The most memorable butt-whoopin' that I have ever recieved was from my grandmother, Miss Lillian Walker. My granny was a very strong, loving woman who would do anything for anyone and she took care of the neighborhood, but one day, when I was 10 years old, I thought that I could get out of character with her and I actually HIT her in her face (THE AUDACITY!!) This 70-something year-old woman DOG-WALKED me from one end of the front porch to the next!!! I promise, she moved BETTER than Ali in his... (continue reading)
