Your probably asking why the name Mrticklebone? well im a comedian
and my brother gave me that name. Not really here to find love but
do like chatting with friends. I love to laugh and have always been
that way so please stop by and tell me what you think. That was a
little basement randition i did a few months ago just to try stand
up Also email me at
mrTicklebone@live.com and tell me what you think about the little
clip and just say whats up love!
listen to me talk to this cable operater about people calling my
house, this is what i call forrest gumbo!!!!
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A GOOD MAN OR A GOOD TIME?
WOOOO WAIT A MINUTE, I REALLY DONT DO THE POEM THING EVEN THOUGH I CAN. I GUESS I'VE BEEN UP HERE FOR A WHILE AND I JUST WANT TO VENT A LITTLE. I GUESS MOST PEOPLE ON BLACK PLANET ARE LOOKING FOR LOVE LUST AND LIES! YOU STOP AT MY PAGE AND SEE MY PROFILE AND YOU HAVE YOUR OWN THOUGHTS ABOUT ME. SOME SAY HE'S STUCK UP OR MAYBE SOME SAY HE'S TO TALL AND NOT REALLY ANYTHING, ITS COOL WE ALL CANT LIKE THE SAME FLAVOR ICE CREAM. IM 30 YEARS OLD, NO CHILDREN, OWN MY OWN BUSINESS AND DO A LOT OF OTHER VENTURES. I LOVE TO GO OUT TO THE MOVIES, BOWLING OR I CAN JUST STAY AT HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR TOES AND WATCH MOVIES!!LOL JK..
I LOVE WOMEN, I SAY THIS BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND THE MEANING. I DISLIKE FAKE WOMEN, WOMEN WHO ACT LIKE YOU WANT A REAL MAN BUT YOU REALLY WANT ATTENTION. AND THATS FINE JUST DONT ACT LIKE YOU AINT WHAT YOU ARE!! IF YOUR NOT FINISHED PARTYING AND NEED SOME MORE TIME TO CHASE FALSE DREAMS AND SEE IF YOU CAN HAVE THAT DUDE WITH THE EXPENSIVE HOUSE WHOS GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU THEN COOL! MOST OF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TAUGHT HOW TO TAKE CARE OF A MAN ANYWAY SO HE GONNA LEAVE YOU!! YOUR ONLY GOOD FOR SEX AND MOST OF THE TIME THAT AINT GOOD!
WAKE THE HELL UP AND LIVE YOUR LIFE, LOOK FOR MORE THAN JUST ATTENTION AND MONEY.
I KNOW HALF OF YOU ARE SCARED BECAUSE EVERY DUDE IN YOUR LIFE TOLD YOU THEY LOVED YOU, MAYBE THEY HURT YOU AND YOU TRY YOUR BEST TO STAY AWAY. WELL I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING, HAVE YOU CHECKED OUT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU JUDGED ANYONE ELSE, HAVE YOU SEARCHED YOURSELF TO SEE THE PROBLEMS YOU MAY HAVE?? THATS WHY I LOVE THE FACT THAT GOD KEPT ME SINGLE SO LONG, HONESTY I GOT TO SEE THE DIRT IN MY LIFE, ALL MY FAULTS AND PAINS AND IM ABLE TO SEE NOW WHAT I NEED. I NEED A BUILDER, A WOMEN ON A MISSION WHO CAN BE FAITHFUL AND KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS!!! KNOW WHAT YOU WANT AND BE HONEST AND DONT WASTE YOUR LIFE TRYING TO PROVE TO YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS THAT YOU HAVE IT TOGETHER WHEN YOU DONT! YOU ALWAYS WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW YOU HAVE THE BEST OF EVERYTHING WHEN YOU DONT! LADIES STOP THINKING THAT EVERY MAN RESPONDS TO THAT %#&@$!TY BEHAVIOR, THATS NOT WHAT EVERY MAN WANTS. IVE BEEN AROUND A WHILE AND DATED PLENTY WOMEN AND 99% OF THEM THINK BEING SEXY GETS A MANS ATTENTION. A REAL MAN WANTS COVENANT, AN AGREEMENT, A WOMEN HE CAN TRUST. NOW WHAT DOES TRUST MEAN? MAKING SURE YOU DONT CHEAT? MAKING SURE YOU SHARE YOUR MONEY? MAYBE EVEN BUYING YOU STUFF AND TAKING CARE OF YOU?? NONE OF THEE ABOVE, TRUST IS TELLING, REAL, UNDERNEATH, STUFF, TO YOU!!! I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS SO THAT IT CAN HELP YOU UNDERSTAND MEN.95% OF MOST MEN ARE HURT BUT THEY WONT LET YOU KNOW, AND IM NOT TALKING RELATIONSHIP. IM TALKING ABOUT LIFE, GOD MADE HIM FOR YOU AND YOU FOR HIM BUT MOST OF US ARE LIKE THAT TOY THATS SLIGHTLY BROKEN, IT WILL WORK BUT NOT TO THE REAL EFFECTIVENESS. MEN NEED A WOMEN THAT CAN BE THAT MOTHER THAT SHE WAS INTENDED TO BE, THAT SWEET BOSOM AND WOMB HE CAN REST IN AND GROW TO HE MATURES! WHERE HURT LADIES AND YOU HAVE TO DIG DEEPER TO SEE IT, I PROMISE YOU IF YOU GET IN YOU'LL REALLY SEE SOME STUFF YOU NEVER KNEW WAS THERE! I NEED A WOMEN WHOS READY TO BUILD WITH ME, LOVE ME AND ALL MY GARBAGE AND MEAN PROBLEMS! I MIGHT BE INSECURE, I MIGHT BE SCARED, THE WORLD MAY HAVE MADE ME FEEL THAT IM NOT WORTHY OF CALLING MYSELF A MAN. CAN YOU BUILD?
OK OK NOW FOR WHAT WE ALL NEED, TRUTH TALK!
NO POEMS NO JUNK JUST REAL TALK LADIES, CAN WE TALK BOO BOO, PEACHES, HONEY BUN!
LADIES! I HAVE TO START BY SAYING HELLO AND THANK YOU FOR READING MY MESSAGE BECAUSE TRUTHFULLY I REALLY DONT READ OTHER PEOPLES. IM GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE SCOOP ON MEN REAL QUICK, SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT AND DARN IT IT MIGHT AS WELL BE ME. CHARM, WIT AND CHARACTER ARE ALL THE THINGS THAT CAN ATTRACT YOU TO A MAN. IF HE'S FINE THEN THATS A PLUS. BUT WE ALL KNOW FINE IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER! THERE WERE SOME GIRLS I THOUGHT WAS FINE BUT OTHER PEOPLE THOUGHT WAS TRASH. MOST MEN WANT A FINE AND SEXY FEMALE, I CANT LIE TO YOU I DO TOO! BUT! THERES A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY WANTING A FINE FEMALE AND OTHER MENS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW? I WANT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE BUT I ALSO WANT COMMITMENT! MOST MEN WANT FINE BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES, THEY WANT TO SEE HOW MANY WOMEN THEY CAN GET! MEN WANT SEX, ALL DAY LONG MOST MEN THINK ABOUT IT. SEX TO MEN IS LIKE A DRUG, WE CRAVE IT LIKE CRACK. SEX TO WOMEN IF DIFFERENT, ITS MORE EMOTIONAL , WOMEN WANT TO BE DESIRED. THERES NO SUCH THING AS PRINCE CHARMING! YOU ETHIER WANT A COMMITMENT OR YOU DONT. YOU ETHIER WANT THE WHITE PICLET FENCE WITH THE LITTLE RUG RATS RUNNING AROUND OR YOU DONT. MEN NEED A FOCUS IN LIFE, THEY NEED A DRIVE, ITS LIKE FOOD TO THERE EGO. WE AS MEN HAVE EGO'S, WE NEED THE VERBAL FOOD WITCH MAKES US WANT TO DO ANYTHING. AND A REAL WOMEN WHO KNOWS THAT IS VERY DANGEROUS! I SEE MANY PAGES WITH WOMEN SHOWING BIG BOOBS, THICK THIGHS, AND A PRETTY FACE AND THINK THATS WHAT WILL GET MENS ATTENTION, MENS REAL ATTENTION. ERIC BENET CHEATED ON HALLE BERRY BOO SO THAT TELLS YOU LOOKS AINT EVERYTHING. MOST PEOPLE REALLY DONT KNOW WHO THEY ARE OR WHERE THEY FIT IN ON EARTH AND IN LIFE. TELEVISION, OR SHOULD I SAY TELL LIE VISION TELLS MOST OF US HOW TO DRESS, HOW TO EAT AND HOW TO LIVE. I SEEN SO MANY LITTLE JAY-ZS RUNNING AROUND HERE ITS CRAZY. SO MANY BEYONCE'S AND KEISHA COLES ITS SICKENING. YOU ARE WHAT YOU ATTRACT! IF YOU SHOW ME BOOTY THEN ILL KNOW YOUR PROFILE, IF YOU SHOW ME BREAST, ILL KNOW YOUR A SUPERMARKET WITH ITEMS ON DISPLAY! FISH ARENT ATTRACTED TO HOOKS, IVE NEVER SEEN A SHINEY FISHING HOOK THAT MADE ME WANNA JUMP ON IT! ETHIER PUT AWAY THE BOOBS OR SUFFER THE SHARKS BABY!
