick then slow head by the night stand Like lightning i wanna nigga with a wedding ring Bank accounts in the philippines Blank note to take everything See i %#&@$! him in the living room While his children ain't home I make him eat it while my period on A little nasty ho, red-bone but a classy ho Young jazzy ho and don't be scared If you're curious just ask me hoes And yes dick sucking comes quite natural I'm da baddest %#&@$! what [trick daddy](trina) Who's bad? who's, who's bad? Who's bad? who's, who's bad? (%#&@$! i'm the baddest %#&@$!) Who's bad? who's, who's bad? Who's bad? who's, who's bad? [trina](trick daddy) See i hate hoes who take their niggas on talk shows and for hoes (y'all sold fool) See if i'm ever crossed or ever caught up in the cross And if it's your fault ho, i'm going off ho See i'm unemployed with no boss ho While y'all sucking dick for free i'm broke off ho See it pays to be the boss ho %#&@$! that's how you floss hoes X-rated elevated, buck naked And i'd probably %#&@$! your daddy If your mammie wasn't playa hatin' Cause i'm da baddest %#&@$! I'm da baddest %#&@$! what [trick daddy](trina) Who's bad? who's, who's bad? Who's bad? who's, who's bad? (%#&@$! i'm the baddest %#&@$!) Who's bad? who's, who's bad? Who's bad? who's, who's bad? (%#&@$! i'm the baddest %#&@$!) Who's bad? who's, who's bad? Who's bad? who's, who's bad? [trina] I got game for young hoes Don't grow to be a dumb hoe, that's a no-no See if you off the chains Stay ahead of the game, save up buy a condo Sell the %#&@$! by the grands And in months you own a benz Another week a set of rims See if i had the chance to be a virgin again I'd be %#&@$!ing by the time i'm ten See off glass is my motto Dick suckin in the auto Quick %#&@$!in 'bout to follow On the back of the truck Or when i'm dead %#&@$! drunk But i don't get high though I never took it up the %#&@$! Often tried but i pass And from what i heard it ain't bad I'm a curious %#&@$! who took off to get broke off From the baby's dad Cause i'm da baddest %#&@$! [trick daddy](trina) Who's bad? who's, who's bad? Who's bad? who's, who's bad? (%#&@$! i'm the baddest %#&@$!) Who's bad? who's, who's bad? Who's bad? who's, who's bad? (%#&@$! i'm the baddest %#&@$!) Who's bad? who's, who's bad? Who's bad? who's, who's bad? (%#&@$! i'm the baddest %#&@$!) Who's bad? who's, who's bad? Who's bad? who's, who's bad? (that's right i'm the baddest %#&@$!) Who's bad? JESSIE %#&@$! JACKSON Tue 29 November 2005, 21:22 IP Hash: 25EA9481CC07222CA165E7D86CBEA4 DBB751D8EB  Post a Reply        |
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