A TRUE FRIEND
For those tired of the usual "friend" poems, here is a
touch of reality.
When you are sad ... ...
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue ... ...
I`ll try to dislodge what ever`s choking you.
When you smile ... ...
I`ll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared ... ...
I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried ... ...
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be
and tell you to quit whining.
When you are confused ... ...
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb %#&@$!.
When you are sick ... ...
Stay the hell away from me until you`re well again, I don`t want whatever you have.
When you fall ... ...
I will point and laugh at your clumsy %#&@$!.
This is my oath ... ...
I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? ......
Because you`re my friend
