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MAALLE73*
"IS IT JUST ME?"
IS IT JUST ME or whenever a guy on Blackplanet gives you HIS phone
number and tells you to call, he doesn`t have a damn thing to say,
but wants you to chat online half the night...but then conversation
online is more interesting than over the phone anyway... IS IT JUST
ME?
WHATEVER.....
IS IT JUST ME or after you call, they pretend to be interested,
then they say "Let me call you back" knowing DAMN well their not
going to, and they think your too dumb to realize it, like you
really give a shi@ if they don`t...IS IT JUST ME?
ANYWAY.....
IS IT JUST ME or now guys wanna just throw their phone numbers at
me like that`s what i want, obviously not getting the point of my
whole damn page...IS IT JUST ME?
NOT.....
IS IT JUST ME or is it ever since I started blasting brothas with
this IS IT JUST ME shi*, all the (so called) good guys are freakin`
coming out the wood work, but before a hardworking sista, like me,
couldn`t get any decent responses...IS IT JUST ME?
STOP PLAYIN`
IS IT JUST ME OR everytime I think i`ve found someone I could hit
it off with i`m wrong IS IT POSSIBLY JUST ME......?????????
DAM IT!!!!!
IS IT JUST ME OR aren`t there any guys on here that have their OWN
cars (keyword: OWN) not that everyone should have one but i`m not
willing to travel half way across america to meet someone that I
won`t like after meeting anyway....? IS IT JUST ME?????????
I KNOW IT AIN`T JUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS IT JUST ME OR does BP need to add a spell checker and
proof-reader so that when you read someones page the words and/or
sentences make sense. IS IT JUST ME???????
COULD IT REALLY BE JUST ME?????????
HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL LL NO
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car`s hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman`s bra.
2 VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one`s self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female.. The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one`s
partner.
Male.. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female....An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to
another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.
AND;
He said I don`t know why you wear a bra; you`ve got nothing to put
in it.
She said . . You wear pants don`t you?
He said..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That`s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while
I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
She said . . We don`t know; it has never happened.
She said . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good- looking?
He said ...... They already have boyfriends.
She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is
every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what`s in the fridge and
go to bed. Married women come home, see what`s in bed and go to the
fridge.
I`m a heterosexual woman (and loving it)with a professional head on
my shoulders. I have two daughters (not looking for a father for
them, they have`em thanks). I love to talk on the phone and online
and I am pretty much an open book for whoever wants to take the
time to read into me.
