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To begin, I am a 5` 11" black male that love to make new friends. All are invited, especially females. I am down to earth and love to treat my woman with outmost respect. All interested are welcome.





You are in abyssness. A realm of thoughts echoing through your head like an army of screeming harpies. The only way to make the noise stop is to fill the empty void inside your head with knowledge. But what sources can you trust? Everyone has a different opinion about everything, and you must find the absolute truth!



Look inside and grab one of those screaming thoughts in your head. Analize it! Is it the truth? If not keep searching. Dive into the abyss. The truth is in there somewhere.





NOW SOME HUMOR



AN employee asked the manager totake the "Day Off." This is the reply:



So, you want the day off!

Let`s take a moment to look at what you`re asking for.

There are 365 days available for work.

There are 52 weeks per year

of which you already have 2 days off each weekend

leaving 261 days left available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work,

that accounts for 170 days,

there are 91 days left available for work.

You spend 30 minutes each day on breaks,

that accounts for 23 days each year,

leaving 68 days available for work.

You spend 1 hour a day at lunch,

that accounts for another 46 days per year

leaving 20 days available for work.

You take 9 holidays per year,

leaving 11 days available for work.

You take 10 days vacation each year,

leaving 1 day left available for work

and NO WAY are you going to take that day off!