lucifer3000 im singleeeee lol - April 16, 2009 add/view comments (1) |
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SOOOOO.....about me huh?READ IT OR DONT BOTHER
...I love life...its worth every test, tear, car accident, bad relationship and %#&@$!ty tipper...i want to write a book one day...i dont belive in punctuation..life is just one long %#&@$! run on sentence.....i dont think mike touched them kids..
 im a local celeb(kind of a big deal lol)..tickle me and die...i love prince ..yes, purple rain is my favorite movie...i give good advice...the same advice i dont follow......i cant spell at all..(am i moving to fast 4 u?)...no im not from the hood..one more time not hood...but i am proud 2 be a black woman....(and i will get crazy and snatch my earings out if need be)u better vote Obama 08 or ill hunt u down....im nakid right now..(kidding just seeing if u were paying attention)
...i have 3 tats and 3 pericings...dont touch my hair.....i have a potty mouth.......i drool in my sleep..and snore....i talk %#&@$! like its my job....i am LOUD....also def.....im an educated black woman (dont be afraid..).no KIDS NONE not one..lol...yes i can pay for mine urs and ours..not broke...one more time not broke lol....no im not a stripper ..i hate an uneducated man smart is sexier than a big you know what..(umm... not that u shouldnt have both im sayin lol)...i love to read did i say that already?(not just them bull%#&@$! bet romance books(women, look past the afro american %#&@$! me perfect mandingo hero man that doesnt exist section)theres more books out there i promise ..i been through a lot but everyone has..whats ur story?..a man that knows to open a door for a woman and pull the car up when it rains might just be the thing that turns me on the most..why would someone that looks so sweet have such a evil name(im fuking evil)...lol..i cant give or follow directions.i hate cold weather. ...at one point in my life i thought about joining the circus then i relized i have no talent...reality check...im serious cant play pool no bowling i cant skate lol take me to a movies so i can sit still lol....there is no such thing as a man who reads ....if your this far im already impressed..its not always about a pretty face and a nice body...unless your a fool .....im a sucker for someone who can make me laugh..i play video games ..i ll watch sports without one complaint..(you like that dont u?)... ..i might have a drinking problem....i looove pictures of me of u of it all ...(and all these are recent pictures some of u need to get it together)....i would pay to know where pharell lives..i love N.E.R.D...(do u even know who that is)...google it......i think(therfore i am) a V.I.P everywhere I go...I know, terrible...im a lot meaner than i look...i listen to rock music..SO....im starting to like the south...shawty..lol....biggie is the greatest.....and mos def is poetic justice..yeah i suffered from ugly duckling syndrome...(thank you jenney jones)... ....i dont watch tv that often..but on demand has brought me back to the living room.i forget things...weed..(i may repeat myself also lol)...im a bit shallow at times.....bottom line im witty ,self absorbed,moody loveable,cranky,a tad demonic..SOOO if i dont know u and ur reading this ... welcome to my world...i love my life..thanks for reading and goodnight
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