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***Check Out My Blackplanet Style Page*** here is the link http://style.blackplanet.com/m idwes4 BOREDOM BESETS ME LIKE A PACK OF WILD HOUNDS ON A BLOODY FOX! -Goodie Mob skit Still Standin (c) 1997 The following infomation was written during moments of total boredom and deep thought, please note that i do have a life and insted of writing poems, cliches, and material straight off a chain letter, I give you.... My Thoughts WARNING: There are a lot of words on this page, and I know too many words can scare black folks, so dont worry, I dont mind if you just look at all the pictures and hit my messenger up asking me questions that are answered on the page. I understand completely. MSN Messenger: midwes4 Y! Messenger: midwes4   For some reason I have a MySpace page like you havent already seen enough of me... but help my page out. Holla atcha boy www.myspace.com/midwes4 Who Am I????? Note: Most of this stuff was written a while ago, I been too lazy to start over.... just so you know.. Known to the online world as MidWes, 28 year young fella originally from Chicago. Now I reside in Jacksonville Florida, formerly served a multi-year, multi-thousand dollar contract with the US Armed Forces. Im 9 years strong in my career as an Electronics Technician. Single and as a bonus... no kids!!! Wild sense of humor among other things. Not currently seeking a relationship but could be easily convinced. (**Update as of July 22nd 2006 ** It wouldnt hurt to be back in love... thats all Im gonna say for now)Alright thats my story at least the way its presented to me. Dont let this be the last time you visit my page, I have more material in store for your entertainment needs. US Citizen or Resident Alien Some psychological defects are welcome Types 40 wpm or better No more than 3 misdememors or 2 felonies More children than income will allow Lazy is a plus Stalker Potential is a DEFINATE (must know how to effectively key a car and slash a tire) Culinary skills not necessary Loud and Ghetto gets you in the door Rude and disrespectful gets youthe top spot. But For Real Older women are welcome 21+ preferred Good Sense of Humor Positive mind Womanly Persona (you cant walk and talk harder than me) Energetic and Loving However Strong and Firm I am: God Fearing 6 feet 180lbs. Straight Working Single Independent Positive Somethings You May Or May Not Wanna Know About Me I... ..am a Sprint User ..aint with that gay shiit (scuse my lingo) or that TransSexual Shiit ..got bullied as a youth, but learned how to fight when niccas started shootin folks ..am tired of yall callin pop "soda" ..never been stalked, but very optimistic that it will happen someday ..am sick of these dumb reality shows ..can fit the ones in the gold wrapper ..am trying to reach a level of fitness where I'll never have to wear a shirt again ..am not a model .... ... yet! ..skate on Sundays ..sleep more at work than I sleep at home ..can consume heavy amounts of Hennesey at the club and keep my composure ..dont scare easily, and if I see you jump at a scary movie Im gonna clown you ..just recieved a fetish for older women ..have been told that I take too many pictures of myself.. coincidentally it was by someone that I don't consider very attractive ..would get naked for money ..actually had sex on a beach (it aint all that) ..look in the toilet after I use it ..smell good at bedtime, even if Im sleepin alone ..LOVE MY MOMMA!!!! (with her ghetto self) ..speak to this guy named "Self" from time to time, he is actually a good person to talk to ..wish porn stars knew how to act ..wonder why condoms come in assorted colors ..wanna slap the shyit outta R. Kelly and Michael Jackson (leave our little boys and girls alone) ..will continue to listen to their music tho ..think yall should stop hating on Kobe ..Didnt Vote, very proud of it too, still grateful that I as a black man am able to decide which jackazz I want to run this country ..Am baffled trying to figure out why the married women have the sexist pages on BP ..Am even more baffled as to why married women describe their body parts like they are single.. lack of attention at home is a muah f.... I guess us fellas need to step our games up... ??? ..write stories on MySpace you should check them out.. hit me with a note I'll give you the link .. am sooooo old school, chill with me on Sundays youll see. ..have a mental twin.. Shouts to my homegirl April!!! Black People Stop..!!!! ..Naming your kids after no good niccas i.e. their fathers (Ive been a victim of this too) ..Lookin people in their face and not speak ..Trying to cuss people out on text messages and emails and the only thing spelled right is the cuss word ..Putting powder on your chest knowing ya azz aint washed no where(in a country voice) ..Puttin rims on lemon cars ..Beggin ..Blaming the white man for everything, we not in the 1900`s anymore ..Going to church in club clothes ..Killing each other (seriously) ..Letting people walk aroun with chapped lips and you got a whole jar of vaseline in your possesion ..Letting folks walk around with hot breath and you got case of Altoids in your possesion ..Getting hostile in the club when a chick dont want to talk to you ..Buying phony Jordans and Air Force Ones ..Calling yourselves descriptions that dont fit you like pimps(the opposite sex doesnt look your way) hustlas(u are broke.. beggin aint a legit hustle) and a dime(you look like Abe Lincoln on the penny) whatever happened to being just a regular person?? ..Cheatin on your spouses ..Misusing child support money ..Giving these children names that will take them 20 years to learn how to spell ..Believing R. Kelly and Michael Jackson is innocent (wake up.. did I mention that one already) ..Misusing such phrases like.. keep it real...hating on me.. on my grind.. know what im sayin.. thats on my momma.. Im not fat Im thick.. etc. etc. To be continued... Now you know I gotta say my peice about Caucasians... Do White People Know... ..That their children are actually talkin back and rebeling against them ..That Black women arent mad at the white women for taking that sorry excuse for a black man off their hands ..How to count votes?? ..If a black person wanted to rob you, walking on the other side of the street and clutching your purse is very ineffective ..They got us real good with the DC Sniper... how did yall do that Im still amazed. .. It take waaaaaay more for a Black person to be racist than a white person.. for example Black man calls a white guy a cracker, white guy laughs...White guy calls a black man a N!gger... somebody gets killed. ..That they two can sing their favorite song out loud like black folks do all day long. ..That Paul Wall is just very lightskinned. ..They don't own the whole damn country... that you can get your azz whipped like the next man for cutting a brother off in traffic and rolling your eyes. (ahem..Scuse me but Im not racist.. I just notice some common things amongst common people) Great Moments In Black History!!!! OJ... Not Guilty Marvin Gaye, Destinys Child, and Whitney Houston sings the National Anthem Michael Jordan In the 1990's Michael Jackson In the 1980's Bill Clinton gets head from Monica Lewinski 2 black coaches reach the Super Bowl My Moms And Pops Decided To Have A Lil Boy!!! My Moms And Pops Decide to Divorce... Damn thats cold The Theatrical Release Of The Motion Picture Friday Pimp C Released From Prison More To Come... WHERE IM FROM  If you look on ya maps, there is a state in the middle of the country towards the top named Illinois.. I call it the Illa "I". If you lookin at that state there is this biggass city right off Lake Michigan named Chicago, or "The Chi" Thats where I grew up and it was hard but fun times.  I Remember.. ..walkin backwards to the bus stop (cta pictured below) to keep the cold winter wind from ripping my face off ..when gas used to be 78 cent at Clark ..when the late Harold Washington was the mayor..(I am one of those people who believed white folks poisoned him) ..when all you saw riding down the Dan Ryan Expressway was project hi rises (refer to the opening credits on Good Times) ..my grandmother being the sweetest woman Ive ever interacted with.. Sarah Singleton (1922-1996) ..gettin beat with a high heel shoe ..when the Chicago Bulls ran the 1990`s ..being mistaken for rival gang members ..every gang handshake ..my hormones raging watching girls jump double dutch when i was an 8th grader ..going skating at The Rink, Rainbo, The Route, and clubbin at E2 and the Prop House (not on Friday nights if you know what i mean) ..Free Lunch ..just about every street from Lake Shore Drive to Harlem Ave. ..breakdancin at The Point ..When Psychodrama, Twista and Do or Die`s albums dropped ..how to get downtown from the southside in less than an 15 minutes during rush hour ..slapboxin with a slow M`er F`er, who would eventually get mad and throw a punch (Jamal you a punkazznicca for that) ..gettin jumped by 6 people (Yall was some pussassniccasfor that) ..when Shawn threatened that he was gonna throw a brick through my window and I beat hisass again for that ..when Shawn beat me up in front of the twins that live across the street from me ..a few other fights me and Shawn had. ..when Mr. Jackson gave me (his best student) an F in Afro American History (how do you as a black man in a mixed school fail one of your black students), and I would say kiss myass but I didnt need that class to graduate or gain moreknowledge about myheritage, so insted I thank you. ..the last year of high school, all the people who made my life worth living through all the hard times of growing up, my true friends, enemies I had that became my homies, and all the ladies that i didnt have a chance to sleep with(which would be all of them). ..Finally leaving Chicago to become a MAN. SHOUTS TO GEORGE WASHINGTON HS CLASS OF 1995-2001 BUT YALL KNOW C/O 1998 RAN IT. ***Do not leave obscene photos and ads in myguestbook. Whoever you are you got people thinking I am a perverted fella, even though I enjoyed the photos, I rather not have them on display, so NO I DIDNT APPRECIATE THAT!!!!*** ***The New Blackplanet is nice and all but can somebody tell someone that the rate me section is not that serious. I think its a lil strange sending people notes asking them what you rated them. These are peoples opinions about your picture based on a number scale. Please stop, thats very LAME!!! The only ones that do it is those with a low average any way. So my question to you is what are you gonna do If I gave you a 1??? You cant whip myass! Are you gonna give me a 1? Please do, I dont care. Haters make the world go round. Ok thats enough of that... bottom line Im gonna pray for you.*** ****ROTFLMBAO at some of these rate me pictures... aight this is the last comment Im gonna make on that subject, but people..!!! People Pleaseeee!!!! Clean up your dayum room before you snap the photo... These backgrounds are off the chain... Nasty folks!! How your profile gonna say that you are looking for a certain kind of man and you already giving that man a bad impression with that dirtyass room...Wooooowwww..Lmao..Ok That was the last one.**** ***I do apreciate the love that I have recieve regarding my content on my page. If I have made you smile today, my job is well accomplished. Thanks for stopping by and feel free to come again.*** Frequently Asked Questions Q: Hi A: No Im not I stopped smoking when I joined the military Q: Whats good A: The opposite of bad Q: What it do (or dew)? A: How the %$#@ do you answer that??? Q: Are you single A: No Im Wes who are you **Wow, I cant believe you read all that, well now you have a general idea of who I am. Even though I put my whole life story on here... you still dont know the half. But thanks for readin tho.. Have a good one and be nice to all people. **PRAY FOR WHITNEY HOUSTON!!** **SOME PEOPLE SAY CUCUMBERS TASTE BETTER PICKLED -Dave Chappelle **Dont throw rocks in YOUR glass house** **Make Love Not War... Give Head Not Hell** **Please stop trying to use my content against me, Im just real enough to tell the world about my embarrasing moments, I dont want to have to put you on blast** Shouts!!!! The BP General Relationship Forum Family (unofficial title) All The Cool Jacksonville Peeps People In Virginia That Still Visit My Page People In Chicago That Still Visit My Page Every Member Of The Armed Forces That Visit My Page Single Mothers Guys That Visit The Page And Not Send Me Gay Notes |
