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wut up ladies..im a single 23 year old.im from brooklyn ny flatbush.wanna give a shout out 2 everybody at danny jerk chicken express dats where I use 2 work at.I'm lookin 4 a shortie 2 be all mine....if u wanna know wut I'm lookin 4 in a shortie just I'm me on aol outlawthugbk23 or u can e-mail me on my sidekick gcine@tmail.com.......well I'm 6'0,brn skin,drk brn eyes,braids(yes ladies its all mine),231lbs,2 tattoos,3 piercin,goodkisser,faithful,ki nda freaky,know how 2 plz a woman and etc...if u feelin me or wuteva holla at me..oh well.im lokin 4 a down 4 wuteva shorty,wanna plz their man anyway possible,clean all over,%#&@$! dont stink,no corn and bunion on their feet,not a golddigger,smart,go 2 skool or work,breathe dont stink,very
freaky,openminded,goodkisser,f aithful,have time 4 their man,who like 2 cuddle and makeout and etc.if ya think u fit wut im lookin 4 do holla.......outlawthugbk(yahoo ) outlawthugbk23(aol/aim)

this is a poem 4 the ladies whom has be cheated by a guy.hope ya like it

*~The Player ~*
He'll meet you and sweep you off of your feet
He's nice and he's funny, so cute and so sweet
Surprisingly, he likes the same things as you
He does all the things that you love to do He's the perfect guy, the one of your dreams
You belong together, or so it seems!


He looks in your eyes, and plays with your hair
He tells you that he'll always be there
His touch is so soft, his hold is so tight,
His words are so smoothing, his kiss is just right!


You ditch all your friends for your new obsession
You don't realize your future is full of depression
You think that you love him, you give him your heart
Little do you know that he'll tear it apart


You do what he wants, you know its not good
You told him slow down, and you think he understood
You let it slide by, he's just having fun
You'll learn to like it as time goes on!


He's taken your heart, and locked it away
And you see him with a different girl the next day
You cry and you grieve, but then you forgive,
He won't do it again for as long as he lives!


At this point you've fallen into his trap
He has all control when you're in his lap
You believe he's sorry, you're together again
You give him a chance, he's your only friend!


You're right where he wants you, he molds you like clay,
And you see him with girl number 3 the next day
He got what he wanted, accomplished his goal
He still has your heart, which he evilly stole!


He's taken your purity, you still can't believe
You feel hurt and cheap and extremely naive.
If only your hair was blond and straight
If only you looked like you lost some weight
If only your clothes were a little bit tighter
If only your teeth were a little bit whiter
You know he's an %#&@$!, but you still want him back
And you grieve about all of those qualities you lack
All you wanted was to have some fun
Now you wish that this whole thing had never begun
You wish that one day you'll see him cry
That one day he'll know how he killed you inside!


But you know that he won't, cause he's numb to pain
He'll be with some girl while you cry and complain
Beware of the players, they'll steal your heart
And they'll give it back once its all torn apart
Don't let them suck you into their game
Cause once you lose, you're never the same.

love is the way you make someone feel
love is the sharin and the caring
the want and the need
love is not just a word
love is a power with unknown strength
it has the power to make someone smile
to make someone laugh
to make someone love you in return
love is what your hearts feel
when your heart says
ignore your heart and it will fade away
listen to your heart,follow your heart
let it sing!
let it run free and it can bring you anything
love is a bond
a way to keep people together
love is everything wonderful
love is thw one who you love

My HAITIAN pride
I will not hide
My HAITIAN race
I will not disgrace
My HAITIAN blood
flows hot & true
My HAITIAN peeps
I will stand by you
thru thick & thin
till the day we die
Our HAITIAN flag
Always stands high
I yell this poem
Louder than all the rest.
cuz every 1 knows
HAITIANS ARE THE BEST

HAITIAN Pride in my mind
HAITIAN BLOOD is my kind
So step aside and let me through
Cuz its all about the HAITIAN crew
Life sucks and then u die
but if your HAITIAN
You die with pride

"Clothes"

You are in love with TOMMY
Because his last name is HILFIGER
But behind closed doors, TOMMY
Is callin you a N....
But you care less
Because you have been taught to dress to impress.
If I asked you about your the history
You would have to look on the back of your jeans and GUESS!


You come up in the club wearing VERSACE
Clothes made by a homosexual male
So even when you say you are straight
It is very hard to tell.
And for footwear you wear TIMBERLANDS,
Even under the sun
That same tree that is the symbol for them
Could have been the same one your ancestors were hung from.


I can not forget your NAUTICA
When the last memory you have of ships
Is coming to North America in shackles,
Being beat over the back with whips.
And to my beautiful black queens
Whose creative womb become barren?
I am confused, because your face says Nefertiti,
But your sweater read DONNA KARAN.
When was the last time you saw LIZ CLAIBORNE
Conversing with black women,
But as soon as her name is printed on a purse
To Macy's you quickly go running.


RALPH LAUREN doesn't even look at black men
Unless they are driving him around town
But soon as that slave master appears on the back of the horse


You put whatever you picked up down.
My people reclaim your status in this world and in your life.


FUBU, in case you didn't know, stands for "For Us By Us".


Buying black will someday suffice.




Sexual Identity

Ur sexual identity,,,,look ur name up!!!!
According to studies, your sexual identity is revealed by the first letter of your first name... What do you think?

A
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can*t be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person.
When it comes to sex, it*s action that counts, not obscure hints. Your mate*s physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not
go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.

B
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearment*s, and particular when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from sex if need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

C
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual
activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.

D
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement, sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude.

E
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a
companion for a bedmate. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for you. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don*t have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a good book. (Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.)

F
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favourite fantasy pastime. You can be a very generous lover.

G
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of erotic stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can
be extremely active sexually that is, when you find the time. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble getting close sexually.

H
You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and your earning ability. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your spending and
dating habits, and equally cautious in your sexual involvement. You are a sensual and patient lover.

I
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated ... even worshipped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your
desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual expression. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure and change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.

J
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it*s all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must
feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you*re being appreciated.

K
You are crap in bed. {{and dat is not my opinion}}

L
You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover*s saviour. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can*t help falling in love. You fantasise and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life, nor of your sexual fantasies.

M
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.

N
You may appear innocent, unassuming, and shy; but we know that appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of sex. You can be highly critical of your mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers.

O
You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your sexual energy into making money and/or seeking power. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring
the same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you demand intensity diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.

P
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn*t think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are relatively free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and
need a good deal of physical gratification.

Q
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you, sexually or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be
attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going.

R
You are a no-nonsense, action oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do not show this outwardly. If your new lover is not all that great in bed, you are willing to serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very demanding playmate.

S
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don*t fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along.

T
You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a partner who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights, and romantic thoughts. You fantasise and tend to fall in and out of love.
When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely changeable. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your
relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head.

U
You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in love, you are in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as a challenge. You are a roamer and need adventure, excitement, and freedom. You deal in potential relationships. You enjoy giving gifts
and enjoy seeing your mate looking good. Your sex drive is strong and you desire instant gratification. You are willing to put your partner*s pleasures above your own.

V
You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and excitement. You wait until you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching him out. You feel a need to get into his head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. Often there is an age difference between you and your lover. You respond to danger, thrills, and suspense. The Gay scene turns you on, even though you yourself may not be a participant.

W
You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no for an answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic, idealistic, and often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner as he or she really is. You feel deeply and throw all of yourself into your relationships. Nothing is too good for your lover. You enjoy playing love games.

X
You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You can*t shut off your mind. You talk while you make love. You can have the greatest love affairs, all by yourself, in your own head.

Y
You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can*t have it your way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn*t always work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours just touching, feeling, and exploring. However, if you can spend your time making money, you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need to prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you are. You want
feedback on your performance. You are an open, stimulating, romantic bedmate.

Z
For you, it is business before pleasure. If you are in any way bothered by career, business, or money concerns, you find it very hard to relax and get into the mood. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never lose control of your emotions. You are very careful and cautious before you give your heart away and your body, for that matter. Once you make the commitment, though, you stick like glue


"Eleven Ways To Tell If You Are In Love"

11. You'll read his/her ims over and over
again...

10. You'll walk really really really slow
while you're with him/her...

9. You'll feel so shy whenever you're with
him/her...

8. While thinking bout him/her...your
heart will beat
faster and slower at the same time...

7. By listening his/her voice..you'll be
smilling by your-self...

6. While looking at him/her..you cant see
the other
ppl around you...you can only see that person...

5. You'll start listening 2 love songs.

4. You'll really really like love songs...

3. You'll get high just by his/her smell...

2. You'll realize that you're always
smiling to your-self..

1. You'll do anything for him/her........

++++ FACTS ABOUT SEX +++++

1) 94% of men lie about their %#&@$! size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your %#&@$! grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between %#&@$! size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

+Some stuff on the ladies+
------------------------------

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do).
43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women dont like oral sex.

5) 95% of women shave their privates.

+Both+
------------------------------ --
1) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

2) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
------------------------------ ---------------
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better - [ problem is, ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which
make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone
your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know?
------------------------------ ----------
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!

If you don't post this then you will have bad sex
for 7 years

Escaped Convict


A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"




Little Leroy

Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."

Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course thought he did.
Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.


Letter One:


Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.

Your Friend,
Leroy

Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.


Letter Two:


Dear God,
This is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year,and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank You,
Leroy


Leroy knew this wasn't true either, so he wrote another letter.


Letter Three:


Dear God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.

Thank You,
Leroy


Leroy knew, even if this was true, the letter was not going to get him a bike. By now, Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church. Leroy's Mother thought her plan had worked because Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner" his mother said.

Leroy walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if any one was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary and slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door and sat down with a piece of paper and pen.


Letter Four:


Dear God,
I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN,
SEND THE BIKE.
Leroy






Dark Confession

A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work.
Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.

Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet
with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That's nice."
Boy- "Want to buy it?"
Man- "No, thanks."
Boy- "My dad's outside."
Man- "OK, how much?"
Boy- "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
are in the closet together.

Boy- "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy- "$750."
Man- "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go
outside and toss the baseball back and forth."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says "$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.

That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."

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