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I have been thinking alot about erasing all this craziness that is on my page when I realized I can't do it. I just can't do it....it would be like denying myself. so I modified it a bit and I realize " i fcuked my sh!t up. but if you really want to get to know me just take a little time out of your day and read it. dont read it at work you might get fired and I cant have that on my conscience. go home, eat a meal, watch tv, talk to the people you need to ( your mama ya boys,billcolectors, your late light "guest stars") thensit down and read it, you will definately get to know me. enjoy. alright men let me just put this out there that Im not looking for a husband. I talked to a guy off bp and he basically was seeing if I was wife material. Im not looking for that now Im just enjoying life right now so don't come at me expecting marrige I don't believe in dating that way. If you like me or want to get to know me start a convesation,"how bout those bears?" that's it! you don't have to ramble off your bio or your accomplishments like " I save six afgahnny women for getting the heads chopped off" or " I made 400 million dollars by the age 21 , I went to Tulane and have so and so degrees. I DON'T CARE! DO YOU LIKE ME? I HOPE I DON'T COME OFF THAT SHALLOW TO YOU? Im not not but you do have to attractive to me. that's it and then we can go through the application process.Im picky too,i must warn you.

I am the bachalor grim reaper! I am sure you don't know what the fcuk I am talking about but I will explain. I met a guy who was in denial about his true feeelings for his girlfriend, that he did not tell me about until later.He is hansome, sweet and fcukable. I was at his house trying to get to him until he realiozed he loved his girlfriend and wanted to marry her. they were on a Hiatus or break because he was not sure he wanted to marry the girl after two years of being together. I guess I reminded him of the chick but I was not her so .......... he was feeling me but he did not want me. he was giving my mammories or Boobs some attention, when it was time to show want i can do, I leaned in for a kiss .............................. .......he turned away. ......That sh!t can fcuk a chick up you know . I have been in this position before,more than twice and it has never gotten that far before. at the point were you are half naked and the guy is like "i can't do this I feel like I'm m cheating." for one where are the single version of these guys because I trynna get that. And two why are you with me if you knew there was an incling of doubt in your mind that you wanted another woman? I don't want to sound selfish but will someone think of my emotions and my needs?I mean, Damn all I wanted was someone to pull my hair ,smack my %#&@$!, touch me on the inside and make me feel good. not to be so foward but it was what I wanted that night. I m not a loose woman or any thing but I am a woman fresh out of a relationship were I did not love that person anymore and I realized I don't want to be in a relationship today. IM tryin to find myself. but what I am finding out about me is that I am too nice of a woman for these N99as and too much of a Nigga for the white guys. Men, you want a %#&@$! to kick yo %#&@$! and feed you table scraps, thats a panty wetter for you B!tches. But a real chic chick Like me will cater to you and feed you a 4 course mea,l bucky Naked, in 6' sexy stiletto heels and you will be turned off. after the incident I talk to the guy about his realtionship epiphany and told him if you want her don't wait because we don't. he told me I reminded him of her but she B!tchy. I asked why a nice chick like me can't get someone who feels like you? he and answer my question truthfully, "men want what they don't want." eat ya bread women.

Well I have been back home in New Orleans for 2 months fighting Giant mutant spiders, nosey roaches and Peeping tom mice.so now I am bored, I have a car and NOwhere to go. this sucks!

Well at the end of this week I will be in a Uhaul heading back to the city that everyone forgot. Im pretty scared to go back to New Orleans because I know it won't be the same. I won't be able to use the internet for a looooooong time. All my friends are in Texas and my favorite sister. we went to sixflags and road the titan together. That b!tch will make u poot alil bit on the 2,000 ft drop but I love that ride.

my birthday was okay I went to "David and Buster" ,got a pony (stuffed) and I got the greatest gift of all..... my Bluetooth earpiece! JOY! I feel so fancy and important! lol so now I can say I am very ready for this not- so-new millenium. I got my nice expensive cell phone, bluetooth to match and my MP3 player(not an ipod but the b!tch was $26.00 less the a ipod) plus Im cute and I just got a caboose......... man Imma get robbed and raped when I go home........Sh!t ! Next I need a car or mace and a Buspass. Don't get it twisted I still carry my dirtybox cutter and a homemade blowtorch and I use them well.

Well people, I tell ya, Dallas, tx ain't been no crystal stairway. I have offically decided to go back to my beloved New Orleans and struggle with my peeps. NO offense but I hate north dallas,why because it sucks! I have to drive an hour or so to get go to the damn ghetto and the when I get there it too damn country. people are always commenting on the way I speak. My co-worker always tell me " your accent sounds so weird, you say words so different." sometimes I want to yell " B!tch ! Im from another state you piece of sh!t ! Some of these tx folks make them look and sound bad. For example I went to this great shopping " area" called "Big T's bazzare" You can get an outfit with shoes to match and a purse plus you can get you hair, nails and tattoo done in the same place and go to church before you go to the club iin this building. when I went there the local men were all wearing the same hair style; the bald fade shag. shag.......shag............... Shag..............A ............ A FCUKIN SHAG! That Sh!t went out with ronnie , bobby, ricky and mike........plus with a bald fade! they could alest sport a ceasar with it. if you don't know what Im talking about think of the buddist how they are bald on top and the sides but have hair on 50% of the back of thier heads.And the chicks are no different they wear wigs done up in hairstyles. you can't see their hair lines or scalps so you know it's a wig. and the %#&@$! looks nasty and it cost.

I have a My space page now there, are updated pics of me. I don`t know how to do all the fancy bullsh!t that everybody else do. and I need friends.
I found out I live in "North Dallas" and it`s sucks because I live near pizza hut headquater and richfolks. I heard all the black folk are in oakcliff and duncanville.I have never been to these places but if do I will feel like ceily from the color purple when nettie came back and brought her kids.great movie. I met one guy, but I didn`t meet him welcomely, he stalked me from my job and then at the valley veiw mall and then he shown up at my job, again.I don`t talk to him at all but he makes time out of his day to call me 3 times a day.I don`t answer beause I don`t like to waste my minutes. thats the most action I have had in two long celebate years. please don`t stalk me. I am not that cute and I have a violent reaction to people who purposely make me feel uncomfortable.
OKay I amputtng this on my page in hopes that someone will read it but I know that won`t happen. If you do read this respond with your thoughts.
My people, eat ya bread when it is offered to you because it seems alot of you are malnutritioned in the mind. I was reading the responses about the HIV/AIDS forum On BP and a large groupof our young African Americans {MAINLY MALES} are uneducated on Sexually transmitted diseases.Some people still believes its a gay, whiteman`s and crack addict disease when its Every sexually active person`s problem, just like taxes and Death.we need to become educated on STDS, if you loves to have sex you should educate yourself on it like any other thing you love to do like driving.A dear friend of mine has HPV {human papilloma virus A.K.A gential warts} and 99% of men she tell what she has do not know or understand what she has.it`s one of the most common long term disease next to HIV and AIDS but it`s not fatal. guys ask her if she has AIDS she says "no and I don`t want to get it!" I`m avery inquizitive person and I ask men the question that everywoman should know the answer to.I ask" if you have AIDS or any other STD would you tell your sex partner?" and I guarntee the answer is always "no" or "FRUCK NO!" Because they don`t wanna know and that selfish. I do ask guys why "you have unpretected sex do you know you can catch something?" " man Ipull out! Ain`t gone git nothing if I pull out ,and the sh!t feels good without a rubber."but you do.
women are not different either but more nai`ve. Ladies if a dudes tells you "I love you" to have unprotected sex with you,remember this love means so many things, but it does means to have unprotected casual sex.Because to men, L-o-v-e are just letters in the alphabet to form words and s-e-x is just a f-i-x to stop their balls from throbbing. AIDS is real.HIV is real. HPV is real. Chlamydia,trichomoniasis,genit al herpes, syphilis and hepatitis B are all real.If youwanna know about these sexually transmitted dieseases and more read a goddam book or google it instead of pictures of lil bow wow or melissa ford`s horse-mouth a$$. GET TESTED and Have a nice day!
who I am 23 no kids
TRUSTWORHTY
round the way chick with a cute face and a chubby waist
intellegent {but I can`t spell to save my life}
all natural=no weave,no saline tittes & no collegen, I can`t afford that
INDEPENDENT
An indiviual
sweet as candy
goofy as hell {when I tell ya I am goofy I AM GOOFY! I WAS RAISED THAT WAY IT`S ALLIN MY FAMILY!IT`S CONTAGOUS TOO! So if you are too mellow and cool don`t even try to talk to me,point blank!}
have no time for games
cooler than the otherside of the
pillow
a lady
Goal oriented
not skinny or huge
classy
have self respect { which means I don`t run around like a $2.00 loose floosey. I knowthat hurt some of y`all feelings.}
crazy like a soup sandwich
ungirly
single like a one dollar bill
monogmous {when I`m in a relationship}
things I love in a potential mate
single
between ages 23-34 no older no younger
Handsome
nice or Sweet or KIND!{pick one}
taller than 5`7 {that`s my height}
slim or muscular{just not sickly lookin}
goofy as hell {when I tell ya I am goofy I AM GOOFY! I WAS RAISED THAT WAY IT`S ALL IN MY FAMILY!IT`S CONTAGOUS TOO! So if you are too mellow and cool don`t even try to talk to me,point blank!}
a gentleman or classy (pick one) not a prevert
Tattoos are a must
TRUSTWORHTY
educated
race doesn`t matter
can`t be fake
has to be able to fix stuff
truthfull
sense of humor and able to make me laugh
patient
crunk like Lil` john, YYYEEEAHH!

I like thick eyebrows but you gotta have a left and a right one.
good music. Luda, A.keys, Van Hunt, lyfe{ I like his voice},stevie wonder,Common, etc.

unicorns
food.

gambling. I played craps.

I like snakes and Chinchillas {not for appearal for pets.

reading, learning new things and useless information. Sharks can`t move backwards.

ludacris

men who look like ludacris,such a turn on.

movies. friday,carlito`s way, finding nemo(tear gerker),kill bill,john Q.should`ve bee Denzel`s oscar moment.

ludacris

GOD

men I dont want

I don`t need:
A pretty boy.If you`re handsome that`s great! I know I am not all that jazzy and what not but I don`t need a nergo who looks way better than I.pretty Ricki,Tony,and Chico,fcuk off.And coffee cake dudes too.If you got craig Mack Craters, No. I`m not vain, this is my prefrence.

materialistic men. I don`t care how many gold chains,Nikes, Jordans you have. If you have a place to stay,a job, and trasportation to get to me, call me.

A man who thinks rapping and athletic skill is the only way to get out. It`s cool if you`re good at it but have a fall back. We don`t need another rapper, we need Doctors,lawyers,accountants, morticians.(funeraldirectors make hella bank. right location you too can be a mutli-millionair.)

vain bastard!I love muscular men! Recently I messed with guy who verymuscular and sexy but he was hung up on himself and I told him I moved away. We didn`t have sex but I`m glad,he was a drumroll to the crickets.If your handsome and fine I like it but it`s ugly when you flaunt it in tasteless manner.

text messengers. If you are texting someone while I sitting next to you Im not for you.

my space %#&@$!s. if your top 44 friends list is all the girls you met and had sex with because of myspace take me offf your list.

baby daddies! I like kids, I don`t have kids, I don`t want tobe step-mom before Iam one.

FATHER FIGURES!!! I have a dad and I`m not too fond of him so ages 29-99, only thing a young woman can do for you is fcuk you and suck you. you may think there`s a level for connection But your mind is too young for her.

clingy men.Back up and give me three feet Ni99a.

Liars.Be different and tell the truth.

buttfcukers. how bout I fcuk you real hard in tha azz with a 9`x6` cucumber with glass in it. believe me you`ll change your mind.If you men ever been in the hosptial or just had a caphiter inserted in you rec-room {a.k.a. rectum} it hurts.

mystery men, I hate surprises!

Down low men.I despise DL men. It sickens me. Not only are you fooling yourself but women and true gay men. Hoeass-b*tches.

suicidal men.If you gon kill yourself don`t take me with you cuz I got Sh!T to do tomorrow like, live.

abusive men,I willthrow grits on youand salt for spite.Bring it bytch!

NYMPHOS I don't mean to toot my own horn but I do have the stamina of Marion Jones high on crack and pixie stick to be unatheletic so I can go for hours and I can hold "IT" for days til Im ready to explode, and Im almost totally freaky ( i don't do the butt thing or more than two bodies in the room thing or girls) But don't show up at my job in a rain slicker with some cowboy boots and a zebra G-string because I will call security even if we live together. I'll call Mr. jerry!

oversexed men!Calm down,I like it too but not that much cuz I got things to do.GO READ A BOOK AND GET OFF ME!

cheaters. if you`re not satisfied with the one you got do her a favor and let her go.besides, you probly not fulfilling her or the other woman`s needs.

PRISSY FU-FU MEN.These are men who take the whole metrosexual thing to another level and use lofasand sh!t.Baby you are in denial,you don`t want me you want the dude next to me.


And Finally moma`s boys and son-husbands.you may think it`s the same butthey are diferent.Moma`s boys are men who still let their mothers dictate their whole lifeand son-husbands are men who do everything like a husband with their mom except sex.


If you feel offended by anything I said,shut up. Ifyou think I haveissuses you should have known,and pooh on you! Now if you are in a relationship with a person who fits these discriptions, run as fast as youcan from them because these are symptoms to a bad relationship and bad chi. Now if you Like what I have to say, thanx!