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  • Member Since:

    October 22, 1999

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    Ghettostocracy Spoken Word Poetry

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    Gloucester, ON

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    Asian/Pacific Islander, Black/African American, Hispanic/Latino, Native American, White, Other

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    British, Cuban, Ghanian, Haitian, Nigerian, Senegalese, South African, Other

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Peace fam, I've just recieved a whilrwind invitation. I'm doing a fundraiser! I got invited to Nelson Mandela's and i need sponsorship. So far we have raised 1000.00httpsendoni2southafrica .wordpress.com This is short notice and I don't want to miss out on this opportunity. Can you help get me there? Can you also spread the word around?I need your help!Thank you Oni the Haitian Sensation httpsendoni2southafrica.wordpr ess.com (continue reading)

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Oni the Haitian Sensation on the Canadian Broadcasting CorporationOni the Haitian Sensation and Jeff Hunt Owner of the Ottawa 67's Hockey TeamIt's almost 4 am and I'm still awake. I feel very devastated with what is happening in Haiti. My family is down there, I'm still trying to locate my dad that I've not seen in years. In the last week, I've organized two fundraisers with the help of the community we raised 20 000.00 in two days for the Humanitarian Coalition of NGO's that are helping Haiti.... (continue reading)

Prayers for Haiti- Did you know that Chicago was founded by a Haitian Person?

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Prayers for Haiti, As you heard, an earthquake has taken a toll on the first independant Black Nation of the world HAITI!I'm planning a fundraiser in 2 days, and I'm looking to help out. Jean Baptiste Pointe du Sable before 1745? St. Marc, SaintDomingue now Haiti August 28, 1818, St. Charles, Mo.,1 popularly known as The Father of Chicago,2 was a Haitian colonist in North America of mixed French and African ancestry.Du Sable was simultaneously the first known nonindigenous settler and the first... (continue reading)

Back from Australia Happy New Year!

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G'Day Blackplanet! I hope that everyone had amazing holidays! On Christmas Day, I left for Australia. The trip took me close to 50 hours from the time I left my house. I got a cora for my nephew Gentle and it got confiscated at the Sydney Airport. They confiscated my rum on the way back homeThisis my second Australian tour! Oi!Confiscated cora at the airportAustralia has tough laws. They do not allow untreated leather in the country so they said....Then why was I seeing it everywhere when I got... (continue reading)

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FAMOUS " HAITIAN VARIATIONS" Meaning that they have HAVE "HAITIAN" ANCESTRY-SIDNEY POITIER-ACTOR-----His Dad is Haitian

DENZEL WASHINGTON ACTOR----Haitian American-

WILL SMITH-----ACTOR--Haitian Mom

GARCELLE BEAUVAIS--ACTRESS MODEL Born in Haiti

MICHAELLE JEAN ---Governor General of Canada--Commander in Chief of the Canadian Army Born in Haiti

THE WAYANS--- Keenen Ivory Wayans Damon Wayans Dwayne Shawn Wayans Marlon Wayans Kim Elvira Diedre Nadia Donnie Are the children of Howell and Elvira "WAYANS" = Haitian American

 

L LCOOL J-----RAP HIP HOP SuperstarActor Producer- Yummy- Haitian American

 

GENERAL ALEXANDRE DUMAS----Author of the 3 Musketeers General- Soldier Haitian-French MISSY ELLIOTT----Producer-Dancer-Femcee-a Genius Haitian American CELIA CRUZ-----Singer- Dancer Composer-Musician -Salsera muy linda -Haitiana Cubana CARIDAD CRUZ-----Singer- Dancer Composer-Musician -Salsera muy linda Haitiana-Cubana JEAN BAPTISTE POINTE DU SABLE-----Military Man- Founder of Chicago Haitian Born! W.E.B DUBOIS----Doctor-Historian-Author- Haitian Variation WARREN G-----Superstar-Producer EMCEE Musician (Dr Dre's Cousin) DR DRE-----Superstar-Producer EMCEE Musician Haitian American DMX-----Superstar-Producer EMCEE Musician Haitian American SNOOP DOGG------Superstar-Producer EMCEE Musician Haitian American TERRI MOISE-------Neo Soul Artist Haitian American ONI THE HAITIAN SENSATION------Poet-Author Singer Visual Artist Producer Haitian Canadian WYCLEF JEAN------Superstar-Producer EMCEE Musician Born in Haiti PRAS MICHEL------Superstar-Producer EMCEE Musician Haitian American ANDRE3000-------Superstar-Producer EMCEE Musician DJ WHO KID-------Superstar-Producer EMCEE Musician Haitian American LENNY KRAVITZ-----Superstar-Producer Musician Song writer Singer MAXWELL------Superstar-Producer Singer Song Writer Haitian Variation 50 CENT-----Superstar-Producer EMCEE Musician Haitian American (More Famous Haitian Variations to come !)

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Author-Oni The Haitian Sensation
ISBN-ISBN 1-894692-17-9
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Oni the Haitian Sensation

Ghettostocracy
copyright Oni the Haitian Sensation 2006
Editor: George Elliot Clarke
Cover Illustration: John MacDonald
Cover Design: Danilo McDowell-McCallum
Inside Layout: Heather Guylar



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Nappy HairVS Relaxed Hair?
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If Mary's Eyes Were Blue

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If Mary's Eyes Were Blue

And If Mary's hair was blonde

Do you really think that a Roman

Soldier would have told her to run along

With a bun in her oven with nine months gone...



If Mary`s eye were blue

And if Mary's hair was blonde

She would been lodged in the Hilton

And not in a "Manger` on a lawn

With a bun in her oven with nine months gone...



If Mary's eyes were blue

And If Mary`s hair was blonde

Whites would be allowed to sit on a cloud

Blacks in hotels would not be allowed

With a bun in her oven with nine months gone...





Mary`s eyes weren`t blue

They were jet, They were black

She was a black Madonna

Prima Donna, that`s a fact

If Jerusalem is to the east

They came from the west

They followed the star from Africa

I`m good in Geography, I know best

Jesus was not blue eyed

Jesus has a fro

Don`t brainwash me with your BS....

Or I`ll tell you where to go.


Mary`s eyes were not blue
Mary`s hair was not blonde

That is why a Roman soldier told her to run along.

with a bun in her oven with nine months gone.....

(This poem is my rebuttal to the Imus comments= It will have many sequels)

When the TV Comes ALIVE

There are special tortures
Reserved for black women,
Please understand the pain
That we have been given.
We are told that we lack
Intelligence, beauty, and self pride.
The media tells us that
We are ugly to look upon,
When the TV comes alive-
Wait, listen, these are our conditions,
Nappy headed queens are the leaders of the opposition.
Our dominion is not the minion of those who hate
Black women.
Let us levitate. Elevate, debate, these bad conditions.
Our mission, is to end this division.
If black cats are the objects of superstition,
We will need nine lives to conquer division.
We have risen, above racial friction.
We need to dominate diction to convey our afflictions.
My sisters, what happened ?
Gentlemen do not see us as rare women,
They don't understand.
Can't they see that we are driven?
Black women are Black people too,
Yeah, I'm taking to you!
What you're saying isn't true.
If beauty is skin deep, then,
Why are we such fashion freaks?
Sistah's speak!
We are the objects of a global critique.
Black women are targets for people who feel powerless.
When we bloom,
Never assume,
That we are flowerless.
Maya Angelou,
I agree with you,
What you say is true.
This has happened to me,
This has happened to you.
If Imus would have called Laura Bush a gross name,
He would have been blacklisted, his career enflamed
If Imus would have called Hillary Clinton a gross name
America would say:" Why disrespect
Such a great dame? "
Great Danes, are bytches.
Gardens need hoes.
From rags to riches, we will rise,
From head to toe.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T !
We are not the cause of poverty .
Economic stress affects,
Women's economic autonomy .
Our reduced aerobic capacity,
Derives from colonial history.
Divine trichotomy-
We live on white properties,
With accommodated ideologies.
This does not make us problem-free !
We built the house
Its roof, and foundation.
Since creation,
Black women have been part of liberation.
Social security, leaves us insecure.
Political tissues, need to offer us a cure
Let's address: health, and social issues.
Commonalities of movement,
Collective memory of this racist itinerary,
Clearly need improvement.
Music execs need to discuss misogyny.
This makes sense to me.
We deserve more than an apology.
Understand our history,
This is truly horrific.
Racism is specific.
Black queens,
Follow your dreams,
Black beauty is terrific.
There are special tortures
Saved for black women.
Please, understand the pain that we have been given.
We are told that we lack intelligence, and self pride
The media tells us that we are ugly to look upon,
When the TV comes alive.

Copyright Oni the Haitian Sensation

Copyright onistudio 2007. Any reproduction without the expressed consent of onistudio and publisher is illegal and prohibited by law.

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