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  • Member Since:

    Jun 25, 2009

  • Sex:

    Male

  • Dating Preference:

    Female

  • Relationship Status:

    Single


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Girlfriend Application

DISCLAIMER: Ladies sometimes the truth is brutal, and, honesty is what this page is. I could have made a page that, "tell them what they want to hear till you get what you want", but, I opted for keeping it real. Read with caution as I just wrote what others are really thinking. NOTE: I don't have time to respond to criticism so if you dont like what you are about to read dont send me a note just click the X button. I do mark BS spam and report to BP. Thanks.......

 

LAW OF ATTRACTION states that when you write down what you want the world gives it to you. I am writing down my most ideal girl for me in a perfect world. This is an open letter to you.

P.S. Although, reading the whole page is entertaining, I will underline and highlight the key points for quick reading retards...

I want a woman who is a, "genetic freak of nature" . Curvaceous, HUGE HUGE jiggly  butt(jello soft), flat stomach (small waist), phat hips, huge huge calves, phat jiggly thighs, big tits, soft body(jello soft all around). No stretch marks and no cellulite, pretty face and needs no make up. A woman who works out 7 days a week with weights, can play basketball, and body still looks soft, womanly, and, not hard, flexible for a thicky chicky(this is a very tall order to ask).Very good hygiene(pheromes)A woman who has a sweet sounding voice (that could be that of a 900 # operator). An adventursome renaissance woman who dont just do things mediocre, but, does them above and beyond my own expectations. Passionate about pleasing me and does so with accuracy, she knows how to keep me motivated. I want a woman who can be my dietician, personal fitness trainer, chef, maid, massuese, chauffuer(you'll be required to drive cross country often on trips reading maps), self defense trainer, bodyguard (gun licence needed), personal assistant, and anything else I need. She is the type of woman that will go to school/college take courses, etc (i.e. race car driving, auto mechanic, CDL etc), to do all those things to be on top of our household. She has no kids, no pets, and no obligations, (except to ensure I am protected and on top of mine). She never complains or get mad. She is a voyeur, and "spies" because she is turned on by it (she loves to watch me talking with women and having sex). She don't mind my outright open relationships and will even cook, clean, and drive around any guest that comes over for me. We can go to strip clubs together and be together 24/7 because I don't have to hide and creep around like most men. She does not smoke and if she drinks it is maybe twice a year if at all. Also, she don't mind living whereever I want to live. She likes the sun and hates cold and clouds, so, living in a warm sunny climate is neccessary year round.

N: She is 21 or older and will be still a virgin and will be able to SWSC in P&A (my fantasy right, don't ask what acronyms mean thats my secret for my own reference).

This is an open letter to you the flawless one who's only mission is to make sure her man is on top.

Now I wrote my law of attraction piece it is up to the universe to provide it.

  SEND A NOTE, OR, HAVE YOUR FRIEND WHO IS A MATCH DO SO.Applications are at the top of this page.

 R.I.P. Steve Mcnair.......Condolence to his family ......his wife went to nursing school just so she could nurse his injuries.

 

 

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