Need to put back that spice in your life? Want to take that level of intimacy up to the height of ecstasy? Want to raise the passion in the bedroom, kitchen, living room or wherever you want to take it. Then look no further, click below to find out how. Remember, everyday is valentines day, and here at passion parties, my job is a party.
Papa's Passion Party
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If you would like to find out about how you can earn free gifts or host a free party, email me at ajk_gds@yahoo.com.
P.S. This is not a swingers party, orgy or anything of that nature.
Oye people. It seems as if the art of conversation has been lost with all this technology we have nowadays. With all the texting, Instant messengers and social networking sites, individuals are just prepared to stay hidden behind a screen and not show their true selves. Whatever happened to the days of going out and having fun, enjoying one another's company or the like?
Fun loving, outgoing, extroverted type of person. Love being active, whether it be going biking, a pickup game of basketball, or an evening at Dave n Busters, I'm always down for a challenge.
I do also enjoy downtime as well, especially if it is with someone special, night in under the covers watching a movie, a nice walk on the beach, I can enjoy the simpler things in life. Just don't come under false pretences.
A real trini to de bone, I have been residing in Florida for few years now. I was searching for a long time for what I wanted, now that I have found it, I am pursuing it with heart and passion. I know there are many opportunities out there, and my turn has come now.
If you stop by, feel free to leave me a note, don't be scared, I won't bite (unless you want me to). I'm open, honest, and will be that friend to the end.
FAKE FRIENDS VS REAL FRIENDS
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shirt so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
For all you people who always wondered what we were saying, here's a lil translation for you
USA: About Hors d'heurves or a piece of finger food, we say...
TnT: Wah is dis lil piece ah ting yuh give meh?
USA: Here Kitty Kitty, get down from the roof.
TnT: Ey yuh ole dutty cyat, come orf de bleddy galvanize before ah stone yuh tail.
USA: I think something is wrong with Susan, she might have the flu.
TnT: Papayo, it look like dey wuk obeah on Susan.
USA: Aren't those pants a bit short?
TnT: Yuh expekin flood or wha??
USA: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.
TnT: Buh wha trouble is dis? Bwoy stop flingin meh grip so
USA: I wish you would quit lying.
TnT: Stop de blinkin lying, yuh is ah old liyad.
USA: Lift the hood of the car for me johnny.
TnT: Yute man, fly de bonnet nuh!
USA: I love you girl.
TnT: Ah real check fuh yuh, yuh know.
USA: Oh, the poor little boy is Handicappped
TnT: Look at de lil invalid....poor thing.
USA: It's time for a perm.
TnT: Gyul, yuh head need straightening bad, yuh doh see all dem gren gren showing.
USA: Yuck, this is nasty
TnT: Ih geeeeeed!! Dis ting nasty too bad.
USA: Girl, your acne is really bad.
TnT: Chile, how yuh face like a grater so??
USA: I have a stomach ache.
TnT: Meh belly gripin meh.
USA: He has no manners.
TnT: He doh have no broughtapcy.
USA: You perspire a lot
TnT: He smellin hurry for real
USA: Has the chicken started boiling?
TnT: Dat meat ent start to cook yet?
USA: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder
TnT: Dat chile too damn harden.
USA: He has a touch of Dyslexia
TnT: He duncee for so
USA: I need a bottle of Peptobismal...my stomach hurts
TnT: Ah need ah purge bad, meh cork up
USA: It's ben a long time since I've seen you girl
TnT: AA! You still alive gyul?
USA: Lord, we have lost electricity again
TnT: Jeeznaages, current gorn again oui
USA: This meal is not bad.
TnT: Wha doh kill does fatten and what doh fatten does purge.
USA: Where did you buy that awful bracelet Cindy?
TnT: Is weh yuh buy dat big ole koskel lookin bangle chile?
USA: Oh my, your feet are so ashy.
TnT: How yuh foot and dem look like yuh was kickin flour so...yuh couldna rub lil coconut oil on yuh foot dem?
YUH KNOW IS A TRINI WHEN.....
1)yuh paint yuh front steps red.
2)yuh know what is a twin chenette.
3)yuh know how to mop drop.
4)yuh know how to skin a manicou.
5)yuh know what is "licks".
6)yuh get "licks" with a guava whip.
7)yuh could name 3kinds a mango.
8)yuh know what "snatty nose" and "dongs" is.
9)yuh know how to scootch somebody.
10)yuh know how to take a "cowboy" with a KLIM pan.
11)yuh used to collect FRICO milk toys (fellas?)
12)yuh know how to brakes a fall with a drink in yuh hand.
13)yuh know how to make almost falling down a part of yuh walk.
14)yuh could point with yuh mouth.
15)yuh could make chow with anything....anything!
16)yuh know how to storm a party.
17)yuh have a "jep ness" in yuh gallery.
18)yuh get sting by them same "jep" and try to kill the "jep" with a broom and get sting again!
19)yuh drink anything with ice in it.
20)yuh shake the glass with ice for what you cyar answer ent?
21)yuh EAT the ice when yuh finish the drink.
22)yuh eat doubles for breakfast on Sunday morning or any morning.
23)yuh put ketchup and pepper sauce on yuh Marios pizza .
mustard if yuh like that too.
24)yuh does bite up the chicken bone then spit it out on the plate even if eating out.
25)yuh eat bread and condensed milk .
26)yuh have worms and scratch yuh bottom when nobody looking.
27)yuh find digging yuh nose is a pleasurable way to kill time.
28)yuh does call any hot drink "tea".
29)yuh does dip yuh bread in yuh tea.
30)yuh does wash "wares"
31)them same "wares" is plastic spoon and styrofoam cup, why yuh
savin them? yuh don't want to use the good "wares"
32)if some body "poom" yuh ask if they eat egg.
33)yuh like to smell yuh "poom" to see what yuh eat last time.(yuh nasty ent?)
34)yuh does say "boy" at the start of a sentence.
35)yuh does say "man" at the end of the sentence.so the person grow up between the sentence ent?
36)yuh does get "vex" not angry.
37)yuh does call any vaccination an "injection"
38)yuh once own a bata to go to school and coast them .
39)"ENT" means yes , no , really ,true etc. etc.
40)yuh mother does make the best sweet bread and pelau.
41)yuh father beat yuh for no reason.(abuse)and when yuh cry he ask "what yuh cryin for"?
42)yuh father is the strongest man and could "beat up" everybody "fadder".
43)yuh shorten sentences by saying "whayuhsayin" and "whahappenin".
44)yuh does say "SO LONG" instead of saying "YES I`M DONE" when somebody ask yuh if yuh finish a job.
45)fellas , yuh flirt by having a foolish grin while raising yuh eyebrows.
46)yuh does ask for a "paper plastic bag".
47)yuh know what the meaning of "dotish".
48)yuh own a cutlass.
49)yuh break biche at least once in yuh life.
50)for you rain is a good excuse to miss school and work. yuh could be living on a hill and somehow the place get flood out.
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