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Your page name is something whack, disrespectful, or immature like: 12inches4U, EYEeatPsy, IWANNABEYOURDADDY, GotABigD - just plain dumb. Leave that to the kids who don't know any better.

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You're not a gentleman. Please do not send me a note saying: "Hey baby, I want to cook dinner for you, massage your sexy body, then love you down. Call me if you are interested." Or "Hey sweetie, I love your body, I could eat you all night. I would like to get to know you better so we could be together. Where do you live, cuz I could come over tonight."

PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS EEEEEE....get a life. Talk to me like you would want someone to talk to your sister, mother or daughter...LIKE A GENTLEMAN!

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If you are overweight and don't take care of your body. Sorry. I don't like men with boobs or a big belly. Don't get me wrong, we can be cool.

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The first note you send to me is a lonnnng letter that you copy and paste to a whole bunch of women. That is sooooo lame. HI, I'M RALPH. I WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU AND TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER. MY NUMBER IS 555-555-5555. YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND I KNOW YOU AND I CAN FIND TRUE LOVE. I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU MY QUEEN, MY SOULMATE, yadda yadda yadda.
DUMB! DUMB! DUMB!

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You don't have a picture. Self Explanatory. Are you hiding something, in jail, married etc. Looks aren't everything, but people have their preferences. That's unfair if you don't give a person a choice.


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If you are a youngster and you want to explain to me how you,ve dated older women, age ain't nothing but a number, and how you just need to get to know me to show me. YOU NEED MATURITY AND EXPERIENCE AND THE ONLY WAY TO GET THAT, IS THRU TIME...duh, age. I do not want to teach anybody what I know. Been there, done that! If you are on my level, you're on my level.



Here's a recent example: i know im young but i know what i want good uck finding a man ur age with a job car own crib and no kids... ur bad

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If you talk like an ignoramous - wht id dew shawty, iz U da 1? Eye been lookn at choo and I likes U ma. WHAT THE HELL? ARE YOU EDUCATED? DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WRITE A GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT SENTENCE?

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If you are as old as my daddy. That is sooooo creepy.

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If you are looking for someone to have a threesome or orgy with. To each his own but you, your wife and ya nasty, potential HIV infected, immorally unsaved partners better get some Jesus in ya life, and quick.
Got this the other day: Hello sexy, i'm an educated, professional, married man looking for a discreet relationship, a girlfriend. If we get to know one another and hit it off, would you be interested in a relationship like this?

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You are
LOOKING FOR A BOOTY CALL
MARRIED/SEPARATED/INVOLVED
BITCHY LIKE A FEMALE
TRYING TO HAVE A GAY/LESBIAN/BISEXUAL TRIST
GOT A MILLION CHILDREN/BABY MOMMA DRAMA
TALKING CRAP ABOUT YOUR EX
DEADBEAT FATHER OR TERRIBLE EX-HUSBAND
JOBLESS/BROKE/UNEDUCATED
IMMATURE/ILL-MANNERED/DISRESPE CTFUL/NOT A GENTLEMAN
HAVE NO PERSONALITY
JEALOUS-HEARTED AND POSSESSIVE
CAN'T WRITE A SENTENCE OR READ FOR THAT MATTER
GOT A CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER
DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WORD NO
NOT A REAL MAN
UNABLE TO HAVE "JUST A FRIENDSHIP" WITH A FEMALE

>*>*>*>*>*>* >*> ALL ABOUT ME: <*<*<*<*<*<* <br />
I'm a 5'7", a healthy 165, professional,intelligent, single mom. God first, my daughter and family next. I'm an avid Saints fan (originally from the NO). I love to laugh til I cry and having fun and intelligent conversations. I have good ole fashioned morals and values, with a new-age twist. I like to travel, watch sports, billiards, go to the movies or stay at home, etc. etc. I HAVEN'T DATED ONLINE and am kind of skeptical. I have met a bunch of cool peeps online that I have formed good friendships with. Friends are trying to change my mind. What are your views on online dating and how many experiences have you had? Anything else, holllla at me.


CHECK THE QUICK POETRY

REAL MEN, DON`T PLAY GAMES

REAL MEN PASS ON THEIR NAME

TAKE CARE OF THE LITTLE SEED THAT YOU PLANT

AT LEAST PAY CHILD SUPPORT, AND IF YOU CAN`T

THEN YOUR NOT WORTHY OF THE JOY

THAT COMES FROM THAT LITTLE GIRL OR BOY
BE A REAL MAN, BE RESPONSIBLE TO THAT LITTLE LIFE

BE A FATHER TO YOUR KIDS AND A HUSBAND TO YOUR WIFE
YOU CAN ACT LIKE IT DOESN`T APPLY TO YOU
WAIT TILL THAT KID GROWS UP, AND WITH YOU THEY ARE THROUGH

ITS NOT A GOOD FEELING FOR A KID TO FEEL UNWANTED

IF YOUR A DEADBEAT I HOPE THIS POEM MAKES YOU FEEL HAUNTED

ALL THE REAL MEN TAKING CARE OF THEIR KIDS AND WIVES

I APPLAUD YOU BLACK KINGS AND HOPE YOU HAVE PROSPEROUS LIVES

DAMN I`M GOOD, I WROTE THAT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD (IN THREE MINUTES)