She wanted time so I bought her a Jacob/ said She wanted a ring so I gave her a Razr//

Louie Voton, Prada, coordinates with her make up/ pancakes when she wakes up, night caps when we lay up//

Made her say my name 3 way 'fore I came....

L@w!.... John!!.... God!!!....

I had her!/ so that when I changed the game up, started stayin' out late while she waits by that Razr///

Sayin', "Honey I'm Home...", she Irate... (continue reading)

P. W. H. A. P. H. D.

Thats P.roblems W.ith H.avin' A. P.retty H.uge D.ing-a-ling
They Say Size does matter
The Bigger the Badder
The wetter the better, whatever man i ain't hearin' em...

(2x)

I was never cocky bout my c o c k, or jockin on my jock/
Always humble about it until many pointed out//
I was workin with a monster, i get that alot/
Cuz when i got rock it blew'em outta they socks//
(Literally)
And I... (continue reading)

Back at it again, stranded on mass transportation/ the subject matter at hand is...

F u c k it! I ain't sayin...//

Tired of complainin', Tired of bein' patient/ Tired of this rain always cavin' my brain in//

I'd do ANYthing man to have my own wheels/ beg, borrow or steal... but I ain't goin to jail//

A livin' hell is what you consider my life/ kicked out when I was 17 then get evicted twice//

House with no lights or heat for... (continue reading)

I can't Stand it...

migraines takin' advantage/ and my brains feelin' like shredded lettuce and cabbage//

Ready to stab the next b i t c h who even mentions salad/ machete to the neck s h i t, mellon under my mallot//

This can't happen...

HATE standin' on mass transit/ but a blown transmission got my %#&@$! stranded//

Took it to a machanic, explainin' that they had it/ but I'd be out of a car for like 11 sabbaths//

GOD... (continue reading)

My actions I don't condone, but these are just reasons why I'm so gone/

Raised in a broken home, it begain at 9 years old//

Poppa was a rollin' stone, momma was never at home/

So I had to go and raise Lil John all on my own//

Older brother and sisters held me down, but hardly around/

Had their own father and lived in another town//

2 states away, but Hey, thats whatever now/

just ventin', don't care if you listen you have your own... (continue reading)

I once knew a girl, whose last name was Johnson/

All I really wanted was to... give her the johnson//

She wanted John Son, SO she always ON John/

Almost had to buy powder from Johnson and Johnsons//

She'd be like "Come on John! We don't need No condoms"/

So I would c u m raw on her walls like I'm Dumb//

My johnsons numb, minds blind, deaf and dumb/

Saw what I did was wrong BUT I left it alone//

Guilt crept in my... (continue reading)